Current Events > A cop pulls you over, pulls you out the car, starts beating the shit out of you.

Topic List
Page List: 1
SaquonDaGod
06/22/21 10:05:40 PM
#1:


80/80.

What do you do?
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
06/22/21 10:06:01 PM
#2:


Shout blue lives matter.

---
Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths
06/22/21 10:06:19 PM
#3:


Be white and avoid the entire thing.

---
If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.
I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back
... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes
06/22/21 10:06:20 PM
#4:


I miss when buttsage just stuck to NFLB

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#5
Post #5 was unavailable or deleted.
Kanaya413
06/22/21 10:06:40 PM
#6:


Probably die from injury

---
Pokemon HOME: JZREFLMEMXWN
Number 1 Grimmsnarl Fangirl
... Copied to Clipboard!
#7
Post #7 was unavailable or deleted.
BilalPowell
06/22/21 10:08:45 PM
#8:


Wave to the people who will eventually be watching this on TV

---
Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten
06/22/21 10:08:53 PM
#9:


The sad thing is I can't even say what I might do, cause I would get modded
... Copied to Clipboard!
Eab1990
06/22/21 10:09:34 PM
#10:



... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles
06/22/21 10:12:31 PM
#11:


"That ONE TIME I get pulled over by a color blind cop!"

---
Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
... Copied to Clipboard!
lightwarrior78
06/22/21 10:15:02 PM
#12:


Well, I'm legally blind, so if that situation came up, I probably would deserve it.

---
I'm not saying that less toxic gaming journalists would lead to less toxic gamers. I'm just saying there's no proof to the contrary.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AllanPinkerton
06/23/21 4:49:22 PM
#13:



... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/23/21 4:50:45 PM
#14:




---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG
06/23/21 4:51:08 PM
#15:


... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1
06/23/21 4:51:14 PM
#16:


I'm a danger to people if I drive and am not legally allowed to drive so... Probably wonder why the fuck I was driving in the first place.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr
06/23/21 4:54:12 PM
#17:


  1. Contact lawyer
  2. Contact the News
... Copied to Clipboard!
AllanPinkerton
06/23/21 4:55:35 PM
#18:


SrRd_RacinG posted...
Ask to speak to his superiors.
Mid beat down?

Payzmaykr posted...
1. Contact lawyer
2. Contact the News

Mid beat down?
... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1
06/23/21 4:56:35 PM
#19:


AllanPinkerton posted...
Mid beat down?

Well first you get his badge number, followed by explaining that you need to talk to his superior because he doesn't know the laws.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG
06/23/21 4:56:43 PM
#20:


Mid beat down; yes.

I WANNA TALK TO YOUR SUPERIORS.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy
06/23/21 4:59:27 PM
#21:


nothanks1 posted...
Well first you get his badge number, followed by explaining that you need to talk to his superior because he doesn't know the laws.

I have my doubts that a cop who is randomly beating the shit put of you is gonna give you his badge number and it might be hard to see while you're getting shit kicked.

---
"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble
06/23/21 4:59:51 PM
#22:


Wonder when the hell I ended up in America.

---
The word "Trumble" is not allowed in a signature.
... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1
06/23/21 5:00:13 PM
#23:


CanuckCowboy posted...

I have my doubts that a cop who is randomly beating the shit put of you is gonna give you his badge number and it might be hard to see while you're getting shit kicked.

Sir I don't think you quite understand. I'm a sovereign citizen.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing
06/23/21 5:00:21 PM
#24:


I take it because if I fight I know theyll murder me.

---
Trucking Legend Don Schneider!
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple
06/23/21 5:00:21 PM
#25:


Shoot him dead

---
Devil's Advocate
... Copied to Clipboard!
KeeperOfShadows
06/23/21 5:01:56 PM
#26:


Sprinkle some crack on myself.

---
Currently playing: DFFOO, FFBE - 437,696,421
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX
06/23/21 5:03:15 PM
#27:


smile because it was for liberty and justice

---
Resident Evil: Resistance is best Resident Evil.
don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly
... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing
06/23/21 5:03:20 PM
#28:


KeeperOfShadows posted...
Sprinkle some crack on myself.

Dont want no mysteries

---
Trucking Legend Don Schneider!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo
06/23/21 5:03:33 PM
#29:


Yell mah leg like Fred the fish from SpongeBob
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
06/23/21 5:14:52 PM
#30:


Wonder where he is going to plant the drugs

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob
... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic
06/23/21 5:16:49 PM
#31:


option A
bear with it and then contact media and sue them if i survive it

option B
keep it real and die right there

gee hard choice

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras
06/23/21 5:24:06 PM
#32:


Mid beat down? Just try not to die. Afterwards? I'm finding the best lawyer I can, to rake that guy over the coals.

---
PSN - NoxObscuras
Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
06/23/21 5:36:35 PM
#33:


Ask if I can talk to his manager

---
Name checks out
"Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy
... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon
06/23/21 5:37:01 PM
#34:


Try not to die.

Assuming I survive? Sue the cop and the entire department for every penny I can wring out of them, fully determined to make the rest of their lives Hell.

But I probably get murdered before that. But it's okay because I got into fights in high school so.../s

---
Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ColZach
06/23/21 5:37:30 PM
#35:


The answer is you should defend yourself with deadly force.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CalosiaTana
06/23/21 5:46:44 PM
#36:


Wait for him to notice I'm white and we go get ice cream.

---
Figure it out.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666
06/23/21 7:27:58 PM
#38:


Charge at the cop with a knife, that always diffuses the situation

---
"May the Father of Understanding guide you."
http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html
... Copied to Clipboard!
SaquonDaGod
06/23/21 7:31:09 PM
#39:


This is a scary thought tbh.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1