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Shablagoo
06/16/21 8:57:16 AM
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It started with this The Onion article:

IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child
https://www.theonion.com/idf-soldier-recounts-harrowing-heroic-war-story-of-kil-1826048745

Then an organization supposed to fight against antisemitism posted a tweet literally asking for people to leak the name of the author of the article above in exchange for a reward, which is of course totally not creepy and not trying to intimidate a journalist for daring to imply even in satire that the IDF might do wrong. /s

Then the author showed balls of steel by revealing himself his own identity.

https://twitter.com/EliasCepeda/status/1392205107576594441

Finally soon after that and just after the IDF bombed the building with multiple news agencies inside with the "it was a Hamas base, trust me bro, and no I won't provide evidence" excuse, The Onion published this other article:

The Onion Calls On Israel To Bomb Our Offices In Case Any Hamas Agents Hiding Out There
https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-calls-on-israel-to-bomb-our-offices-in-case-1846912378

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The Trent
06/16/21 8:58:14 AM
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well i guess when the isreal-palestine conflict finally comes to a close, we will have the onion to thank

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Sexypwnstar
06/16/21 9:00:42 AM
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Onion writer who got bombed: "What are you going to do? Bomb me?"

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eston
06/16/21 9:00:42 AM
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This will be considerably less cool if they actually do get bombed though

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Turbam
06/16/21 9:02:27 AM
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It's me Austin!
It was me all along Austin!

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TheGoldenEel
06/16/21 9:04:53 AM
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Didnt you already make this topic multiple times

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The Trent
06/16/21 9:06:04 AM
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are you trying to shame tc for liking the onion's balls? it's fucking pride month fuck off

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Thompson
06/16/21 9:07:17 AM
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And then if they do get bombed... Je suis The Onion.

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Sackgurl
06/16/21 9:10:56 AM
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eston posted...
This will be considerably less cool if they actually do get bombed though

and considerably more cool if some dipshit tries to shoot him and he/security beat their asses

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Shablagoo
06/16/21 9:13:09 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Didnt you already make this topic multiple times

I made it one other time, on a different board

The Trent posted...
are you trying to shame tc for liking the onion's balls? it's fucking pride month fuck off

THANK YOU!!!

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averagejoel
06/16/21 9:17:21 AM
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The Onion has had better coverage of israel than most serious news outlets

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The Trent
06/16/21 9:21:27 AM
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Averagejoel stuff

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