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gna647 06/22/21 1:09:00 PM #1:	classic one like Mew under the truck type shit one of my friends told me that theres a DBZ episode where vegeta steals trunks sword and cuts shenron in half down the middle. Completely believed him --- https://imgur.com/iMaDK https://imgur.com/e9OCH https://imgur.com/RnA9A https://imgur.com/LvJeR <cite>gna647 posted [p:955310265] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>classic one like Mew under the truck type shit one of my friends told me that theres a DBZ episode where vegeta steals trunks sword and cuts shenron in half down the middle. Completely believed him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 06/22/21 1:09:51 PM #2:	Your blood is blue when it's in your body --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:955310293] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Your blood is blue when it's in your body</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 06/22/21 1:10:28 PM #3:	Going to college guarantees a stable, high-paying career. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:955310315] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Going to college guarantees a stable, high-paying career. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 06/22/21 1:11:02 PM #4:	"You can get hemroids from sitting on cold bleachers" --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:955310336] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>"You can get hemroids from sitting on cold bleachers" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwoDoorPC 06/22/21 1:12:03 PM #5:	chewing gum takes seven years to digest --- This post is brought to you by ExpressVPN <cite>TwoDoorPC posted [p:955310366] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>chewing gum takes seven years to digest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 06/22/21 1:13:28 PM #6:	Marilyn Manson had two of his ribs surgically removed so he could perform auto-fellatio on himself. --- Shawty want a thug. Bottles in the club. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:955310412] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Marilyn Manson had two of his ribs surgically removed so he could perform auto-fellatio on himself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 06/22/21 1:13:32 PM #7:	~~Santa Claus visits you on Christmas day and leaves presents.~~ --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:955310414] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Santa Claus visits you on Christmas day and leaves presents. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 06/22/21 1:14:13 PM #8:	Working hard is the key to success. <cite>Glob posted [p:955310439] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Working hard is the key to success. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 06/22/21 1:15:46 PM #9:	Here's some shit my hillbilly grandma had me believing: If you take a picture of your dog it'll die. If I stay out past 9pm aliens will take me away in their space ship. If you hug your male friend you'll turn gay. She insisted Tootsie Rolls were pronounced tute see. The whole family argued against her pronunciation until she stormed out of the house in a rage. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:955310506] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Here's some shit my hillbilly grandma had me believing: If you take a picture of your dog it'll die. If I stay out past 9pm aliens will take me away in their space ship. If you hug your male friend you'll turn gay. She insisted Tootsie Rolls were pronounced tute see. The whole family argued against her pronunciation until she stormed out of the house in a rage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 06/22/21 1:16:46 PM #10:	The cake!!! <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955310540] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>The cake!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 06/22/21 1:17:07 PM #11:	LeoRavus posted... She insisted Tootsie Rolls were pronounced tute see. The whole family argued against her pronunciation until she stormed out of the house in a rage. Well, that's certainly better than what my grandma called them --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:955310551] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted...</cite> <quote>She insisted Tootsie Rolls were pronounced tute see. The whole family argued against her pronunciation until she stormed out of the house in a rage. </quote> Well, that's certainly better than what my grandma called them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 06/22/21 1:19:12 PM #12:	"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." "Violence never solved anything." "Children should be seen and not heard." --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:955310615] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." "Violence never solved anything." "Children should be seen and not heard." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 06/22/21 1:23:22 PM #13:	Umbreon posted... "Children should be seen and not heard." This would be true in a perfect world. My neighbor's kids have lungs from hell. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:955310768] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite> <quote> "Children should be seen and not heard."</quote> This would be true in a perfect world. My neighbor's kids have lungs from hell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 06/22/21 1:33:22 PM #14:	My dad used to tell my sister that little girls cant get headaches whenever she said she had one. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:955311103] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>My dad used to tell my sister that little girls cant get headaches whenever she said she had one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gna647 06/22/21 1:36:33 PM #15:	LeoRavus posted... Here's some shit my hillbilly grandma had me believing: If you take a picture of your dog it'll die. If I stay out past 9pm aliens will take me away in their space ship. If you hug your male friend you'll turn gay. She insisted Tootsie Rolls were pronounced tute see. The whole family argued against her pronunciation until she stormed out of the house in a rage. lmao thats how I pronounce it --- https://imgur.com/iMaDK https://imgur.com/e9OCH https://imgur.com/RnA9A https://imgur.com/LvJeR <cite>gna647 posted [p:955311218] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>Here's some shit my hillbilly grandma had me believing: If you take a picture of your dog it'll die. If I stay out past 9pm aliens will take me away in their space ship. If you hug your male friend you'll turn gay. She insisted Tootsie Rolls were pronounced tute see. The whole family argued against her pronunciation until she stormed out of the house in a rage.</quote> lmao thats how I pronounce it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 06/22/21 2:56:43 PM #16:	Keep making that face and itll get stuck that way forever & ever & ever & ever. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955314076] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Keep making that face and itll get stuck that way forever & ever & ever & ever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreatGoomba 06/22/21 3:00:28 PM #17:	"You matter" --- She/her <cite>GreatGoomba posted [p:955314204] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>"You matter" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Life Sympathy 06/22/21 3:16:41 PM #19:	"Daddy longlegs" (Opiliones) had the most potent venom known to humans but they were incapable of biting humans. --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. <cite>Life Sympathy posted [p:955314803] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>"Daddy longlegs" (Opiliones) had the most potent venom known to humans but they were incapable of biting humans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/23/21 11:19:36 AM #21:	Yellow 5 shrinks your penis --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:955344196] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>Yellow 5 shrinks your penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobbaaay 06/23/21 11:24:48 AM #22:	it's illegal to turn on the dashboard lights in your car while you're driving pulling the tag off of a mattress will get you arrested <cite>bobbaaay posted [p:955344371] in ITT: post ... [t:79527727]...</cite> <quote>it's illegal to turn on the dashboard lights in your car while you're driving pulling the tag off of a mattress will get you arrested </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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