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JigsawTDC
11/16/20 9:37:16 PM
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Is it inappropriate for dogs to have buttholes?



Dogs are often touted as being animals of purity. But we all know that true beings of purity do not defecate. Defecation is the most unpure act. Hence, why we refer to non-defecating wild animals as pure. Why are dogs often held in such high regard, as animals of purity, when they regularly engage in the unpure act of defecation?

To make dogs truly pure, I propose a solution: first, we must seal any and all buttholes belonging to dogs. Obviously they still need to digest though. So I propose we introduce superior bacteria into their gut. This will allow them to become 100% efficient and not produce any waste. Thus becoming pure.

I know my above proposal has been the idea for humans for a while, technology just has yet to catch up to our goals, but does anyone know if similar efforts are being made for dogs? I find it I appropriate that we claim they are pure when this goes against our very understanding of purity.

What are your thoughts??
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Error1355
11/16/20 9:37:50 PM
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You're thinking about dog asshole a bit too much.

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RedJackson
11/16/20 9:38:28 PM
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Its inappropriate to post them here, yes - I posted cat anus and got SLAMMED by mod patrol

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coh
11/16/20 9:39:20 PM
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Women are pure. Its inappropriate for them to have buttholes
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SolidShadow3
11/16/20 9:40:36 PM
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Error1355 posted...
You're thinking about dog asshole a bit too much.


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SSJGrimReaper
11/16/20 10:02:07 PM
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brotrrwinner
11/16/20 10:04:30 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
@Gilberto
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Cobalt_Wasps
11/16/20 10:05:04 PM
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is this the same TC who made that bestiality topic last week or so?

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Turbam
11/16/20 10:07:28 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
@Gilberto


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JigsawTDC
11/17/20 3:41:10 PM
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This has nothing to do with me thinking too much about buttholes or bestiality! This is an important theological question in regards to the sanctity of purity and how to properly classify things!!! Please stop trying to derail the discussion!!!!
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WilliamPorygon
11/17/20 3:44:42 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
This has nothing to do with me thinking too much about buttholes or bestiality! This is an important theological question in regards to the sanctity of purity and how to properly classify things!!! Please stop trying to derail the discussion!!!!

Is this the new Thermite account?

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cousinvini
11/17/20 3:47:07 PM
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Dog backwards = God.
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Chugguhchugguh
11/17/20 3:47:50 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
@Gilberto


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SrRd_RacinG
11/17/20 3:49:20 PM
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