Current Events > Liberals: HAHAHA Trump's lawyers are SO BAD!

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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 12:26:36 PM
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Yet hes gonna get acquitted so that makes them good lawyers that did their job.

Im also a liberal but when I see quippy liberal tweets about his incompetent lawyers im like Yes keep making fun of the guys that are gonna win.
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Gwynevere
02/11/21 12:28:05 PM
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Trumps not gonna get acquitted because of his lawyers. He's gonna get acquitted because of politicians that need to virtue signal their support for him to keep getting elected

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Duncanwii
02/11/21 12:28:28 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Yet hes gonna get acquitted so that makes them good lawyers that did their job.

That has nothing to do with his Lawyers and everything to do with how fucked we are as a country.
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I4NRulez
02/11/21 12:28:29 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
that makes them good lawyers that did their job

no it doesnt.

If the prosecution has a flimsy case and he wins. The defense lawyers can still look bad in spite of trump winning.

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monkmith
02/11/21 12:29:29 PM
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they could literally shit in their hand and throw it at the senators watching and republicans would still acquit. that's got nothing to do with the quality of the lawyers TC.

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E32005
02/11/21 12:29:38 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Im also a liberal but when I see quippy liberal tweets about his incompetent lawyers im like Yes keep making fun of the guys that are gonna win.

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uwnim
02/11/21 12:29:51 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Yet hes gonna get acquitted so that makes them good lawyers that did their job.

Im also a liberal but when I see quippy liberal tweets about his incompetent lawyers im like Yes keep making fun of the guys that are gonna win.

No it doesnt. If the senate was an impartial jury, then getting him off would indicate they did a good job, but they arent. Most of the senators made up their minds before this started and the lawyers could be literal clowns and do just as well.


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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 12:29:56 PM
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The lawyers will be achieving their desired outcome, thats all that matters to them and Trump.
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Southernfatman
02/11/21 12:30:09 PM
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It reminds me when certain ones praise some sort of anti-Trump zinger like her got totes ownd bro, when it changes absolutely nothing. Certain liberals relish in these little battle victories, but we all are losing the war.

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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 12:32:03 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...

Actually Trump is pissed the fuck off by how bad this is making him look. He was raging at his lawyers performance


But hell be out of jail, able to run again and keep his post-presidential benefits, so his lawyers did their job.
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davyheinz
02/11/21 12:32:11 PM
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This is an uneducated take.

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Medussa
02/11/21 12:35:05 PM
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*Defendant buys off 5 members of the jury while his lawyer masterbates the entire trial*

E&C: haha, winning!

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BilalPowell
02/11/21 12:35:52 PM
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I think everybody knew the result before the trial started and that this is just a political game.

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FrozenPie
02/11/21 12:37:02 PM
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Exactly.

Lawyers are taught to win. Right now they literally know there aren't enough votes in the Senate to do this....so why should they rock the boat?

It's a legit strategy.

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BilalPowell
02/11/21 12:37:05 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Actually Trump is pissed the fuck off by how bad this is making him look. He was raging at his lawyers performance
He's always angry. Doesnt mean he's gonna lose this.

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Kaldrenthebold
02/11/21 12:39:37 PM
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This is a shitty topic and you should feel really bad for making it.

EffectAndCause posted...
But hell be out of jail, able to run again and keep his post-presidential benefits, so his lawyers did their job.

You don't understand anything, it appears.

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GrabASnickers
02/11/21 12:40:48 PM
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Lawyers are doing a good job because they have a built in advantage is a dumb take

Liberals are too focused on the optics of Trump looking bad and getting "owned" rather than actually facing consequences is a good take. Maybe an obvious one, but four years later and they still haven't learned their lesson, so maybe it needs to be said
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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 12:41:15 PM
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Medussa posted...
*Defendant buys off 5 members of the jury while his lawyer masterbates the entire trial*

E&C: haha, winning!


Uh, yeah, if he gets acquitted then he is winning.
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DarthAragorn
02/11/21 12:41:31 PM
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I could successfully defend Trump in this shitshow. That doesn't make me a good lawyer. Or a lawyer at all.
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monkmith
02/11/21 12:42:16 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Uh, yeah, if he gets acquitted then he is winning.
you realize the primary issue for trump here isn't that he could go to jail right? its that he wants a reputation that isn't so toxic that he can run again...

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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 12:44:11 PM
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monkmith posted...
its that he wants a reputation that isn't so toxic that he can run again


Do you think that will EVER matter to the people that voted for him in 2016 and 2020?

They will still happily and eagerly vote for him in 2024.

The only thing that matters is getting acquitted by any means necessary, which these laughable and incompetent lawyers will be doing.
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GrabASnickers
02/11/21 12:48:28 PM
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If republican senators come to the conclusion that helping trump is the best thing for their own careers, then Trump himself isn't going to have to worry about being unelectable. They aren't dumb, uncouth maybe, but they know how to win and they love to play dirty
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Antifar
02/11/21 12:49:20 PM
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TC thinks Atticus Finch was a bad lawyer because he lost his case.

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pinky0926
02/11/21 12:49:57 PM
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Imagine congratulating the lawyers in a kangaroo court

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SPE
02/11/21 12:50:52 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
Trumps not gonna get acquitted because of his lawyers. He's gonna get acquitted because of politicians that need to virtue signal their support for him to keep getting elected


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Wetterdew
02/11/21 12:52:46 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
The lawyers will be achieving their desired outcome, thats all that matters to them and Trump.
goalposts.......moving

"they can achieve what they want, therefore they're good lawyers"

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"the outcome they want is likely to happen, therefore [redacted because new goalpost]"

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KINDERFELD
02/11/21 12:53:06 PM
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Only because we have a perverted democracy where cabinet members knowingly gave a tour of the capital to homegrown terrorist who attacked it the next day.

