Poll of the Day > Let's talk about the genealogy / timeline of the Mushroom Kingdom / Mario

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Soup_or_Science
05/27/21 11:24:25 PM
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Okay, so, it's all completely wonky and un-streamlined, for lack of a better word, right? So I'm sitting here just thinking to myself, where is the... Fuck it, where is the rest of the character introduction? Peach is a princess, right? Cause I mean, we've never met the King or Queen of the mushroom kingdom - Did they die? Okay, well, if they did, ... I'm sorry, I just had this discussion with my bro and I'm just like where are the rest of the details of the character's lives? It's like they came out of nowhere and that's why the games are called Mario, cause they just focus on Mario himself and barely fuck all of anything else we actually know about the characters. We know that Cranky Kong ends up being the original Donkey Kong, but he's an old fart now. And Mario is still aging? I would see that maybe apes age faster than humans, but besides that, we don't really have a worked out timeline that... fuckin' makes sense to me. Peach's boobs should be dragging at this point, IMO.

But another detail I gave thought towards, was that basically, maybe we ourselves are just Lakitu (a la Mario 64) looking through the screen, in his eyes, and we're high on shrooms. That would make everything else make sense, right? We're just high on shrooms?

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ChronxDaHemphog
05/27/21 11:30:09 PM
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Heres some early stuff thats official.
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Metalsonic66
05/27/21 11:38:19 PM
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Every time you break the bricks, you're killing one of the transformed Mushroom Citizens

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Soup_or_Science
05/27/21 11:55:42 PM
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ChronxDaHemphog posted...
Heres some early stuff thats official.
Ohhwhahh!! O: LEGEND

DUDE BOWSER KILLED PEACH'S DAD OMG
Metalsonic66 posted...
Every time you break the bricks, you're killing one of the transformed Mushroom Citizens
WHAT THE FUCK BOWSER IS A TERRORIST SICKO, OMG

fo real I never knew that, that's sick

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LeetCheet
05/28/21 1:42:52 AM
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I wish we still had lore like this in the modern games : (

Instead we only get Bowser kidnaps Peach and Mario has to save her, every single time.
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MICHALECOLE
05/28/21 4:27:35 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
I wish we still had lore like this in the modern games : (

Instead we only get Bowser kidnaps Peach and Mario has to save her, every single time.
Are you one of those people playing Mario games for the story?
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LinkPizza
05/28/21 8:17:00 AM
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Its the second one a play or a dream or something?
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Metalsonic66
05/28/21 9:44:17 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Its the second one a play or a dream or something?
The second one is a dream, the third one is a play

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Revelation34
05/28/21 9:47:41 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...

The second one is a dream, the third one is a play


That was never officially stated.
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Krazy_Kirby
05/28/21 9:54:56 AM
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I think toadatool (the old one) is technically regent
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Metalsonic66
05/28/21 10:02:32 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
That was never officially stated.
It's stated in the title screen, and at the end of every level when you literally walk off the stage

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GanonsSpirit
05/28/21 11:51:04 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
Instead we only get Bowser kidnaps Peach and Mario has to save her, every single time.

Wasn't Bowser trying to cause a new big bang to recreate the universe as he wanted it in Galaxy?
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Revelation34
05/28/21 12:23:53 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...

It's stated in the title screen, and at the end of every level when you literally walk off the stage


No it's only implied and the title screen never said anything about it being a play.
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Soup_or_Science
05/28/21 12:41:48 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
Wasn't Bowser trying to cause a new big bang to recreate the universe as he wanted it in Galaxy?
I feel like that's a little bit too scientific of an explanation for Mario, or, at least, Bowser in particular, but totally sounds like something he would do

More like Bowsifer, that evil ass

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Metalsonic66
05/29/21 6:13:05 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
No it's only implied and the title screen never said anything about it being a play.
You must have missed the curtains and the props and the way the blocks are bolted to the backgrounds.

Miyamoto himself also confirmed the theory

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MICHALECOLE
05/30/21 1:36:57 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
That was never officially stated.
https://youtu.be/2cDAgtmPFWs

seems pretty stated to me
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Krazy_Kirby
05/31/21 7:20:02 AM
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Sarcasthma
05/31/21 10:27:46 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
https://youtu.be/2cDAgtmPFWs

seems pretty stated to me
@Revelation34

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Revelation34
05/31/21 11:25:11 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...

@Revelation34


Tag me again in like 8 hours. Don't have time right now.
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Sarcasthma
05/31/21 11:28:04 AM
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I'll be busy at work in 8 hours.

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Metalsonic66
05/31/21 12:40:11 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Tag me again in like 8 hours. Don't have time right now.
Good excuse

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Revelation34
05/31/21 1:52:28 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...

Good excuse


I can't watch videos here.
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MICHALECOLE
05/31/21 11:02:14 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
I can't watch videos here.
Its Miamoto confirming it was a play
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Revelation34
06/01/21 3:17:52 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...

Its Miamoto confirming it was a play


Nobody tagged me. I watched it now.
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Sarcasthma
06/01/21 6:36:05 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Nobody tagged me. I watched it now.
So does that video count as an official statement?

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Revelation34
06/01/21 6:52:14 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...

So does that video count as an official statement?


Yes. The Doctor Mario part was the best anyway.
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Sarcasthma
06/01/21 9:42:02 PM
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omg it happened

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Metalsonic66
06/01/21 10:19:13 PM
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https://youtu.be/ObWrdYQ_6xY

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