Current Events > All hail King Oats of Portugal (a CK3 short story)

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Starting as King Alfonso VI of Leon was tough. To your left? Your brother with as much land as you that you want. To your right? Your brother with as much land as you that you want. Past him? Your sister with land that you want. What do you do?

Why, scheme to murder your brothers and sister! First goes Castille. Then goes Galicia. Then goes Navarra. Once all is said and done you figure it's time to marry and get your family going. Let's find someone who will give me good children. What's this? Well here's a woman who can pass down Intelligent and Beautiful to our children? But something seems off about her. You push it to the side because what a great mother for your children.

Then you realize she's literally a lunatic.
https://i.imgur.com/d4YbFNH.jpg

How does this manifest itself? Well when her and I have our first child, and my heir, she suggests a name for the child. I want my wife to love me. A name doesn't really mean anything to me. Sure why not. Eventually you die of old age, assured your realm will be safe in the hands of King Oats Alfonsez, first of his name and now King of Portugal and last of the Castillians. (Leon is gone)

https://i.imgur.com/UkPUFIS.jpg

Since the second picture was taken I have created the Kingdom of Portugal and taken over Barcelona. King Oats died valiantly in battle in defense of a Muslim Jihad and his son and heir has taken over.

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King Oats son should be Hall. Or maybe Honey Bunches

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KILBOTz posted...

King Oats son should be Hall. Or maybe Honey Bunches

Shit that would have been good.

In all honesty I don't know if the name Oats was picked by her because she was a "lunatic" or if Oats is somewhere in the game code as a random name that could have popped up. Either way I don't care because it's awesome.

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I've gotten a few strange names that were generated, especially first week game was released. I got a "Test" "Blank" and "Aaaaaaan" (maybe an extra A or 2)

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As a Portuguese, I approve of this

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brotrrwinner posted...

As a Portuguese, I approve of this

I do it all for you people, my servants.

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