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DarkRoast
02/11/21 12:53:30 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Yet hes gonna get acquitted so that makes them good lawyers that did their job.

Im also a liberal but when I see quippy liberal tweets about his incompetent lawyers im like Yes keep making fun of the guys that are gonna win.

This is what happens when half the jury are literally co-conspirators.


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Solar_Crimson
02/11/21 12:55:02 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Yet hes gonna get acquitted so that makes them good lawyers that did their job.
No, he's getting acquitted because the Republicans are spinless cowards.

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DarkRoast
02/11/21 12:55:13 PM
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The bottom line is that there are enough GOP Senators who literally believe (or rather, at least claim to literally believe) that Trump cannot be found guilty simply because he's no longer president.

Even if Trump had no defense lawyers at all, he would still win.

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Thompson
02/11/21 1:04:42 PM
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Not sure Trump can run in 2024, what with being buried by state charges and whatnot.

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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 1:04:49 PM
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Liberal twitter: Hahaha we made MEMES about you looking silly!
Lawyers: Uh, we won so you can photoshop a penis on my head for all I care.
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uwnim
02/11/21 1:07:57 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
But hell be out of jail, able to run again and keep his post-presidential benefits, so his lawyers did their job.
You are failing to prove that. You need to establish what would happen if he had say a random person with no legal training defending him first and then you can attribute anything beyond that to his lawyers. Current belief is that said random person would result in Trump getting off.

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ScazarMeltex
02/11/21 1:07:57 PM
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Winning something when losing was never a possibility doesn't make you good at anything.

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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 1:11:36 PM
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uwnim posted...
You are failing to prove that. You need to establish what would happen if he had say a random person with no legal training defending him first and then you can attribute anything beyond that to his lawyers. Current belief is that said random person would result in Trump getting off.


Well never have the answer to that question, all we know for sure is Trumps current legal team will be doing their job of getting him acquitted, which is all that matters and has ever mattered to Trump or his lawyers.
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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 1:12:36 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Winning something when losing was never a possibility doesn't make you good at anything.


No, but when you do win, any criticism of how you won is irrelevant.
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R1masher
02/11/21 1:13:31 PM
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Its all a show to keep the distraction and facade going

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Solar_Crimson
02/11/21 1:13:47 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
No, but when you do win, any criticism of how you won is irrelevant.
So, in a foot race, the guy barely leading could trip his opponent right before the finish line, and it would be all well because he won?

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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 1:17:06 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...

So, in a foot race, the guy barely leading could trip his opponent right before the finish line, and it would be all well because he won?


Depends, is tripping your opponent against the rules? If so, then no it wouldnt be all well, itd be cheating and they should be disqualified. If tripping isnt against the rules, the tripper did what they had to do to win, and they cant be knocked for that.

If anything Trump and/or his legal team was doing was against the law, theyd be expelled and/or prosecuted and/or convicted.

If they win within the legal confines of what theyre able to get away with, winning is winning and it doesnt matter how silly anyone looks while winning, they won.
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Heineken14
02/11/21 1:18:01 PM
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What a dumb fucking topic.
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Solar_Crimson
02/11/21 1:19:04 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
If anything Trump and/or his legal team was doing was against the law, theyd be expelled and/or prosecuted and/or convicted.
What he did is definitely against the law, but as mentioned, the Republicans are just going to look the other way because for some reason, they feel beholden by this man.

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Heineken14
02/11/21 1:21:24 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...


Depends, is tripping your opponent against the rules? If so, then no it wouldnt be all well, itd be cheating and they should be disqualified. If tripping isnt against the rules, the tripper did what they had to do to win, and they cant be knocked for that.

If anything Trump and/or his legal team was doing was against the law, theyd be expelled and/or prosecuted and/or convicted.

If they win within the legal confines of what theyre able to get away with, winning is winning and it doesnt matter how silly anyone looks while winning, they won.


What if before the race, the judges said they would award X person the win no matter what.
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Sewage
02/11/21 1:21:38 PM
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The game is rigged, that doesn't mean they did a good job. If there was a gymnastics routine that was perfect and amazing and got 2s from crooked judges and another performer just sat on the ground and got 10s that doesn't mean the person who did nothing was actually good at gymnastics.

I mean I really don't understand your point. The quality of the lawyers isn't going to be reflected in what happens. They could stand up there and say nothing and win, that doesn't mean they did they jobs well.
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HylianFox
02/11/21 1:23:13 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
Trumps not gonna get acquitted because of his lawyers. He's gonna get acquitted because of politicians that need to virtue signal their support for him to keep getting elected

bingo

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Medussa
02/11/21 1:23:24 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
because for some reason, they feel beholden by this man.

their math says that this strategy is more likely to keep them in power than throwing him under the elephant. there is literally nothing else to it.

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EffectAndCause
02/11/21 1:24:29 PM
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The lawyers didnt rig the game themselves, they were hired to do a job within the arena they were given and theyre doing it.

Ill say it again:

EffectAndCause posted...
Liberal twitter: Hahaha we made MEMES about you looking silly!
Lawyers: Uh, we won so you can photoshop a penis on my head for all I care.

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