Current Events > Hop on your phone's timer rn and hold your breath

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Josiah_Is_Back
01/02/21 8:45:09 PM
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How long did you make it?





I made it to 2:10
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Irony
01/02/21 8:45:55 PM
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10 seconds

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King Rial
01/02/21 8:51:43 PM
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I could have gone longer, but I stopped when it became uncomfortable.

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SteveNasti
01/02/21 8:52:23 PM
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King Rial posted...


I could have gone longer, but I stopped when it became uncomfortable.
I say that a lot too

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meestermj
01/02/21 8:52:25 PM
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1:37 and I've got pretty bad asthma.

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Simp
01/02/21 8:52:44 PM
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like 23 seconds before I gave up
to be fair I've always tended to give up pretty easily

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UnholyMudcrab
01/02/21 8:56:37 PM
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1:31

I just stopped when I got to 90 seconds. I probably could have gone like 10 seconds or so further, but it was pretty uncomfortable at that point
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nfearurspecimn
01/02/21 8:58:37 PM
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Almost made it to a minute but couldn't hold it. I smoke about a pack of cigs a day.

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im not 13
01/02/21 8:59:41 PM
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Can I exhale once or just hold my breath

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WrestlinFan
01/02/21 9:00:59 PM
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31 seconds damn Im out of shape

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Josiah_Is_Back
01/02/21 9:01:26 PM
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im not 13 posted...
Can I exhale once or just hold my breath

I suppose exhaling is fine.
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Simp
01/02/21 9:01:43 PM
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okay, got up to 32 seconds
I feel like you guys are cheating tbh

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Josiah_Is_Back
01/02/21 9:02:46 PM
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Simp posted...
okay, got up to 32 seconds
I feel like you guys are cheating tbh

Hyperventilate for ten or so seconds before you do it. Just breathe in and out, rapidly. Then take one big gulp of air and hold it. Remain sitting. Close your eyes. Try to zone out.

I guarantee you'll break 40.
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ultimate reaver
01/02/21 9:03:04 PM
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40 seconds

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im not 13
01/02/21 9:03:38 PM
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About 57 seconds

Slowly letting my breath out added about 10 seconds

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KlRBEH
01/02/21 9:05:02 PM
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I think I could have for sure made it to 1:30 at least but I've never even tried to do this before lol

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Simp
01/02/21 9:07:15 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back posted...
Hyperventilate for ten or so seconds before you do it. Just breathe in and out, rapidly. Then take one big gulp of air and hold it. Remain sitting. Close your eyes. Try to zone out.

I guarantee you'll break 40.
shit, you right
the rapid breaths helped a lot
stopped at 1 minute

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King Rial
01/02/21 9:08:58 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back posted...
I suppose exhaling is fine.
Sweet. That with the pre-hyperventilating bumped it up. Still stopped when it was uncomfortable.



Of course sitting here calmly this is easy. In a panic I doubt I'd get half the time. lol

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Eliza3
01/02/21 9:09:00 PM
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1:30 before it got really uncomfortable

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KlRBEH
01/02/21 9:11:30 PM
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I didn't do the exhaling slowly thing I thought that would be cheating smh

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itachi15243
01/02/21 9:11:44 PM
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1:40

Used to be a lot longer when I had a pool

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Josiah_Is_Back
01/02/21 9:13:33 PM
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Simp posted...
shit, you right
the rapid breaths helped a lot
stopped at 1 minute

From what I understand, the hyperventilation works because that uncomfortable "I have to breathe now!" feeling isn't so much due to the dearth of oxygen in your body, but rather the ever-increasing proportion of carbon dioxide. Hyperventilating apparently helps to lower the levels of carbon dioxide in your body so much that it takes longer for those levels to build up to a point where you feel you must breathe, hence you can hold your breath longer.
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Error1355
01/02/21 9:13:38 PM
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About 55 seconds. I could have went longer but I stopped when it was uncomfortable.

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MuayThai85
01/02/21 9:30:33 PM
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I use to have a 3 minute breath old. Now I can barely make 45 seconds.

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buddhamonster
01/02/21 9:36:36 PM
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Without any tricks or anything I hit a minute almost exactly.

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BlingBling22947
01/03/21 6:05:53 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
I use to have a 3 minute breath old. Now I can barely make 45 seconds.

Do you smoke?

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CosmicShadows
01/03/21 6:13:44 AM
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A little over a min
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CosmicShadows
01/03/21 6:16:30 AM
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I could prob do 2 if i stay focused. But i'm at work rn.
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g0ldie
01/03/21 6:26:19 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
40 seconds


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viewmaster_pi
01/03/21 7:29:12 AM
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not long enough to swim out of a sinking ship tho :(

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Machete
01/03/21 8:13:40 AM
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1:33

can do better with a little bit of hyperventilating first but I overdid that one time and ended up broefly passing out and having a mild seizure >_> so I am not going to try that again unless I really need to for some reason.
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