Current Events > Your girl wants you to F her in the A, but she has dumpster butt

Topic List
Page List: 1
pogo_rabid
12/29/20 1:07:25 AM
#1:


Do you acquiesce to her request?

Also, your girl is 2 hot asian chicks


---
Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly
12/29/20 1:08:40 AM
#2:


As long as there is protection for my d, from all that dirty

---
WittleJimmyJimmyjumper
... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold
12/29/20 1:09:07 AM
#3:


Whats the downside?

---
Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AloofHermit
12/29/20 1:09:08 AM
#4:


yes

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
12/29/20 1:09:09 AM
#5:


there is no true protection, sir

---
Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult
12/29/20 1:09:38 AM
#6:


I request she takes a shower first

---
Entropy happens
... Copied to Clipboard!
Steelix500
12/29/20 1:10:01 AM
#7:


yeah
... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly
12/29/20 1:10:14 AM
#8:


pogo_rabid posted...
there is no true protection, sir
Yolo then

---
WittleJimmyJimmyjumper
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12
12/29/20 1:24:57 AM
#9:


My girl is very cleanly. This is never an issue.

---
I write Naruto Fanfiction.
But I am definitely not a furry.
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
12/29/20 1:54:36 AM
#10:


Hell no, I'm not fucking some grody butt that's disgusting.

---
Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost*
Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MarshallStack
12/30/20 2:04:24 AM
#11:


would rather have any other chick with dumpster than either of those loli bitches clean

---
"it's a flaming wonder, telepath"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Teh_Dr_Phil
12/30/20 2:57:00 AM
#12:


Its just extra lube if ya know what I mean

---
Yep.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread
12/30/20 3:02:19 AM
#13:


MarshallStack posted...
would rather have any other chick with dumpster than either of those loli bitches clean


this user was warned for this post

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis
12/30/20 3:25:07 AM
#14:


no he was warned for saying someone's mom should get stabbed in another topic
... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari
12/30/20 3:31:25 AM
#15:


awesome, two chicks to disappoint at the same time

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
12/30/20 3:33:38 AM
#16:


Oh yeah

---
I can see from your smile...You're not here for the sunset
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread
12/30/20 3:42:01 AM
#17:


Reis posted...
no he was warned for saying someone's mom should get stabbed in another topic


you can choose to believe what you want

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis
12/30/20 3:42:57 AM
#18:


Turtlebread posted...
you can choose to believe what you want

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79207702/948906805

shut the fuck up
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread
12/30/20 3:45:23 AM
#19:


... Copied to Clipboard!
yemmy
12/30/20 3:55:32 AM
#20:


Only if i can eat too

---
p226
... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh
12/30/20 4:17:45 AM
#21:


Reis posted...
no he was warned for saying someone's mom should get stabbed in another topic

Dude it was a joke >_>

---
MICHALECOLE is the greatest poster of all time
I have literally watched him bang my mom before
... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo
12/30/20 4:21:42 AM
#22:


Im gonna pretend dumpster butt in this scenario just means a large buttocks. Deal.

---
"If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II
"Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios
... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88
12/30/20 4:23:10 AM
#23:


I've heard of "ass like a dumptruck"
But what the hell is "dumpster butt"?

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/30/20 4:24:49 AM
#24:


Reis posted...
no he was warned for saying someone's mom should get stabbed in another topic
That means he deserved to be placed on warned status, what the hell kind of shit is that.

---
doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back.
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
12/30/20 5:28:57 AM
#25:


ROBANN_88 posted...
I've heard of "ass like a dumptruck"
But what the hell is "dumpster butt"?


---
Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/30/20 5:45:07 AM
#26:


Seems like these people need to use flushable wipes to solve this problem.

---
doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo
12/30/20 6:03:52 AM
#27:


Yeah or wash in the shower after their morning poop.

---
"If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II
"Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
12/30/20 6:06:23 AM
#28:


Shit to shower is a must, but sometimes dumpster butt happens after a greasy meal or too many beans clearing out the works.

---
Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020
12/30/20 6:08:10 AM
#29:


What the hell kind of women do you guys date?

---
Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo
12/30/20 6:10:12 AM
#30:


pogo_rabid posted...
Shit to shower is a must, but sometimes dumpster butt happens after a greasy meal or too many beans clearing out the works.

How? If you wash afterwards it should stay clean. Unless youre talking about when you have to do it outside of the house.

---
"If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II
"Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020
12/30/20 6:11:05 AM
#31:


What the hell? I have IBS, but have never had dumpster butt

---
Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Frostmourne
12/30/20 6:12:58 AM
#32:


The_Creep_2020 posted...
What the hell kind of women do you guys date?


Lol CE doesn't date but their right hand.
---
Frostmourne hungers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/30/20 6:16:41 AM
#33:


I dont see why anyone would even want to be walking around with this problem.

---
doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back.
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
12/30/20 6:22:20 AM
#34:


Shablagoo posted...
How? If you wash afterwards it should stay clean. Unless youre talking about when you have to do it outside of the house.
Shit to shower doesn't solve the issue of a Teflon colon, greased up with the finest oils and fats.

---
Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020
12/30/20 6:23:13 AM
#35:


pogo_rabid posted...
Shit to shower doesn't solve the issue of a Teflon colon, greased up with the finest oils and fats.
What the hell kind of filthy crap are you eating? Seriously. That is some straight up olestra nonsense

---
Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
12/30/20 6:24:19 AM
#36:


If it as just me, it wouldn't be a known thing in general societal consciousness.


---
Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
SDBZ
12/30/20 6:24:34 AM
#37:


The_Creep_2020 posted...
What the hell kind of filthy crap are you eating? Seriously. That is some straight up olestra nonsense

Must be some American problem

---
Let's go, Mark Sein!
PSN ID: RyuseiDateSRX
... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx
12/30/20 6:26:14 AM
#38:


They look like two chopsticks.

---
I need a new sig
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020
12/30/20 6:34:32 AM
#39:


pogo_rabid posted...
If it as just me, it wouldn't be a known thing in general societal consciousness.
Im not saying its just you, but its just... what?

Do you just mainline saturated fats or something? If you have anal leakage issues, your diet must be horrific.

As I said, I have IBS.

I have had every bowel movement known to man, but the only time Ive ever had anal leakage problems was after a colonoscopy where the specialist left my bowel inflated like a parade balloon.

---
Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone
... Copied to Clipboard!
yemmy
12/30/20 1:41:25 PM
#40:


You guys never fill up your poop tray?

---
p226
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
01/01/21 12:02:51 AM
#41:


Gotta keep it topped off

---
Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E
FC: SW-8431-3263-1243
... Copied to Clipboard!
OnlyTheTruth
01/01/21 12:05:10 AM
#42:


Just hand them some wipes and say clean up first. How is this a question? Are people scared to ask a girl they are gonna fuck to clean up first?
... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012
01/01/21 12:08:31 AM
#43:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
My girl is very cleanly. This is never an issue.

to think you can seriously clean an anus

---
We are Borg.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1