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LRodC
06/25/21 2:50:49 PM
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In anything.
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DarthDemented
06/25/21 2:51:30 PM
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kids claiming adults are lying and just trying to get them in trouble.

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BloodMoon7
06/25/21 2:54:01 PM
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Adults claiming kids are lying and just trying to get themselves out of trouble.

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My maid will hear about this.
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Spidey5
06/25/21 2:55:00 PM
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Shablagoo
06/25/21 2:55:26 PM
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Troubled adults lying and just trying to get themselves out of claiming kids.

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DaveTheUseless
06/25/21 2:56:57 PM
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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.

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BarbaricAvatar
06/25/21 3:15:00 PM
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Amything a parent comes out with to shirk responsibility for their child's actions.

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Hayame Zero
06/25/21 3:18:33 PM
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Any overtly elaborate 5 minute long story/fake alibi a drug addict says to try and convince you that he wasn't somewhere doing drugs.

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bigtiggie23
06/25/21 3:23:52 PM
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"I work hard, I play hard", which people use as an excuse for prickish behavior.
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_Rinku_
06/25/21 3:25:46 PM
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With regards to a friend being part of an affair with a married woman: the husband had "greasy hair" and "the personality of a rock" so it was okay for her to cheat on him. Additionally, when I asked, "How do you know she won't cheat on you if she leaves her husband to be with you?" I was told, "I can actually make her happy."

I lost a ton of respect for that friend (who simped SUPER hard for this total slut, but that's neither here nor there) as a result.
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alphapipi
06/25/21 3:46:57 PM
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Half of what Tails82 said

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IMNOTRAGED
06/25/21 4:37:17 PM
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