Current Events > What if Trump overcomes corona and his blood is a key component of the vaccine?

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NeonOctopus
10/02/20 6:32:27 AM
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The same scientists that cured Magic Johnson's HIV with a vaccine made of his money, have found the cure. They discovered that a mixture of Trump's ego, the interdermal absorption from years of pussy grabbing, and his steady McDonald's diet have made his DNA and his antibodies a natural predator to the corona virus. They took his DNA and managed to create a vaccine from his blood. So you essentially inject a little bit of Trump to fuse with your body to become immune.

Would you do take it? lol

Do you think other people would take it? >_>
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Romulox28
10/02/20 6:34:17 AM
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i read on CNN that doctors actually misdiagnosed it as covid, trump actually contracted FOXDIE

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NeonOctopus
10/02/20 6:36:12 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
i read on CNN that doctors actually misdiagnosed it as covid, trump actually contracted FOXDIE

Do you think he gets a sick power suit that has missile shooting tentacles and 2 katanas?
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Foppe
10/02/20 6:38:23 AM
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The question is, how much is he going to charge us?

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anth0ny
10/02/20 6:40:27 AM
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like licking his asshole was somehow the magical cure for Covid-19

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anth0ny
10/02/20 6:40:33 AM
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and Cancer

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LastTomorrow
10/02/20 6:44:35 AM
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He is the chosen one

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pegusus123456
10/02/20 7:04:11 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Do you think he gets a sick power suit that has missile shooting tentacles and 2 katanas?
Solidus never caught FOXDIE, you fucking casual smh

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spikethedevil
10/02/20 7:12:03 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Solidus never caught FOXDIE, you fucking casual smh

This @NeonOctopus

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NeonOctopus
10/02/20 7:16:40 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...

Solidus never caught FOXDIE, you fucking casual smh

But he's the fucking president. Your the casual!
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spikethedevil
10/02/20 8:10:29 AM
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You're*

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Wii_Shaker
10/02/20 8:13:40 AM
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Trumps blood is 90% McDonald's secret sauce.

Which I'm told is just mayo and ketchup.

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NeonOctopus
10/02/20 11:48:11 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath
10/02/20 11:53:56 AM
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Milk him dry!

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NeonOctopus
10/02/20 11:54:58 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Milk him dry!

They would only take a small sample and have it self replicate in some lab while they put the blood in vaccines
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NeonOctopus
10/02/20 3:40:26 PM
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NeonOctopus
10/02/20 7:19:51 PM
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on Ivanka's chest
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