Current Events > A girl presses her body on yours and whispers 'Give it to me, I'm worth it.'

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Verdekal
01/30/21 12:00:47 AM
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Reaction?

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yunalenne10
01/30/21 12:01:35 AM
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Give my body?

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"The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43
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Joker98
01/30/21 12:01:45 AM
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Do I have a previous emotional connection to her and am attracted to her?

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Cobalt_Wasps
01/30/21 12:02:44 AM
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depends where we are. but id likely spit into her mouth

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Choco
01/30/21 12:03:07 AM
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Do I have a previous emotional connection to her and am attracted to her?

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rats5
01/30/21 12:05:37 AM
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Why would she want covid?
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Simp
01/30/21 12:08:13 AM
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I tell her bring it back like she left something

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smoke_break
01/30/21 12:12:25 AM
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No picture? Booooo.

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KnightofShikari
01/30/21 12:13:31 AM
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if you wanted some fries you should have ordered some dammit!

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averagejoel
01/30/21 12:49:28 AM
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I give her a very quick kiss on the lips and whisper in her ear. "not here. not yet." I nod in the general direction of where I live

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TheLiarParadox
01/30/21 12:53:45 AM
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Tell her that I'm immune to her chicanery and that she'll never get the last sacred artifact from me.

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Kami_no_Kami
01/30/21 12:54:32 AM
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No! Two for me! None for you!

*Takes Twix and runs*
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mybbqrules
01/30/21 12:58:03 AM
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I'd tell her "nobody lays a finger on my Butterfinger" and then skateboard away.

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pfh1001
01/30/21 12:58:44 AM
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I sneer at her for trying to give me Covid & tell her to get the fuck away from me.
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