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ModLogic
12/29/20 3:18:05 AM
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remember when the asshole mario kidnapped donkey kong. and then tried to kill donkey jr that only wanted to save his dad?

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AirFresh
12/29/20 3:19:02 AM
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You take that fucking back.

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MabusIncarnate
12/29/20 3:19:08 AM
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He boots those duck turtles like Duncan at a petting zoo

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Rika_Furude
12/29/20 3:20:16 AM
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Zikten
12/29/20 3:20:52 AM
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Bowser is always trying to save Peach. Mario in every game just hunts them down as an angry ex and drags her back after beating up poor Bowser
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ModLogic
12/29/20 3:23:51 AM
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Zikten posted...
Bowser is always trying to save Peach. Mario in every game just hunts them down as an angry ex and drags her back after beating up poor Bowser
exactly what i was thinking. he goes on a genocidal rampage everytime and slaughters countless goombas and koopas. peach is a dumb slut that is hooked on shrooms so she keeps going back to that fat abusive manipulator.

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Number090684
12/29/20 3:43:11 AM
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DK is a damned dirty thug who has kidnapped Mario's ex girlfriend and still tries to.
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Zikten
12/29/20 3:47:09 AM
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Number090684 posted...
DK is a damned dirty thug who has kidnapped Mario's ex girlfriend and still tries to.

She ended up naming her city after DK so she must like him
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pegusus123456
12/29/20 3:54:21 AM
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Zikten posted...
She ended up naming her city after DK so she must like him
Well, she named it after his Donk.

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StarSpangled
12/29/20 4:21:03 AM
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He kills newborn babies in the Mario Galaxy games.

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Turbam
12/29/20 4:33:07 AM
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He probably has deep anal with Daisy while Luigi has to watch

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Smackems
12/29/20 4:33:58 AM
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Mf can't even get a gf much less a wife to even beat

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pegusus123456
12/29/20 4:44:45 AM
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Smackems posted...
Mf can't even get a gf much less a wife to even beat
Have you played The Thousand Year Door?

If he wanted, Mario could be drowning in so much pussy that this would be the theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc28zcBIX7U

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Smackems
12/29/20 5:06:21 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Have you played The Thousand Year Door?

If he wanted, Mario could be drowning in so much pussy that this would be the theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc28zcBIX7U
I actually haven't but kinda want to. Too bad no GameCube (or pc)

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Rika_Furude
12/29/20 5:08:25 AM
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Smackems posted...
I actually haven't but kinda want to. Too bad no GameCube (or pc)
do you have a high end phone, or even a laptop made in the past 5 years

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Smackems
12/29/20 5:09:10 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
do you have a high end phone, or even a laptop made in the past 5 years
Nope

Just the hope that one day Nintendo will act right

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ModLogic
12/29/20 6:27:24 AM
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Turbam posted...
He probably has deep anal with Daisy while Luigi has to watch
he sodomizes luigi while he makes the girls watch

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Strider102
12/29/20 6:31:51 AM
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He punches Yoshi in the back of the head to get it to stick out it's tongue.

Poor Yoshi getting multiple concussions from the monster that is Mario.

That's not even mentioning using Yoshi as a platform sending him into the abyss below or lava.

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