Current Events > What's up with Machete?

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He's been following me around to all the topics I make and harassing me.

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pt. 2

Stop giving him attention
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Hes a bit strange

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"what's up with this user I named in the topic title
like why would they post in a topic specifically mentioning them
so weird"

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*cue Seinfeld theme*

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One of the first users I ever blocked. Its the same group of users that have a very specific set of beliefs. If you are anything they hate or you disagree with anything you say. They become this militant group that will harass you in every topic.

No matter what kind of topic you make on any subject. They will come in and bring that x and derail your topics to insult you. Just toxic

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BloodMoon7 posted...

*cue Seinfeld theme*

i mean, is it a knife or is it a sword!? nobody knows! -audience laughs-

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FigureOfSpeech posted...

Stop giving him attention

arent you an alt of his? maybe im thinking of someone else

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David1988 posted...

arent you an alt of his? maybe im thinking of someone else

yes. you must be. move along.

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Hoth of all people asking whats up with any other posters is lol

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I think Machete could use some professional help.

I ate soap once when I was a kid. I think it was Irish Spring and it smelled so good, I wondered what it tasted like. To be fair, I was 5 and dumb as bricks, but it didn't taste good. I thought if I kept chewing, the taste would get better. As I slowly learned it didn't, I realized I made a gigantic mistake so I ran to the sink to try and wash my mouth out with water and pretty soon my mouth was filled with soapy bubbles, as well as the sink. I think I just called it a day after about an hour of pretending I was taking a shit and quietly sobbing while washing my mouth out.

When my mother asked where the bar of soap was, I said the dog ate it because I thought the dog wouldn't get in trouble, turns out they took her to the vet. Good thing, though, it had ringworm.

Moral of the story: don't eat soap or let others make you eat soap.
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Slayer_22 posted...

I think Machete could use some professional help.

I ate soap once when I was a kid. I think it was Irish Spring and it smelled so good, I wondered what it tasted like. To be fair, I was 5 and dumb as bricks, but it didn't taste good. I thought if I kept chewing, the taste would get better. As I slowly learned it didn't, I realized I made a gigantic mistake so I ran to the sink to try and wash my mouth out with water and pretty soon my mouth was filled with soapy bubbles, as well as the sink. I think I just called it a day after about an hour of pretending I was taking a shit and quietly sobbing while washing my mouth out.

When my mother asked where the bar of soap was, I said the dog ate it because I thought the dog wouldn't get in trouble, turns out they took her to the vet. Good thing, though, it had ringworm.

Moral of the story: don't eat soap or let others make you eat soap.

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Heard that dude been dropped as a baby, and twice as an adult

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CalypsoDoom posted...

And isn't nearly as bad as 90% of the people here so...

90% of the people here have wrote torture fanfic and used dead relatives as ammo in an argument?

Hes gonna make you disappear if you talk shit

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CalypsoDoom posted...

And isn't nearly as bad as 90% of the people here so...

You only say that cause he wants your feet pics smh

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DomingoGerman posted...

90% of the people here have wrote torture fanfic and used dead relatives as ammo in an argument?

Nah, but I bet in their discord server, that's the norm.
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CalypsoDoom posted...

And isn't nearly as bad as 90% of the people here so...

Isn't he a genocide apologist?

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