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gunplagirl
06/18/21 6:04:26 PM
#153:


WashYourHands posted...
Am I invited to the gender reveal party?
1) I'm trans so fuck those on principal
2) how dare
3) why would I want to burn down 5,000+ acres or otherwise blow up someone?

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BloodMoon7
06/18/21 6:11:34 PM
#155:


gunplagirl posted...
why would I want to burn down 5,000+ acres or otherwise blow up someone?
I mean...

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gunplagirl
06/18/21 6:15:53 PM
#156:


CalypsoDoom posted...
Idk ce told me you once burned down the state of rhode island and outlawed puppies
It wasn't me. Now, Wisconsin, that's a different story. See, it's where Hell is hidden. It has Sin in the name, for pete's sake.

BloodMoon7 posted...
I mean...
Gdi

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Eevee-Trainer
06/18/21 6:17:43 PM
#157:


RadiantJoyrock posted...
you're likely to experience your favorite weather at least a few minutes of each day.
Growing up in the South and having seen y'all be in like the 60s lately is enough to convince me. Rain, snow, I couldn't give two shits -- I'd be comfy and happy

gunplagirl posted...
3) why would I want to burn down 5,000+ acres or otherwise blow up someone?
got some extra big marshmallows?

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WashYourHands
06/18/21 6:18:10 PM
#158:


gunplagirl posted...
1) I'm trans so fuck those on principal
2) how dare
3) why would I want to burn down 5,000+ acres or otherwise blow up someone?
I thought we were talking hypotheticals?

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gunplagirl
06/18/21 6:20:59 PM
#159:


WashYourHands posted...
I thought we were talking hypotheticals?
In that case, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow and it was 8:43 am EST on the 11th day of the 9th month of the year 2001?


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WashYourHands
06/18/21 6:24:18 PM
#161:


gunplagirl posted...
In that case, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow and it was 8:43 am EST on the 11th day of the 9th month of the year 2001?
Call my best friend who died of cancer shortly after that, then quickly make a faqs account ofc

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Eevee-Trainer
06/18/21 6:30:22 PM
#162:


WashYourHands posted...
Call my best friend who died of cancer shortly after that, then quickly make a faqs account ofc
don't forget to set a reminder to yourself like 10 years in the future to buy a fuckton of bitcoin

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Madcow
06/18/21 6:31:12 PM
#163:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
don't forget to set a reminder to yourself like 10 years in the future to buy a fuckton of bitcoin

Me: Wtf is bitcoin? *forgets about it*

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RadiantJoyrock
06/18/21 6:32:05 PM
#164:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
Growing up in the South and having seen y'all be in like the 60s lately is enough to convince me. Rain, snow, I couldn't give two s***s -- I'd be comfy and happy
It's supposed to be 99 next week :(
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Eevee-Trainer
06/18/21 6:34:26 PM
#165:


RadiantJoyrock posted...
It's supposed to be 99 next week :(
Luckily my gf lives near a river (we're LDR and visiting for the summer), so it's not too bad. Now, on her university campus, for some strange reason it's always hell. Walking to the library is like 5 minutes but I'm fucking winded by the time I get there. So humid and hot.

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RadiantJoyrock
06/18/21 6:36:20 PM
#166:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
Luckily my gf lives near a river (we're LDR and visiting for the summer), so it's not too bad. Now, on her university campus, for some strange reason it's always hell. Walking to the library is like 5 minutes but I'm fucking winded by the time I get there. So humid and hot.
Ewww yeah I bet. I spent two years in Texas, only time I've lived out of Oregon, and it was awful.

Except lightning storms. Those were awesome.
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gunplagirl
06/19/21 1:49:04 AM
#167:


RadiantJoyrock posted...
Ewww yeah I bet. I spent two years in Texas, only time I've lived out of Oregon, and it was awful.

Except lightning storms. Those were awesome.
Thunder only happens when it's raining.

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gunplagirl
06/19/21 10:31:30 AM
#168:


Hey pi, when you get unwarned give me a suggestion for what to name the baby

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Machete
06/19/21 10:38:35 AM
#169:


she seemed like a good user until she went on the warpath against me and that ended exactly how I said it would from the outset. I wish her the best though.

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catboy
06/19/21 10:56:34 AM
#171:


hairi might be ardbert

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Sayoria
06/19/21 1:05:57 PM
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gunplagirl
06/19/21 1:10:14 PM
#174:


Sayoria posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
If she didn't get me pregnant then you're the other one I'd bring to Maury.

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Sayoria
06/19/21 1:25:09 PM
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gunplagirl
06/19/21 1:37:25 PM
#176:


Sayoria posted...
Come here, other mommy

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Sayoria
06/19/21 1:40:07 PM
#177:


You're strange.

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gunplagirl
06/19/21 1:47:56 PM
#178:


Sayoria posted...
You're strange.
This is like saying that the sun is bright. It's such a pointless thing to say even in an appropriate context.

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Ivynn
06/19/21 1:53:13 PM
#179:


Have you chosen a godfather yet

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Emeraldious
06/19/21 2:00:59 PM
#180:


This topic is all over the place.

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gunplagirl
06/19/21 2:31:22 PM
#181:


Ivynn posted...
Have you chosen a godfather yet
I decided that we can only assign the role to someone if they defeat at least 3 other candidates in unarmed combat. No restrictions against ambushes, just no weapons.

Emeraldious posted...
This topic is all over the place.
God bless CE.

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