Current Events > How can I tell my girlfriend her downstairs stinks

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merc1231 06/07/21 12:16:44 PM #1:	My gf always wants me to go down on her and I always oblige cause otherwise I get no sex. but every time Im down there, it stinks. But I have to keep going cause then shell complain shes too dry blah blah. I brought her a shampoo or soap or whatever it is called from the market one time and I noticed its in her bathroom unsealed so she never used it. what do CE? --- "Look, if you're going to do what you want, I'm going to do what I want, but you're not going to like it." <cite>merc1231 posted [p:954739355] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>My gf always wants me to go down on her and I always oblige cause otherwise I get no sex. but every time Im down there, it stinks. But I have to keep going cause then shell complain shes too dry blah blah. I brought her a shampoo or soap or whatever it is called from the market one time and I noticed its in her bathroom unsealed so she never used it. what do CE? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/07/21 12:17:18 PM #2:	Febreeze that mofo --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:954739368] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Febreeze that mofo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 06/07/21 12:17:46 PM #3:	I had that same problem with my ex girlfriend. Needless to say, I never told her, just broke up with her. --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:954739378] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>I had that same problem with my ex girlfriend. Needless to say, I never told her, just broke up with her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 06/07/21 12:17:54 PM #4:	Uh --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:954739385] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Uh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/07/21 12:18:04 PM #5:	Stop being Ben Shapiro --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:954739394] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Stop being Ben Shapiro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThunderTrain 06/07/21 12:19:15 PM #7:	"I heard if you use this soap/shampoo down there it causes better orgasms" --- Without this nobody reads the last line of a post Look at all these slave masters posing on your dollar <cite>ThunderTrain posted [p:954739440] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>"I heard if you use this soap/shampoo down there it causes better orgasms" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 06/07/21 12:19:33 PM #8:	Lol. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:954739451] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 06/07/21 12:20:01 PM #9:	This may come as a shock to you all, but TC is making this story up --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:954739466] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>This may come as a shock to you all, but TC is making this story up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agnostic420 06/07/21 12:20:35 PM #10:	Man I feel you tc. Back in my one night stand days off the early 20s I had a second sexual encounter with the girl after the first one. This second time I bent her over.. and let me tell you. The nastiest spotted brown asshole with toilet paper dots Ive ever seen in my entire life. I faked a phone call and said my kids mom was coming to drop my kid off and I didnt want her seeing me with anyone so soon. horrifying experience. I had a one night stand with a girl that had a shit ton of dandruff and that was situating. It was --- Mind over matter. I don't mind. You don't matter. <cite>Agnostic420 posted [p:954739490] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Man I feel you tc. Back in my one night stand days off the early 20s I had a second sexual encounter with the girl after the first one. This second time I bent her over.. and let me tell you. The nastiest spotted brown asshole with toilet paper dots Ive ever seen in my entire life. I faked a phone call and said my kids mom was coming to drop my kid off and I didnt want her seeing me with anyone so soon. horrifying experience. I had a one night stand with a girl that had a shit ton of dandruff and that was situating. It was </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
merc1231 06/07/21 12:29:53 PM #11:	Agnostic420 posted... Man I feel you tc. Back in my one night stand days off the early 20s I had a second sexual encounter with the girl after the first one. This second time I bent her over.. and let me tell you. The nastiest spotted brown asshole with toilet paper dots Ive ever seen in my entire life. I faked a phone call and said my kids mom was coming to drop my kid off and I didnt want her seeing me with anyone so soon. horrifying experience. I had a one night stand with a girl that had a shit ton of dandruff and that was situating. It was i wish i broke up with her the first time i noticed it. except i told it smells like roses . now i'm screwed. --- "Look, if you're going to do what you want, I'm going to do what I want, but you're not going to like it." <cite>merc1231 posted [p:954739786] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Agnostic420 posted... </cite> <quote>Man I feel you tc. Back in my one night stand days off the early 20s I had a second sexual encounter with the girl after the first one. This second time I bent her over.. and let me tell you. The nastiest spotted brown asshole with toilet paper dots Ive ever seen in my entire life. I faked a phone call and said my kids mom was coming to drop my kid off and I didnt want her seeing me with anyone so soon. horrifying experience. I had a one night stand with a girl that had a shit ton of dandruff and that was situating. It was</quote> i wish i broke up with her the first time i noticed it. except i told it smells like roses . now i'm screwed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 06/07/21 12:31:07 PM #12:	Ahh, CE <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:954739843] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Ahh, CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 06/07/21 12:32:09 PM #13:	How long you been together? --- NFLB 2021 Summersim mk.2 Roster (0-0): https://imgur.com/D09Ojlx https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:954739880] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>How long you been together? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 06/07/21 12:37:30 PM #14:	play this song for her till she gets the idea: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xYyoxzHdE9E --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:954740054] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>play this song for her till she gets the idea: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xYyoxzHdE9E </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 06/07/21 12:39:04 PM #15:	What do you mean how to tell her? You just tell her and try to be gentle about it --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:954740092] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>What do you mean how to tell her? You just tell her and try to be gentle about it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 06/07/21 12:41:11 PM #16:	Chew some gum while you're down there. The minty taste of Doublemint will cover that stank up. Plus the chewing movement will take her to getofftown no problem. