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Heartomaton
02/16/21 6:59:20 PM
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Say you lived in that universe.

Would you eat a Miltank steak?

What about fried Magikarp?

Or how about some Farfetch'd jerky?

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EnvoyOfTheLight
02/16/21 7:04:30 PM
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Hell yeah

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OffTempo
02/16/21 7:06:06 PM
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I would feel weird about it tbh

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Dark_SilverX
02/16/21 7:06:22 PM
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I'd fuck some fried Pikachu up.

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Heartomaton
02/16/21 7:07:41 PM
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I wouldn't eat a Weedle or Spinarak or anything like that, though. They're still bugs. Ick.

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moh82sy
02/16/21 7:12:15 PM
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MorbidFaithless
02/16/21 7:16:27 PM
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I was wondering this the other day, how many pokemon are in pokemon world? Are they as abundant as animals irl? iirc there are animals that aren't pokemon. Like are there billions of butterfree?

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BloodMoon7
02/16/21 7:18:17 PM
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I'd fuck one too. The police can't stop me because I can't read.

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Dark_SilverX
02/16/21 7:18:55 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'd fuck one too. The police can't stop me because I can't read.
:U

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CouldBeAnAlt
02/16/21 7:19:04 PM
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Farfetch'd literally comes with a vegetable to prepare with it

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
02/16/21 7:19:12 PM
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Don't they do that in the Pokemon world anyways? >_>

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Jagr_68
02/16/21 7:20:28 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Would you eat a Miltank steak?

Tauros too

moh82sy posted...
Farfetch'd is asking to be cooked and eaten.

Why else would they be carrying a stupid basil or celery stick around. That's all flavor, baby.

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King Rial
02/16/21 7:20:28 PM
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"I eat abra brains to make me smart!!!!"

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King Rial
02/16/21 7:20:57 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Why else would they be carrying a stupid basil or celery stick around. That's all flavor, baby.
I thought it was a leek?

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AtelierRyza3462
02/16/21 7:21:23 PM
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Lopunny
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Heartomaton
02/16/21 7:21:29 PM
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Tryin2GetDaPipe posted...
Don't they do that in the Pokemon world anyways? >_>

I hear that Slowpoke tails are a delicacy.

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FortuneCookie
02/16/21 7:21:50 PM
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pika
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Unspecified_NPC
02/16/21 7:22:49 PM
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What happens if I eat Arceus

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Paragon21XX
02/16/21 7:29:15 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Would you eat a Miltank steak?
Hell yes.

Heartomaton posted...
What about fried Magikarp?
Magikarp is not edible.

Heartomaton posted...
Or how about some Farfetch'd jerky?
Jerky is a waste of a perfectly good Farfetch'd and is better enjoyed as a roast or stew, especially when cooked with the leek it carries around.

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MabusIncarnate
02/16/21 7:31:03 PM
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The wild area would be my buffet table

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yunalenne10
02/16/21 7:39:19 PM
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According to Pokmon lore, Pokmon and humans lived on equal footing in ancient times. So...

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Chicken
02/16/21 7:42:09 PM
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You can eat them in Sword & Shield



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Zikten
02/16/21 7:46:17 PM
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I would maybe eat a Farfetched

I'd definitely eat a Miltank
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JTilly
02/16/21 7:47:52 PM
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AtelierRyza3462 posted...
Lopunny


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Paragon21XX
02/16/21 7:55:47 PM
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JTilly posted...
You have a problem with people eating Bunneary/Lopunny fricassee?

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Jagr_68
02/16/21 8:01:18 PM
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King Rial posted...
I thought it was a leek?

what is a leek?

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Zikten
02/16/21 8:03:10 PM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
What happens if I eat Arceus

You ascend to godhood
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