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The-19th-Sparta
06/24/21 1:34:16 PM
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Have you found anything yet?

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Ryven
06/24/21 1:35:02 PM
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We aint found shit!

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The-19th-Sparta
06/24/21 1:35:48 PM
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Ryven posted...
We aint found shit!

Thank you Ryven, you have provided me with the biggest smile I will have all day and possibly for the rest of this week. Good day to you sir and have a wonderful CE experience.

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MC_BatCommander
06/24/21 1:37:02 PM
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What?! You went over my helmet?!

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The-19th-Sparta
06/24/21 3:00:39 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
What?! You went over my helmet?!

*hugs*

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Lukey_Bug
06/24/21 3:01:48 PM
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What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

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ThePrinceFish
06/24/21 3:02:39 PM
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keep firing assholes

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LordRazziel
06/24/21 3:04:59 PM
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Not in here, mister. This is a Mercedes.

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modena
06/24/21 3:18:09 PM
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Just 2 cigarette butts so far

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Eab1990
06/24/21 3:41:19 PM
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Arent we being too literal?
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Airhammy
06/24/21 3:43:32 PM
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No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

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Smackems
06/24/21 3:45:45 PM
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It's jammed

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Old NoiseTank
06/24/21 3:46:27 PM
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the radar, sir! it appears to bejammed!

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Xethuminra
06/24/21 3:47:28 PM
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modena
06/24/21 3:47:50 PM
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Eab1990 posted...
Arent we being too literal?
Well when I was told to comb the desert, or "hands across the desert" we had to look for either spent ammo casings or cigarette butts.

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Alex1976
06/24/21 3:58:50 PM
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"Where is it? Where is it?!"
"It's gotta be here."
"OUT OF ORDER?! F***! Even in the future, nothing works!"

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masterpug53
06/24/21 4:04:59 PM
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'We ain't found shit!' will never fail to get a laugh out of me.

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CalosiaTana
06/24/21 4:07:38 PM
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I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

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ThePrinceFish
06/24/21 4:12:21 PM
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I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

what does that make us

absolutely nothing; which is what you are about to become

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buddhamonster
06/24/21 4:13:16 PM
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Who made that man a gunner?

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Bishop9800
06/24/21 4:15:28 PM
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Its Mega Maid Sir! She went from suck, to blow!!

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gatorsPENSbucs
06/24/21 4:16:03 PM
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We aint found shit

always a good day when theres a spaceballs reference

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Questionmarktarius
06/24/21 4:17:47 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
btw, that was Tim Russ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7TnQBSV00
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MC_BatCommander
06/24/21 4:20:18 PM
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Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries...

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skermac
06/24/21 4:22:15 PM
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The desrts use to be rain forests way back when

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Southernfatman
06/24/21 4:30:44 PM
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We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a shit load of money!

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skermac
06/24/21 4:32:02 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries...

I like frozen yogurt its just like ice cream

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catboy
06/24/21 4:39:30 PM
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No no no light speed is too slow!

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gatorsPENSbucs
06/24/21 5:05:17 PM
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The-Apostle
06/24/21 5:31:30 PM
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Any other assholes here?
Yo!

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Bishop9800
06/24/21 5:49:10 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Theyve gone plaid!


Beat me to it

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Airhammy
06/25/21 12:38:09 AM
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Spaceballs: The Coloring Book and Spaceballs: The Lunch Box were Transformers products.

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Paragon21XX
06/25/21 12:48:05 AM
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The-Apostle posted...
Any other assholes here?
Yo!
I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!

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Lukey_Bug
06/25/21 10:54:59 AM
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1...1...2...2...3...3...4...4...5...5.

What kind of idiot uses that as their password? *shifty eyes from Scroob*

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mybbqrules
06/25/21 2:01:15 PM
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"HOT! TOO HOT!"

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The-19th-Sparta
06/25/21 3:26:24 PM
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And Revenge of the Shit, the all anal final chapter!

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Airhammy
06/25/21 4:21:38 PM
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Computer - Counting down: 10, 9, 8, 6...

Skroob - 6?! What happened to 7?!

Computer - Just kidding!

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Questionmarktarius
06/25/21 4:40:08 PM
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Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!
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Oderus Urungus
06/25/21 4:47:42 PM
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What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
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BroodRyu
06/25/21 4:50:36 PM
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When will then be now?
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jon1012
06/25/21 4:54:53 PM
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I bet she gives great helmet.

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Bishop9800
06/25/21 4:57:12 PM
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BroodRyu posted...
When will then be now?

Soon!

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mustachedmystic
06/25/21 5:00:41 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7TnQBSV00
LOL, that was fucking awesome!

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Dark-Helmet
06/25/21 5:03:19 PM
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Southernfatman
06/25/21 6:03:02 PM
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I'm having trouble with the radar sir. I lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps and I lost the creeps.

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Airhammy
06/25/21 6:24:47 PM
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Sandurz you gotta help me! I CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS, I'M A PRESIDENT!!

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FLOUR
06/25/21 6:28:21 PM
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Check, please!

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