Current Events > Scenario: You discover that it's 1877 and you have become a woman in new Mexico

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UnfairRepresent 10/20/20 9:28:06 PM #1:	You're walking home one day when you slip and tumble over. You expect to feel your face smashing into the hard sidewalk but instead when you hit the ground you feel only unpleasant but soft dirt and sand. Then something feels off, there's sand in your hair and there's way more hair than there should be. Then you stand up and discover you're no longer at your hometown but instead are on some kind of dirt road in New Mexico. You're also wearing a dress and have long hair... You're a little dazed from the bang on the head and the sun blazing down on you doesn't help. A rugged man in his mid-30s on horseback wearly absurdly old fashioned clothes and wielding a revolver on his belt rides by, stops when he sees you and says "You alright ma'am? You look a little worse for where. Where's your daddy?" What does he mean ma'am? Then it hits you. You look down, pat your body down and realize that you're a girl in her late teens or early 20s. "Oh I see you've had a little too much liquor last night? You know a lady shouldn't oughta be doing that but can't say I blame you, reckon I did mighty worse when I was your age. D'ya need a ride back to town ma'am? Lots of unsavory folk out here, I wouldn't hang around if I can help it." https://i.imgur.com/YEUkQlb.jpg You can't explain how or why, but you've somehow become or possessed a late 19th century young lady in New Mexico, America. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946095735] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>You're walking home one day when you slip and tumble over. You expect to feel your face smashing into the hard sidewalk but instead when you hit the ground you feel only unpleasant but soft dirt and sand. Then something feels off, there's sand in your hair and there's way more hair than there should be. Then you stand up and discover you're no longer at your hometown but instead are on some kind of dirt road in New Mexico. You're also wearing a dress and have long hair... You're a little dazed from the bang on the head and the sun blazing down on you doesn't help. A rugged man in his mid-30s on horseback wearly absurdly old fashioned clothes and wielding a revolver on his belt rides by, stops when he sees you and says "You alright ma'am? You look a little worse for where. Where's your daddy?" What does he mean ma'am? Then it hits you. You look down, pat your body down and realize that you're a girl in her late teens or early 20s. "Oh I see you've had a little too much liquor last night? You know a lady shouldn't oughta be doing that but can't say I blame you, reckon I did mighty worse when I was your age. D'ya need a ride back to town ma'am? Lots of unsavory folk out here, I wouldn't hang around if I can help it." https://i.imgur.com/YEUkQlb.jpg You can't explain how or why, but you've somehow become or possessed a late 19th century young lady in New Mexico, America. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 10/20/20 9:30:04 PM #2:	Proceed to to use the extra years of life and my knowledge of the future and mankind's accomplishments to enrich myself and hopefully make the world a better place at the same time. --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:946095801] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Proceed to to use the extra years of life and my knowledge of the future and mankind's accomplishments to enrich myself and hopefully make the world a better place at the same time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/20/20 9:31:53 PM #3:	But I am a woman. I scream, kick him in the balls and take his gun and shoot him in the balls I just kicked. Then I get arrested, I guess. --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:946095863] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>But I am a woman. I scream, kick him in the balls and take his gun and shoot him in the balls I just kicked. Then I get arrested, I guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/20/20 9:39:49 PM #4:	Shadowplay posted... Proceed to to use the extra years of life and my knowledge of the future and mankind's accomplishments to enrich myself and hopefully make the world a better place at the same time. Ok but how tho? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946096138] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Shadowplay posted... </cite> <quote>Proceed to to use the extra years of life and my knowledge of the future and mankind's accomplishments to enrich myself and hopefully make the world a better place at the same time.</quote>Ok but how tho? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 10/20/20 10:06:38 PM #5:	I start a new dance craze called the Soulja Boy. And make telling them crank a thing 130 years before its time --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L @ me and ask me about my cool shirt! <cite>Middle hope posted [p:946097084] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>I start a new dance craze called the Soulja Boy. And make telling them crank a thing 130 years before its time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodyarts 10/20/20 10:14:08 PM #6:	Post a meme in the local newspaper. <cite>bloodyarts posted [p:946097391] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Post a meme in the local newspaper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/21/20 6:38:39 AM #7:	bloodyarts posted... Post a meme in the local newspaper. lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946107169] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>bloodyarts posted... </cite> <quote>Post a meme in the local newspaper.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 10/21/20 6:41:30 AM #8:	I'd definitely break down and sob over the realization of my predicament and lack of agency in my new life lol. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:946107197] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>I'd definitely break down and sob over the realization of my predicament and lack of agency in my new life lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 10/21/20 6:47:05 AM #9:	I mean, people like Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane existed so being a lady and potentially a cowboy(girl) scratches off two wishes. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:946107270] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>I mean, people like Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane existed so being a lady and potentially a cowboy(girl) scratches off two wishes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/22/20 6:25:23 AM #10:	Southernfatman posted... I mean, people like Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane existed so being a lady and potentially a cowboy(girl) scratches off two wishes. She was also fat --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946146466] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite> <quote>I mean, people like Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane existed so being a lady and potentially a cowboy(girl) scratches off two wishes.