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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 1:00:45 PM
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You open up the present and inside is a gun with some ammo.

https://i.imgur.com/AWl7F8Q.jpg

Your mom lights up when you open it and goes "Sorry it's late, I forgot to give it to you on Christmas day and just rediscovered it yesterday! Hope you like it!"

How do you react?
What do you do?

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R1masher
01/17/21 1:07:34 PM
#2:


Make her dance

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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 2:39:41 PM
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R1masher posted...
Make her dance
Well... that's a reaction alright

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Kanaya413
01/17/21 2:40:18 PM
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What the fuck

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Master_Bass
01/17/21 2:41:42 PM
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Be worried she forgot about a gun, tbh.

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Lairen
01/17/21 2:42:05 PM
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How much is a gun? Like a few hundred? I want so much that costs that and she wasted it on a gun??

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Purple_Cheetah
01/17/21 2:42:09 PM
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Be very confused.

Lairen posted...
How much is a gun? Like a few hundred?
Depends on where and what, you used to be able to get a Mosin-Nagant for like 70 bucks and they were just stuck in a barrel of about 20-30 of em, not even behind the counter. lol
This was only like 2012ish too. Kinda wish I got one now that I think about it, as they're now around 300.
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DepreceV2
01/17/21 2:43:00 PM
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I would look at her very strange because she has showed 0 interests in guns but I can see why she would give me one. I would thank her and move on. Maybe I'll try to learn how to use it.

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UnfairRepresent
01/18/21 9:00:52 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
I would look at her very strange because she has showed 0 interests in guns
but I can see why she would give me one.


.... I don't get it

If you can see why she would you give you one, why does it matter if she has an interest in it?

Does she have interest in most of your presents?


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BloodMoon7
01/18/21 9:13:19 PM
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She threw a fit when I started carrying around a knife, she would never give me a gun. She doesn't give me presents anyway. So it would be more like she hands me a gun and it's coincidentally the holidays. You could consider that a present but it would be more like "Take this bitch, you need one."

Which would be another reason she wouldn't give me a gun. It offers me no utility.

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Unsugarized_Foo
01/18/21 9:14:36 PM
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Say thank you for the gift, because she taught me manners

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DepreceV2
01/18/21 9:17:00 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
.... I don't get it

If you can see why she would you give you one, why does it matter if she has an interest in it?

Does she have interest in most of your presents?


No she doesnt but she has an interest in my safety. A gun is a double edged sword for black people. You can use it to protect yourself and it can also be used as an excuse to kill you. So I guess she does have some interest in guns by default since she would not want me owning one.

I guess its similar to how many parents have interests in tattoos when the only interests they have is you not having one.

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nfearurspecimn
01/18/21 9:17:41 PM
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I'd tell her to return it. Period.

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Stagmar
01/18/21 10:08:37 PM
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Refuse to accept it because Im not a criminal.

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Smackems
01/18/21 10:10:01 PM
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I'd be stoked as long as everything was legal

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Shotgunnova
01/18/21 10:11:27 PM
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It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

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MabusIncarnate
01/18/21 10:14:27 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Refuse to accept it because Im not a criminal.
Lmao at this edgelord take

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Middle hope
01/18/21 10:14:28 PM
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Medussa
01/18/21 10:16:37 PM
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she did (well, both parents did). though, it was a target shooting rifle. i shot so many periods with it.

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Stagmar
01/18/21 10:16:54 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Lmao at this edgelord take
Its an edgelord take to live in a place where it would be illegal?

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Dark_Spiret
01/18/21 10:20:07 PM
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hug her and throw it in the pile.
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UnfairRepresent
01/19/21 5:45:26 AM
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LivingLegend posted...
I would happily accept because its a Glock.

Middle hope posted...
As long as it wasn't a shitty Glock I would be overjoyed.
hmm

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Southernfatman
01/19/21 7:15:58 AM
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Best Mom ever.

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Kami_no_Kami
01/19/21 7:38:10 AM
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Be very confused. Shes never shown any interest in guns and knows I have no interest having one.
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Mistere Man
01/19/21 10:58:51 AM
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Awesome thanks!


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SquirtleSkwad
01/19/21 10:59:48 AM
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FUCK. yes.

I'm not even a big gun guy, but I'd freak if I got one for Christmas.

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bknight
01/19/21 11:08:08 AM
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I tell her I really wanted a Desert Eagle and she's the worst mom EVER!
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UnfairRepresent
01/21/21 1:34:13 AM
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Stagmar posted...
Its an edgelord take to live in a place where it would be illegal?
a little

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KamenRiderBlade
01/21/21 1:40:37 AM
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I just hope she didn't over pay for it.

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SolidShadow3
01/21/21 1:42:21 AM
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My mom is the most anti-gun person I've ever met (I wasnt even allowed to have water guns/nerf guns as a kid).

I'd shoot it off in the house to make sure it was real.

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TerraSeeker
01/21/21 2:56:57 AM
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I have been wanting to get one increasingly lately.
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zombiexdeathx
01/21/21 4:09:35 AM
#35:


say thanks, silently thinking that i would prefer a revolver but whatever gun is gun

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Shablagoo
01/21/21 4:14:52 AM
#36:


UnfairRepresent posted...
https://i.imgur.com/AWl7F8Q.jpg

Thank you, ma! But, do you mind if I return it for a gun that doesnt look like a cheap plastic toy/a 3D model of a gun from a PS2 game?

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BlingBling22947
01/21/21 5:25:10 AM
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I'd be incredibly surprised and happy.

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Stagmar
01/21/21 12:09:26 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
a little
First time I've been called an edgelord because of where I live.

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