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EmilyWillis
02/12/21 11:56:02 AM
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space aliens want to destroy Earth, could all humans UNITE to FIGHT?


a bunch of WHATEVER THE FUCK these are want to land on Earth and blow shit up left and right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrZRIW87eWI&ab_channel=KeklePop

could humanity feasibly unite?

or will basement bigoted incels be like "NO SHE DIDNT MARRY ME AFTER I DONATED 2 BITS TO HER STREAM!! I WILL NEVER JOIN THE BATTLEFIELD WITH HER!!" (not that basement bigoted incels would be useful in a war other than being meatshields, just an example of tension that might not be overlooked even if Earth is threatened lol)

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SquirtleSkwad
02/12/21 11:56:19 AM
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Lmao we'd be so easy to take out.

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DB_Insider
02/12/21 11:57:31 AM
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Join the alien, marry the aliens

Destroy humanity!
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SSJ5_Goku
02/12/21 11:57:32 AM
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Aliens wouldn't want to destroy earth because we're doing a good enough job doing it on our own.

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Zikten
02/12/21 11:59:11 AM
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I still think it would unite humanity. Or most of it. Nobody sane would still choose to battle each other while the literal planet is at risk of being Death Starred
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Solar_Crimson
02/12/21 12:00:20 PM
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Why destroy the Earth when they could just wipe out humans and keep Earth for resources?

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Strider102
02/12/21 12:00:37 PM
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Yeah we'd be finished. There's no way humanity would ever unite and fight together.

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BuckVanHammer
02/12/21 12:01:01 PM
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if world conquering aliens make it here, we're fucked. wouldnt matter if we unite or not. movies have these snarling beasts with interplanetary abilities which isn't realistic at all

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DB_Insider
02/12/21 12:02:05 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Yeah we'd be finished. There's no way humanity would ever unite and fight together.
It is in men that we should place our hope.
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DocDelicious
02/12/21 12:02:50 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Lmao we'd be so easy to take out.

Seriously. If they were able to make it here we'd have absolutely no chance. It'd be over before we even knew what was happening.

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EmilyWillis
02/12/21 12:07:06 PM
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DB_Insider posted...
Join the alien, marry the aliens

Destroy humanity!
oh so you're gonna sell out your human brethren for some big jiggly green alien mommy milkers?

i respect it

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ooof, that TRUTH :O

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monkmith
02/12/21 12:08:08 PM
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why would they even give us the chance? why not just park out in the oort cloud and lob a couple asteroids our way?

Solar_Crimson posted...
Why destroy the Earth when they could just wipe out humans and keep Earth for resources?
why do that when there are billions of rocks just in our system with much easier to access resources?

only reason aliens would come to earth to kill us is because they're one of those genocidal alien tropes and space jesus said to rid the universe of those lacking green skin and tentacles.

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DB_Insider
02/12/21 12:09:35 PM
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EmilyWillis posted...
oh so you're gonna sell out your human brethren for some big jiggly green alien mommy milkers?
It is better to be at the right hand of the devil than in his path.
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GGuirao13
02/12/21 12:24:54 PM
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Not a chance.

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Chicken
02/12/21 12:29:30 PM
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This pandemic proves that no, we couldnt. A large population would take to social media and complain that they shouldnt be forced to fight, or say the aliens arent real and that its all a conspiracy.

and then some would fetishize the aliens and would make rallies where they stand out in big groups in the middle of nowhere with the hopes of being abducted by UFOs.

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RedJackson
02/12/21 12:30:36 PM
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Yeah we're all gonna be there standing together saying shit like UNITE to FIGHT!!!

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Zikten
02/12/21 2:57:59 PM
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RedJackson posted...
Yeah we're all gonna be there standing together saying shit like UNITE to FIGHT!!!

Apes! Together! Strong!
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Firewerx
02/12/21 3:29:45 PM
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Chicken posted...
This pandemic proves that no, we couldnt. A large population would take to social media and complain that they shouldnt be forced to fight, or say the aliens arent real and that its all a conspiracy.

and then some would fetishize the aliens and would make rallies where they stand out in big groups in the middle of nowhere with the hopes of being abducted by UFOs.


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masterpug53
02/12/21 3:33:30 PM
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No. The economy is too important to shut down long enough to fight off an alien invasion.

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EmilyWillis
02/12/21 3:36:35 PM
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Chicken posted...
This pandemic proves that no, we couldnt. A large population would take to social media and complain that they shouldnt be forced to fight, or say the aliens arent real and that its all a conspiracy.

and then some would fetishize the aliens and would make rallies where they stand out in big groups in the middle of nowhere with the hopes of being abducted by UFOs.
bolded is what upsets/deflates me the most ooooof :/

the rest i wouldnt be surprised about, at least they'd know the aliens were real instead of thinking some FBI man is wearing a green hollywood costume complete with giant slimy horse cock tentacles lol

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TheOtherMike
02/12/21 3:42:05 PM
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If interstellar aliens wanted our planet, we'd likely all be wiped out by a pathogen without ever knowing where it came from.
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The_Korey
02/12/21 3:43:48 PM
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FortuneCookie
02/12/21 3:45:18 PM
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Democrat: "The good thing about this is the conservatives get destroyed too."
Republican: "The good thing about this is the liberals get destroyed too."
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ZeroX91
02/12/21 3:48:44 PM
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Buncha cynics round here

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