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DJquackquack
06/23/21 10:12:52 AM
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz 7 ate 9!

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monkmith
06/23/21 10:15:28 AM
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a man walks into a bar and knocks himself out

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Taarsidath-an halsaam.
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DJquackquack
06/23/21 10:17:11 AM
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monkmith posted...
a man walks into a bar and knocks himself out
https://youtu.be/ObpcGNCU944

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bobbaaay
06/23/21 10:26:30 AM
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face
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ZevLoveDOOM
06/23/21 10:27:42 AM
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Knock knock.

Whos there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c

MOO!
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ModLogic
06/23/21 10:29:42 AM
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saw someone post it on gamespot and promptly got banned for it

"how do you make a little girl cry twice"

it is by far the most disgusting vile "joke" ive come across

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catboy
06/23/21 10:30:32 AM
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What do you call it when Mario jumps on an enemy while wearing Vans shoes? Vansquish

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Then by that logic, real women are pixels. -Kisai
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lemondrop7
06/23/21 10:31:09 AM
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Robin, get in the Batmobile
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modena
06/23/21 10:31:38 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

i don't know what they were laced with, but i was tripping all day
That's actually a good one lol

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bobbaaay
06/23/21 10:31:40 AM
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ModLogic posted...
saw someone post it on gamespot and promptly got banned for it

"how do you make a little girl cry twice"

it is by far the most disgusting vile "joke" ive come across

I can't remember the punchline.
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DJquackquack
06/23/21 10:37:39 AM
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ModLogic posted...
saw someone post it on gamespot and promptly got banned for it

"how do you make a little girl cry twice"

it is by far the most disgusting vile "joke" ive come across
Yikes. Well we wont be sharing that one here.

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WilliamPorygon
06/23/21 10:45:03 AM
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Where do bad lights go?

Prism

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catboy
06/23/21 10:45:40 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Where do bad lights go?

Prism
lol

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/23/21 10:46:37 AM
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.
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catboy
06/23/21 10:47:12 AM
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moar

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DJquackquack
06/23/21 10:50:59 AM
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Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?

Anywhere he wants.

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