Current Events > That South Park episode about the bikers is so true.

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a-c-a-b
06/13/21 10:58:23 AM
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I'm not about using the F word, but that episodes portrayal of bikers is very accurate.

There's a guy down the street with a Harley and he drives by several times a day. But he always hammers on the throttle even though it's a residential street.

I swear the guy tries to be as loud as he possibly can just so that people are forced to pay attention to him.
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06/13/21 11:03:08 AM
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You haven't lived until you've had the kid with a moped he suped up as much as it was legally possible and goes full throttle down the residential street at 3AM and wake you (and everyone else) up.

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Smashingpmkns
06/13/21 11:05:00 AM
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My brother went through a Harley phase in his late 20s and it was a very weird and insufferable period in his life. Now it's rotting in his garage.
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PoundGarden
06/13/21 11:14:23 AM
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Bikers are insecure nerds who never grew up and crave constant attention.

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SSJPurple
06/13/21 11:40:21 AM
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But their point about the F word isnt completely wrong either

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Machete
06/13/21 11:42:56 AM
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I cover my ears when they drive by. About 10% of it is to kinda be a dick. The other 90% is they legit hurt my ears. I do the same the fire trucks, ambulances and cops. I get it in the case of emergency vehicles. They need to be that loud... and it makes sense that bikes make some noise to ensure drivers are aware of them. Still, it's all just too fucking loud for me. I need it muffled.
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Hayame Zero
06/13/21 11:45:09 AM
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My dad rides one, but he said he just likes how it feels to drive in the open air, and never revs it up like that. He hates the culture too.

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Irony
06/13/21 11:45:46 AM
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PoundGarden posted...
Bikers are insecure nerds who never grew up and crave constant attention.
Damn they should post here. They'd fit in

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The_Korey
06/13/21 11:48:22 AM
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What if I had some sort of stealth Harley that maintains the visually demanding presence, but runs quieter than these eco-friendly electric kars?

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Southernfatman
06/13/21 11:50:17 AM
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Bikers are the worst, but it's true about assholes with any kind of vehicle in general whether it's trucks or little hatchbacks with the modified exhaust pipe they bought that makes the thing sound like a louder go kart. People blasting their stereos are a similar problem.

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Gafemage
06/13/21 11:53:10 AM
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SSJPurple posted...
But their point about the F word isnt completely wrong either

This is true. People were using it more than ever in the late 00s but it was used in the homophobic context like 25% of the time at most - it was right on the cusp of permanently rebranding as a meaner word for dork or geek.
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SevenTenths
06/13/21 11:54:32 AM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I'm not about using the F word, but that episodes portrayal of bikers is very accurate.

There's a guy down the street with a Harley and he drives by several times a day. But he always hammers on the throttle even though it's a residential street.

I swear the guy tries to be as loud as he possibly can just so that people are forced to pay attention to him.
8th St. St. East refs to be the same:7m

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Shablagoo
06/13/21 11:58:40 AM
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Yeah that shit is very annoying and obnoxious. I always respected my dad because he was a biker but he always had super quiet bikes that made virtually no noise, his coolest one was a Kawasaki Ninja.

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Alteres
06/13/21 12:01:37 PM
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The_Korey posted...
What if I had some sort of stealth Harley that maintains the visually demanding presence, but runs quieter than these eco-friendly electric kars?
You would probably kill yourself with the acceleration.

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Lokison
06/13/21 12:03:10 PM
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I always wanted a chopper, but I'd never do that shit. Some people actually modify their bikes to be louder; I'd rather modify it to be significantly quieter.

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The_Korey
06/13/21 12:47:30 PM
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Alteres posted...
You would probably kill yourself with the acceleration.

Well that's no fun. I've always liked the aesthetic of Harleys n heavy bike gangs, but my stealth fetish demands a vehicle you don't hear komming...

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Kitt
06/13/21 12:51:20 PM
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This also applies to people who drives loud, expensive sports cars and speed/weaves through traffic.

We get it. Your dick is small...

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MaddenDude--
06/13/21 12:52:32 PM
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I think they're cool but I think people who ride regularly, especially in the city are dumb. You're literally just asking to become disabled.


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Shezarr
06/13/21 12:53:27 PM
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Gafemage posted...
This is true. People were using it more than ever in the late 00s but it was used in the homophobic context like 25% of the time at most - it was right on the cusp of permanently rebranding as a meaner word for dork or geek.
.no.

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Smackems
06/13/21 12:53:41 PM
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Bra.. Bra.. BRABRABRABRABRA

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Billyionaire
06/13/21 12:54:35 PM
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When push comes to shove
get the Harley revved up
And we can
Eclipse even the sun

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Gafemage
06/13/21 1:00:58 PM
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Shezarr posted...
.no.

im right
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Prismsblade
06/13/21 1:02:27 PM
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I have this opinion for people who play loud music and things in general. Nobody wants to hear your shitty music in public on top of its vibration that feel like their tearing my body apart from miles away.

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SSJPurple
06/13/21 1:12:59 PM
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Gafemage posted...
This is true. People were using it more than ever in the late 00s but it was used in the homophobic context like 25% of the time at most - it was right on the cusp of permanently rebranding as a meaner word for dork or geek.

Yeah in middle and high school it was almost exclusively used as another word for douchbag or c**t

Maybe its where Im from but nobody really used it to rip on gay people.

Bro Mr. Pusnifer gave us homework over the weekend

Friend: Wow what a f**

Lol

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Shablagoo
06/13/21 1:18:37 PM
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I dont remember kids using that word growing up much but they definitely used gay as an insult and Id always be like, Wait, how exactly is that homosexual? and it cracked my one friend up because he knew how ridiculous he was being using the word that way.

e: now that I see the abbreviated version of the slur in the post above, I remember people did say that one relatively often

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a-c-a-b
06/13/21 1:22:03 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
I dont remember kids using that word growing up much but they definitely used gay as an insult and Id always be like, Wait, how exactly is that homosexual? and it cracked my one friend up because he knew how ridiculous he was being using the word that way.

e: now that I see the abbreviated version of the slur in the post above, I remember people did say that one relatively often

The term "gay" was used a lot when I was younger either as an insult or just to describe anything negative.

But the F word was only ever used as a homophobic slur where I'm from.
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CanuckCowboy
06/13/21 1:29:40 PM
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Yeah they're overgrown man children tbh.

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