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:954740152] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Chew some gum while you're down there. The minty taste of Doublemint will cover that stank up. Plus the chewing movement will take her to getofftown no problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 06/07/21 12:41:39 PM #17:	This probably means your pheromones arent compatible. --- Nintendo Switch FC: SW-0807-8653-6885 "Blue has the most anti-oxygens." <cite>Vermander posted [p:954740167] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>This probably means your pheromones arent compatible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matchboxsantana 06/07/21 12:42:09 PM #18:	insist you take a shower together before sex. If she still stinks even after that then she has no remedy and you better cut your losses now. <cite>matchboxsantana posted [p:954740180] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>insist you take a shower together before sex. If she still stinks even after that then she has no remedy and you better cut your losses now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matchboxsantana 06/07/21 12:45:55 PM #20:	CalypsoDoom posted... What do you honestly think vaginas should smell like? watermelon ~~sugar, hiiighhhh~~ <cite>matchboxsantana posted [p:954740316] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>CalypsoDoom posted... </cite> <quote>What do you honestly think vaginas should smell like?</quote> watermelon sugar, hiiighhhh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 06/07/21 12:47:54 PM #21:	Ask her while you're down there, "Have you just farted?" --- ~.\|o <cite>Criminalt posted [p:954740385] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Ask her while you're down there, "Have you just farted?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TostitosTheHero 06/07/21 12:50:16 PM #22:	Solid Snake07 posted... What do you mean how to tell her? You just tell her and try to be gentle about it This. It might be awkward initially but it's something that will pay off for the both of you if she does take care of it. <cite>TostitosTheHero posted [p:954740462] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Solid Snake07 posted... </cite> <quote>What do you mean how to tell her? You just tell her and try to be gentle about it</quote>This. It might be awkward initially but it's something that will pay off for the both of you if she does take care of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 06/07/21 12:51:04 PM #23:	To reiterate, TC is making this up. --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:954740486] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>To reiterate, TC is making this up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 06/07/21 12:56:33 PM #24:	Tell it with words. 'Honey, your genital area stinks.' --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:954740694] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Tell it with words. 'Honey, your genital area stinks.' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 06/07/21 12:58:10 PM #25:	You dont. You hold your breath. --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******e." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:954740749] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>You dont. You hold your breath. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 06/07/21 12:59:16 PM #26:	UnholyMudcrab posted... To reiterate, TC is making this up. That's why not all of our replies were entirely serious. Well, except for mine. --- ~.\|o <cite>Criminalt posted [p:954740786] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>To reiterate, TC is making this up.</quote>That's why not all of our replies were entirely serious. Well, except for mine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karmageddon28 06/07/21 1:11:09 PM #27:	Next time you head down that way, hang a car air freshener around your neck, she'll take the hint. But seriously, is this a new development or has it always smelled like that? If the former, bring it up gently as a change you've noticed. Like, if a girl I was with noticed a strange mole on my ass, I'd want her to tell, so I can get that shit checked by a doctor. <cite>karmageddon28 posted [p:954741238] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Next time you head down that way, hang a car air freshener around your neck, she'll take the hint. But seriously, is this a new development or has it always smelled like that? If the former, bring it up gently as a change you've noticed. Like, if a girl I was with noticed a strange mole on my ass, I'd want her to tell, so I can get that shit checked by a doctor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwiggitySwoogit 06/07/21 1:12:48 PM #28:	Waft the scent up to her nose when you're down there. She'll figure it out. <cite>SwiggitySwoogit posted [p:954741305] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Waft the scent up to her nose when you're down there. She'll figure it out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 06/07/21 1:13:42 PM #29:	you know how in cop shows they sometimes put Bengay under their nostrils to help them deal with the stench of decaying bodies? --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:954741349] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>you know how in cop shows they sometimes put Bengay under their nostrils to help them deal with the stench of decaying bodies? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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skermac 06/07/21 1:31:51 PM #31:	Its not worth the argument to tell her imo --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:954741987] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Its not worth the argument to tell her imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matchboxsantana 06/07/21 1:32:18 PM #32:	CalypsoDoom posted... I mean it's ok to prefer dick TC really?! using gay as an insult and expecting men to be ok with lack of hygiene? <cite>matchboxsantana posted [p:954742011] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>CalypsoDoom posted... </cite> <quote>I mean it's ok to prefer dick TC</quote> really?! using gay as an insult and expecting men to be ok with lack of hygiene? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 06/07/21 1:34:13 PM #33:	I got you fam: ill tell her tonight. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:954742094] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>I got you fam: ill tell her tonight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 06/07/21 1:35:03 PM #34:	UnholyMudcrab posted... This may come as a shock to you all, but TC is making this story up Its still a legitimate question, though. Some women dont clean well or have a yeast problem, I guess. It is not pleasant. