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Monolith1676
02/07/21 5:34:29 PM
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-killed-after-cannon-explodes-at-baby-shower/ar-BB1dtAE5

I can't believe another person has died as a result of a baby shower. They really need to regulate these events.

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berlyman101
02/07/21 5:36:26 PM
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wtf people. my friend did a balloon pop with confetti inside, how is that not enough?

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Machete
02/07/21 5:47:49 PM
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Jeez what's next? People will detonate a nuke and the blast will have a pink or blue tint? I feel like they would if they had the ability to do so.
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vigorm0rtis
02/07/21 5:49:07 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
They really need to regulate these events.

Shit's already illegal.

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FF_Redux
02/07/21 5:51:35 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
02/07/21 5:52:40 PM
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Baby showers aren't the problem. Neglecting safety precautions are
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KawiKa
02/07/21 5:53:14 PM
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VipaGTS
02/07/21 5:55:22 PM
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why the fuck does he even have a cannon?

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ROBANN_88
02/07/21 5:57:20 PM
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you know that saying in Game of Thrones: "A Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair"

is there something similar for Baby showers / Gender reveal things yet?

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Flauros
02/07/21 6:00:08 PM
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im guessing he loaded it with smokeless powder several times until the thing finally exploded

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Machete
02/07/21 6:01:14 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
you know that saying in Game of Thrones: "A Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair"

is there something similar for Baby showers / Gender reveal things yet?


That's a good anology
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Irony
02/07/21 6:02:36 PM
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KawiKa posted...


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Cobalt_Wasps
02/07/21 6:03:27 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
wtf people. my friend did a balloon pop with confetti inside, how is that not enough?
thafs already too much lol

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AsucaHayashi
02/07/21 6:04:35 PM
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i can't think of a more american cause of death than this

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Payzmaykr
02/07/21 6:05:39 PM
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Why do these people even do this? Just have some friends over and put out a sign that says, its a boy/girl!

If one of my friends has a kid, I could honestly care less what the gender is as long as its healthy.
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Flauros
02/07/21 6:09:32 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
Why do these people even do this? Just have some friends over and put out a sign that says, its a boy/girl!

If one of my friends has a kid, I could honestly care less what the gender is as long as its healthy.
They attempt to make memories.

Most of the time it pans out. Every once in awhile someone gets blown up or you burn half the country down.

If you dont like it, thats on you.

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LightningAce11
02/07/21 6:10:43 PM
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Crazy how a gender reveal did more damage than all the protests combined last summer.
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CableZL
02/07/21 6:12:12 PM
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Payzmaykr
02/07/21 6:12:35 PM
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Flauros posted...
They attempt to make memories.

Most of the time it pans out. Every once in awhile someone gets blown up or you burn half the country down.

If you dont like it, thats on you.
Actually, its not. I dont care about someone risking burning down half the country to make memories. Theyre choosing to do something stupid and it hurts other people.

Hows that on me?
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Irony
02/07/21 6:12:48 PM
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CableZL posted...
... He bought a cannon

For what
Shooting Cheetos and catching them in his mouth

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