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Patty_Fleur
02/06/21 12:35:47 PM
#1:


The last boss is literally on the back of that teacher's fucking head.

Does no one else find that fucking ridiculous?

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Sariana21
02/06/21 12:38:28 PM
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Im okay with that. But why do Ron and Harry lie about why they are in the bathroom? I realize its a plot device to establish the Trio, but they werent doing anything wrong. Why didnt they just tell the truth?

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Hayame Zero
02/06/21 12:38:38 PM
#3:


Nobody ever said the first boss has to come off as threatening.

It escalates from there.

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Patty_Fleur
02/06/21 12:41:23 PM
#4:


Lets hide the key to immortality in a fucking school full of children. Surely nothing could go wrong.

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BilalPowell
02/06/21 12:43:31 PM
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That's one of the more believable things that can happen in a wizard world.

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masticatingman
02/06/21 12:43:34 PM
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At least from my reading as a kid, I always thought the second book was the trippiest.

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MaddenDude--
02/06/21 12:45:17 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
I realize its a plot device to establish the Trio, but they werent doing anything wrong. Why didnt they just tell the truth?

This stuff irritates me every time and it happens alot in the series

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The Popo
02/06/21 1:00:59 PM
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You know... as much as the ministry is made out to be the bad guys, they really should shut down Hogwarts due to the number of incidents that happen there year by year. I pity the investigator that gets sent out there each year.

Book 1: We cant help but notice a teacher had historys greatest murderer smuggled on his head. Oh, and a groundskeeper brought in a dangerous 3-headed dog to protect an immortality stone... which is questionable in its own right.

Book 2: Its come to our attention that your school has a deadly snake running around the pipes, petrifying people. And this snake has been on the premises for... lets see here... nearly 50 years??

Book 3: Word on the street that the worlds most wanted fugitive regularly comes in and out of your school at a leisurely rate. Wed definitely like to discuss your security measures.

Book 4: Oh boy... you guys again. It now seems that the worlds greatest serial killer used your school as a focal point for his operation to be resurrected. And he killed a student in the process.

Book 5: Where to start, where to start... your students led a government official out to the woods to be attacked by dangerous creatures. And then the same students used school animals to invade the ministry, where they destroyed substantial property. Do you not lock up these flying animals? Or keep tabs on your own students?

Book 6: Apparently, a 16-year old boy was able to smuggle in a large band of terrorists and nobody had any idea that it was taking place. How did he do this, exactly? Wait, you have a room on the premises where virtually anything can be done in secret? And you dont keep tabs on this room?

Book 7: We tried to sweep this one under the rug, but word inevitably got out that you used the school grounds as a battlefield and allowed a large percentage of the student body to take place in warfare with a band of terrorists. Were gonna need to look into this one a bit deeper.

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