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:954742127] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>This may come as a shock to you all, but TC is making this story up</quote> Its still a legitimate question, though. Some women dont clean well or have a yeast problem, I guess. It is not pleasant. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 06/07/21 1:41:41 PM #35:	Just do it --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:954742372] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Just do it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadow20201 06/07/21 1:46:36 PM #36:	Just use wet wipes first --- czzzzzzzzzz[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ 'Sir we are surrounded!' 'Excellent, then we can attack in any direction.' <cite>Shadow20201 posted [p:954742566] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Just use wet wipes first </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 06/07/21 1:51:54 PM #38:	Send her a link to this topic. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:954742752] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Send her a link to this topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matchboxsantana 06/07/21 1:55:46 PM #39:	CalypsoDoom posted... it's literally not an insult, lmao. like just be honest with yourself. live your truth. no one has to be straight oh I'm gay too now? lol <cite>matchboxsantana posted [p:954742899] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>CalypsoDoom posted... </cite> <quote>it's literally not an insult, lmao. like just be honest with yourself. live your truth. no one has to be straight</quote> oh I'm gay too now? lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agnostic420 06/07/21 2:08:28 PM #40:	merc1231 posted... Agno cmon bruh. Outkast told you what Roses really smelled like! --- Mind over matter. I don't mind. You don't matter. <cite>Agnostic420 posted [p:954743344] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>merc1231 posted... </cite> <quote>Agno</quote> cmon bruh. Outkast told you what Roses really smelled like! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agnostic420 06/07/21 2:08:58 PM #41:	jpenny2 posted... Send her a link to this topic. cmon @SomeLikeItHoth we need you grand master. --- Mind over matter. I don't mind. You don't matter. <cite>Agnostic420 posted [p:954743361] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted... </cite> <quote>Send her a link to this topic.</quote> cmon @SomeLikeItHoth we need you grand master. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 06/07/21 2:12:10 PM #42:	Kiss her afterwards and see what she does --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:954743466] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Kiss her afterwards and see what she does </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 06/07/21 2:15:35 PM #43:	yeah, i don't go down on my gf either. but i finger her and that works. --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:954743600] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>yeah, i don't go down on my gf either. but i finger her and that works. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 06/07/21 3:14:26 PM #44:	krazychao5 posted... yeah, i don't go down on my gf either. but i finger her and that works. Now this is lame --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:954745424] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>krazychao5 posted... </cite> <quote>yeah, i don't go down on my gf either. but i finger her and that works.</quote>Now this is lame </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 06/07/21 3:18:40 PM #45:	MutantJohn posted... Now this is lame lol i don't like the smell and taste of it. --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:954745566] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>MutantJohn posted... </cite> <quote>Now this is lame</quote>lol i don't like the smell and taste of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 06/07/21 3:28:10 PM #46:	"Yo you need to see a doctor about this stank" --- Oda break tracker 2021- 3 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 7-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 8-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:954745854] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>"Yo you need to see a doctor about this stank"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 06/07/21 3:29:58 PM #47:	just be a man and do it --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:954745928] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>just be a man and do it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/07/21 3:32:45 PM #48:	CalypsoDoom posted... it's literally not an insult, lmao. like just be honest with yourself. live your truth. no one has to be straight Just stop before you end up suspended again Jesus Christ. --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:954746010] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>CalypsoDoom posted... </cite> <quote>it's literally not an insult, lmao. like just be honest with yourself. live your truth. no one has to be straight</quote>Just stop before you end up suspended again Jesus Christ. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 06/07/21 3:32:55 PM #49:	Agnostic420 posted... Man I feel you tc. Back in my one night stand days off the early 20s I had a second sexual encounter with the girl after the first one. This second time I bent her over.. and let me tell you. The nastiest spotted brown asshole with toilet paper dots Ive ever seen in my entire life. I faked a phone call and said my kids mom was coming to drop my kid off and I didnt want her seeing me with anyone so soon. horrifying experience. I had a one night stand with a girl that had a shit ton of dandruff and that was situating. It was Im sorry but this is pure cowardice. I would have asked her to wash. I was with a woman who was nervous about having intercourse because she was on her period and I just asked her if she would shower with me beforehand. Ended up burying my face in her privates. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:954746016] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Agnostic420 posted... </cite> <quote>Man I feel you tc. Back in my one night stand days off the early 20s I had a second sexual encounter with the girl after the first one. This second time I bent her over.. and let me tell you. The nastiest spotted brown asshole with toilet paper dots Ive ever seen in my entire life. I faked a phone call and said my kids mom was coming to drop my kid off and I didnt want her seeing me with anyone so soon. horrifying experience. I had a one night stand with a girl that had a shit ton of dandruff and that was situating. It was</quote> Im sorry but this is pure cowardice. I would have asked her to wash. I was with a woman who was nervous about having intercourse because she was on her period and I just asked her if she would shower with me beforehand. Ended up burying my face in her privates. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 06/07/21 3:55:54 PM #50:	Shab is right for once --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:954746807] in How can I ... [t:79499950]...</cite> <quote>Shab is right for once </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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