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God_Of_Entirety
02/01/21 11:51:01 PM
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?Are they


https://news.nike.com/news/nike-go-flyease-hands-free-shoe

Discuss.


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SwayM
02/01/21 11:59:02 PM
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Dude I'm in

How much are they?

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:00:03 AM
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SwayM posted...
Dude I'm in

How much are they?
Literally only $120 apparently. They look sick, I want the black ones.

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Flockaveli
02/02/21 12:00:43 AM
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Yes great product.

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pauIie
02/02/21 12:01:35 AM
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i like them. i wouldn't advantage of the feature that much, but i'd still get them.

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ModLogic
02/02/21 12:08:06 AM
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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:15:09 AM
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ModLogic posted...
looks flimsy

Most likely are like the J32's.
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SwayM
02/02/21 12:16:22 AM
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God_Of_Entirety posted...
Literally only $120 apparently. They look sick, I want the black ones.

When can I buy them and can you @ me when that happens

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:17:20 AM
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You already. Hope you got a bot though
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Chicken
02/02/21 12:17:21 AM
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Buy velcro if you cant tie your fucking shoes.

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:17:42 AM
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Chicken posted...
Buy velcro if you cant tie your fucking shoes.
This guy might be onto something.

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Chicken
02/02/21 12:25:14 AM
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cuh posted...
Some people have genuine disabilities that make it really hard to bend down to ties their shoes, even with velcro

Hell, pregnant women may love having this too
Are you pregnant or disabled?

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Returning_CEmen
02/02/21 12:26:24 AM
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That color looks terrible, but yeah thats an awesome concept
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Blue_Target
02/02/21 12:26:28 AM
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Looks like you'll get pebbles and stones stuck in the heels easily

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:27:07 AM
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Chicken posted...
Are you pregnant or disabled?
Are you trolling?

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Chicken
02/02/21 12:27:25 AM
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Blue_Target posted...
Looks like you'll get pebbles and stones stuck in the heels easily
Implying sneaker nerds would wear their shoes while walking on gravel

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:28:16 AM
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Yeah he's gone.

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SwayM
02/02/21 12:31:52 AM
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God_Of_Entirety posted...
You already. Hope you got a bot though

You can already?

Link me to where I can buy them

This is why I fucking hate sneaker culture...I literally just wanna buy a fucking shoe. I don't wanna compete for something I need.

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:35:57 AM
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Lol, already is slang for you already know.

No word on when they're available to the public. They come out for limited ppl sometime soon. But yeah you know the resellers are nabbing these in like the first 20 seconds.

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:49:21 AM
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Future_Trunks posted...
i hope it doesn't slip off ez


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02/02/21 12:50:21 AM
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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 12:53:33 AM
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What's wrong with your feet?

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Smashingpmkns
02/02/21 1:38:34 AM
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Iirc these shoes were co-designed by someone with a disability. Sucks that they're probably going to be bought up and resold at outrageous prices. Hope other companies figure out a similar design.
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Dreepapult
02/02/21 1:44:47 AM
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Whoa

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samurai bandit
02/02/21 1:51:11 AM
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Seems easy to troll people that wear those. Just step on them from behind and behold

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NightRender
02/02/21 1:52:30 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Iirc these shoes were co-designed by someone with a disability. Sucks that they're probably going to be bought up and resold at outrageous prices. Hope other companies figure out a similar design.

Above the knee amputee.

The older version of this uses a zipper system, so while not completely hands free, is easier for people with certain disabilities.

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 2:22:54 AM
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samurai bandit posted...
Seems easy to troll people that wear those. Just step on them from behind and behold
Then you get an elbow in your face. Not worth it imo.

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Master_Bass
02/02/21 2:24:42 AM
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OK, this is a cool idea. I'd love to try a pair of these.

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nfearurspecimn
02/02/21 2:35:50 AM
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First time a shoe posted on CE has caught my interest. Neat idea.

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KaZooo
02/02/21 2:43:19 AM
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I hope the resale market stays tf away. There should be some type of qualification to be allowed to buy this shoe because that's stupid if the people who would need it can't even spend their money on it.


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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 2:44:27 AM
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These are retail sneakers bro they're for regular people.

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 5:32:39 PM
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Bump.

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God_Of_Entirety
02/02/21 10:36:50 PM
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Poll tied.

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God_Of_Entirety
02/03/21 10:01:28 PM
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Poll tied.

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CRON
02/03/21 10:03:51 PM
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This is a great idea, and I'm sure disabled people would find them very convenient.

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Schwarz
02/03/21 10:27:50 PM
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What a weird jumbled name. Nai-kee-go-flai-yeez?

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OANn
02/03/21 10:38:29 PM
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SwayM posted...
Dude I'm in

How much are they?

Misread your username as SwagM.God_Of_Entirety posted...

Literally only $120 apparently. They look sick, I want the black ones.

How old are you to remember the First Air Jordans $$$?

Will i be mocked if I say there are the fad shoe of 2021?
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