Current Events > I'm worried I might only have one ball

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Chicken
02/16/21 7:54:32 AM
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My right one, very large and prominent. Likes to hang low and shout HERE I AM to the world.

On the left, I can kind of feel something in there, but its almost like theres just some kind of light stuffing to keep Mr. Right Nut on his side of the sack.

I asked a random doctor once if he could tell anything wrong with my balls a long time ago because I had this concern as well but he said things seemed fine...

If I somehow had to get a ball removed from childhood, would they put weird stuffing in its place??

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BloodMoon7
02/16/21 7:56:12 AM
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That's fine. You have it, it's just shy.

If you didn't have the other ball, you wouldn't wonder, you'd know.

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ssj3vegeta_
02/16/21 8:01:56 AM
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If da doctor said its ok a long ass time ago den whats da problem, time told you it was all in your head

But you should have asked for get checked just in case to ease your worries, by ultrasound or something
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teep_
02/16/21 8:05:06 AM
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You know who else only had one ball? Adolf Hitler*, that's who

* = According to songs people would sing in high school
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DrizztLink
02/16/21 8:09:51 AM
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teep_ posted...
You know who else only had one ball? Adolf Hitler*, that's who
Little known fact?

Also dope on the mic.

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Chicken
02/16/21 3:26:20 PM
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Is ball stuffing a real thing tho

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Unspecified_NPC
02/18/21 5:00:30 AM
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Maybe the left one just got sucked up into your pouch thing

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viewmaster_pi
02/18/21 5:40:03 AM
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another hilarious post by the dude who victim blames people who froze to death while mocking and stereotyping them

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Chicken
02/18/21 11:01:13 AM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
Maybe the left one just got sucked up into your pouch thing
I hope its cozy in there

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02fran
02/19/21 11:17:54 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
another hilarious post by the dude who victim blames people who froze to death while mocking and stereotyping them
Joked about date rape too.
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Chicken
02/19/21 11:26:42 PM
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02fran posted...
Joked about date rape too.
lol I've ascended to the point of people making things up about me. Next people are gonna say I eat babies.

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KainWind
02/19/21 11:37:05 PM
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What's there to be worried about?

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xyphilia
02/19/21 11:37:58 PM
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At least you don't have covid
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Chicken
02/20/21 12:55:11 AM
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xyphilia posted...
At least you don't have covid
covid is temporary

one ball is forever

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kingdrake2
02/20/21 1:01:04 AM
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Chicken posted...
Next people are gonna say I eat babies.


Mega Ultra Chicken... he is legend.
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02fran
02/21/21 6:43:49 PM
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Chicken posted...
lol I've ascended to the point of people making things up about me. Next people are gonna say I eat babies.
Own up to yourself bruh

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Chicken
02/21/21 7:06:05 PM
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02fran posted...
Own up to yourself bruh
A pokemon joke? Lol

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Dark_SilverX
02/21/21 7:07:35 PM
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Dey put play dough in your nut sack

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FigureOfSpeech
02/21/21 7:10:46 PM
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teep_ posted...
You know who else only had one ball? Adolf Hitler*, that's who

* = According to songs people would sing in high school


Apparently that is an urban myth. I've heard that Mao legit only had one ball though. Not sure if true though. It was a question on QI
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02fran
02/22/21 10:06:44 PM
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Chicken posted...
A pokemon joke? Lol

Pokemon joke about date rape.
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Chicken
02/22/21 10:14:45 PM
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02fran posted...
Pokemon joke about date rape.
Im fascinated that youve had me living rent free in your head for literal years, over a pokemon joke. Stay mad.

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02fran
02/24/21 1:24:37 PM
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I'm not mad, just saying to him you also made rape jokes. Also that's not years, that was 6 months ago.
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