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Soup_or_Science 05/27/21 11:24:25 PM #1: |
Okay, so, it's all completely wonky and un-streamlined, for lack of a better word, right? So I'm sitting here just thinking to myself, where is the... Fuck it, where is the rest of the character introduction? Peach is a princess, right? Cause I mean, we've never met the King or Queen of the mushroom kingdom - Did they die? Okay, well, if they did, ... I'm sorry, I just had this discussion with my bro and I'm just like where are the rest of the details of the character's lives? It's like they came out of nowhere and that's why the games are called Mario, cause they just focus on Mario himself and barely fuck all of anything else we actually know about the characters. We know that Cranky Kong ends up being the original Donkey Kong, but he's an old fart now. And Mario is still aging? I would see that maybe apes age faster than humans, but besides that, we don't really have a worked out timeline that... fuckin' makes sense to me. Peach's boobs should be dragging at this point, IMO.
But another detail I gave thought towards, was that basically, maybe we ourselves are just Lakitu (a la Mario 64) looking through the screen, in his eyes, and we're high on shrooms. That would make everything else make sense, right? We're just high on shrooms? --- For more information, please press 1. Para Espanol, por favor presione dos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChronxDaHemphog 05/27/21 11:30:09 PM #2: |
Heres some early stuff thats official.
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Metalsonic66 05/27/21 11:38:19 PM #3: |
Every time you break the bricks, you're killing one of the transformed Mushroom Citizens
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Soup_or_Science 05/27/21 11:55:42 PM #4: |
ChronxDaHemphog posted...
Heres some early stuff thats official.Ohhwhahh!! O: LEGEND DUDE BOWSER KILLED PEACH'S DAD OMG Metalsonic66 posted... Every time you break the bricks, you're killing one of the transformed Mushroom CitizensWHAT THE FUCK BOWSER IS A TERRORIST SICKO, OMG fo real I never knew that, that's sick --- For more information, please press 1. Para Espanol, por favor presione dos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeetCheet 05/28/21 1:42:52 AM #5: |
I wish we still had lore like this in the modern games : (
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MICHALECOLE 05/28/21 4:27:35 AM #6: |
LeetCheet posted...
I wish we still had lore like this in the modern games : (Are you one of those people playing Mario games for the story? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 05/28/21 8:17:00 AM #7: |
Its the second one a play or a dream or something?
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Metalsonic66 05/28/21 9:44:17 AM #8: |
LinkPizza posted...
Its the second one a play or a dream or something?The second one is a dream, the third one is a play --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 05/28/21 9:47:41 AM #9: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
That was never officially stated. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 05/28/21 9:54:56 AM #10: |
I think toadatool (the old one) is technically regent
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Metalsonic66 05/28/21 10:02:32 AM #11: |
Revelation34 posted...
That was never officially stated.It's stated in the title screen, and at the end of every level when you literally walk off the stage --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GanonsSpirit 05/28/21 11:51:04 AM #12: |
LeetCheet posted...
Instead we only get Bowser kidnaps Peach and Mario has to save her, every single time. Wasn't Bowser trying to cause a new big bang to recreate the universe as he wanted it in Galaxy? --- https://imgur.com/tsQUpxC Thanks, Nade Duck! [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[|||||||||||||]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 05/28/21 12:23:53 PM #13: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
No it's only implied and the title screen never said anything about it being a play. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Soup_or_Science 05/28/21 12:41:48 PM #14: |
GanonsSpirit posted...
Wasn't Bowser trying to cause a new big bang to recreate the universe as he wanted it in Galaxy?I feel like that's a little bit too scientific of an explanation for Mario, or, at least, Bowser in particular, but totally sounds like something he would do More like Bowsifer, that evil ass --- For more information, please press 1. Para Espanol, por favor presione dos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 05/29/21 6:13:05 PM #15: |
Revelation34 posted...
No it's only implied and the title screen never said anything about it being a play.You must have missed the curtains and the props and the way the blocks are bolted to the backgrounds. Miyamoto himself also confirmed the theory --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 05/30/21 1:36:57 AM #16: |
Revelation34 posted...
That was never officially stated.https://youtu.be/2cDAgtmPFWs seems pretty stated to me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 05/31/21 7:20:02 AM #17: |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-cpqE-efw
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Sarcasthma 05/31/21 10:27:46 AM #18: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
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Revelation34 05/31/21 11:25:11 AM #19: |
Sarcasthma posted...
Tag me again in like 8 hours. Don't have time right now. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 05/31/21 11:28:04 AM #20: |
I'll be busy at work in 8 hours.
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Metalsonic66 05/31/21 12:40:11 PM #21: |
Revelation34 posted...
Tag me again in like 8 hours. Don't have time right now.Good excuse --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 05/31/21 1:52:28 PM #22: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
I can't watch videos here. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 05/31/21 11:02:14 PM #23: |
Revelation34 posted...
I can't watch videos here.Its Miamoto confirming it was a play ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 06/01/21 3:17:52 PM #24: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
Nobody tagged me. I watched it now. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 06/01/21 6:36:05 PM #25: |
Revelation34 posted...
Nobody tagged me. I watched it now.So does that video count as an official statement? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 06/01/21 6:52:14 PM #26: |
Sarcasthma posted...
Yes. The Doctor Mario part was the best anyway. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 06/01/21 9:42:02 PM #27: |
omg it happened
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Metalsonic66 06/01/21 10:19:13 PM #28: |
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