</quote>She was also fat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 10/22/20 6:34:19 AM #11:	<,< Does my race change? Cuz if not... --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:946146591] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote><,< Does my race change? Cuz if not... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/22/20 8:14:23 PM #12:	Ving_Rhames posted... Does my race change? No --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946174580] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Ving_Rhames posted... </cite> <quote>Does my race change?</quote>No </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 10/22/20 9:13:59 PM #13:	Okay. I guess I die. --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:946176953] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Okay. I guess I die. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/20 4:48:26 AM #14:	Don't you think thats pessimistic? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946232757] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Don't you think thats pessimistic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/25/20 7:32:19 PM #15:	nfearurspecimn posted... I'd definitely break down and sob over the realization of my predicament and lack of agency in my new life lol. Wow... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946295711] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>I'd definitely break down and sob over the realization of my predicament and lack of agency in my new life lol.</quote>Wow... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 10/25/20 7:33:16 PM #16:	Rub one out --- Clap for that, you stupid bastards. <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:946295749] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Rub one out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 10/25/20 7:35:48 PM #17:	Shadowplay posted... Proceed to to use the extra years of life and my knowledge of the future and mankind's accomplishments to enrich myself and hopefully make the world a better place at the same time. this, except first I look down my shirt --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:946295880] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Shadowplay posted... </cite> <quote>Proceed to to use the extra years of life and my knowledge of the future and mankind's accomplishments to enrich myself and hopefully make the world a better place at the same time.</quote>this, except first I look down my shirt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/25/20 7:42:31 PM #18:	I search for Curly's Gold. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:946296202] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>I search for Curly's Gold. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 10/25/20 7:43:43 PM #19:	I use all the skills I learned in Desperados III to my advantage. Then get shot and die because you can't load a quicksave in real life. --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:946296262] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>I use all the skills I learned in Desperados III to my advantage. Then get shot and die because you can't load a quicksave in real life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh 10/25/20 7:45:06 PM #20:	Tell him "but I poop from there" --- MICHALECOLE is the greatest poster of all time I have literally watched him bang my mom before <cite>yutterh posted [p:946296319] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Tell him "but I poop from there" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/25/20 7:45:28 PM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... there's way more hair than there should be. Damn, how long is my hair?? It currently already reaches the bottom of my shoulder blades. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:946296334] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>there's way more hair than there should be.</quote> Damn, how long is my hair?? It currently already reaches the bottom of my shoulder blades. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/27/20 8:13:03 AM #22:	Shablagoo posted... Damn, how long is my hair?? It currently already reaches the bottom of my shoulder blades. Dude.. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946358281] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>Damn, how long is my hair?? It currently already reaches the bottom of my shoulder blades.</quote>Dude.. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/27/20 8:14:49 AM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... Dude.. Not my fault I havent yet lost a battle --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:946358310] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Dude..</quote> Not my fault I havent yet lost a battle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 10/27/20 9:35:49 AM #24:	I dump all of my knowledge of physics into the academic ether --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:946360082] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>I dump all of my knowledge of physics into the academic ether </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/27/20 10:23:00 AM #25:	Garioshi posted... I dump all of my knowledge okay and then do you do after 7 minutes? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946361430] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>I dump all of my knowledge </quote>okay and then do you do after 7 minutes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigbadharry 10/27/20 11:22:43 AM #26:	Start hooking --- Arrgh. Is this the end of lovable Igniz? Why!? There was no way I could lose! Why!? Why!? <cite>bigbadharry posted [p:946363240] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Start hooking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnlikedMonkey 10/27/20 11:37:21 AM #27:	Prepare to save President Garfield --- Matt Murdock of Earth-616, you have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Gr... F-sharp Bell Corps. - Karrde <cite>UnlikedMonkey posted [p:946363791] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Prepare to save President Garfield </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/28/20 4:34:15 AM #28:	bigbadharry posted... Start hooking eww --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946398041] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>bigbadharry posted... </cite> <quote>Start hooking</quote>eww </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/28/20 4:36:24 AM #29:	Am I hot? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:946398070] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Am I hot? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/28/20 4:41:46 AM #30:	Turbam posted... Am I hot? Well yeah it's like 90F and the sun is right on you --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946398150] in Scenario: ... [t:79052851]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Am I hot?</quote>Well yeah it's like 90F and the sun is right on you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: You discover that it's 1877 and you have become a woman in new Mexico