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UnfairRepresent
07/30/20 7:42:34 AM
#1:


You've invited your girlfriend who you love very much out to that fancy restaurant she likes .

Little does she know this is no mere dinner as you secretly plan to propose to her.

When you're about to pop the question she's just too beautiful, nerves get the best of you and you make an excuse to go to the bathroom. You make sure you have the ring, splash water on your face and steel yourself. This is it, when you get back to the table you're going do it for sure.

But oh no! When you return you see that your girlfriend's identical twin sister who doesn't respect you has joined your girlfriend at the table.

What's she doing here? To make matters worse they are wearing the same clothes and neither is sitting in the seat your girlfriend was in when you went to the bathroom. She must have stood up, hugged her sister and sat down elsewhere.

You cannot tell them apart at all. And you can't propose to the wrong one, you'd never hear the end of it and it would ruin the memory of the proposal forever. Might even make your girlfriend cry

You call out your girlfriend's name but both sisters look at you expectantly. That didn't help.

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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boxington
07/30/20 7:44:01 AM
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be annoyed
reschedule the proposal

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ssj3vegeta2
07/30/20 7:45:47 AM
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Turbam
07/30/20 7:49:38 AM
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Which one has the bigger butt?

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pikachupwnage
07/30/20 7:50:11 AM
#5:


Put Potara earrings on them to fuse them together into one mega hot girlfriend who can also bench press a car.


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UnfairRepresent
07/30/20 8:51:00 AM
#6:


Turbam posted...
Which one has the bigger butt?

They are identical
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SolidShadow3
07/30/20 8:55:33 AM
#7:


Make a comment on not expecting to see her, and when you get the response you should be able to tell them apart. Of not, you shouldn't be proposing.

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FabIemaster
07/30/20 9:00:52 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
I fuck dem both right den and dere

Oh u

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hitokoriX
07/30/20 9:04:57 AM
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Even identical twins have some kind of difference. But I could make an inside reference and watch for a reaction

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Turbam
07/30/20 9:26:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
They are identical
That doesn't mean that their body type is the exact same. One of them is bound to have a few more centimeters of butt meat.

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BloodMoon7
07/30/20 9:32:04 AM
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Make a fart noise. The one who laughs is your gf

If neither laughs, you need a new gf

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Strider102
07/30/20 9:36:26 AM
#12:


Quickly sneak out, buy another ring, come back and propose to both of them.

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UnfairRepresent
07/30/20 9:37:38 AM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Make a comment on not expecting to see her, and when you get the response you should be able to tell them apart. Of not, you shouldn't be proposing.

what if it's an ambiguous response like 'Its great to see her tho." which could be from either
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UnfairRepresent
07/30/20 1:50:15 PM
#14:


Turbam posted...

That doesn't mean that their body type is the exact same. One of them is bound to have a few more centimeters of butt meat.

Nope

they are the same
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ApherosyLove
07/30/20 1:53:24 PM
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I say "beep."
My girlfriend has this thing where she immediately responds with "boop" whenever she hears the word "beep."
It's how I find her in grocery stores >_>

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UnfairRepresent
07/30/20 6:34:46 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
I say "beep."
My girlfriend has this thing where she immediately responds with "boop" whenever she hears the word "beep."
It's how I find her in grocery stores >_>

very romantic lead in to a wedding proposal too
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UnfairRepresent
07/31/20 8:23:07 AM
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Strider102 posted...
Quickly sneak out, buy another ring, come back and propose to both of them.

Isnt that illegal?
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EbonTitanium
07/31/20 8:33:37 AM
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If the sister doesn't respect you, it should be pretty easy to tell them apart.

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buddhamonster
07/31/20 8:54:14 AM
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I text my boy Wesley, and ask him to call my girlfriends phone.

The phone rings, my girlfriend answers, middle middle middle, we getting married.

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UnfairRepresent
07/31/20 8:58:48 AM
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buddhamonster posted...
I text my boy Wesley, and ask him to call my girlfriends phone.

The phone rings, my girlfriend answers, middle middle middle, we getting married.

That's actually pretty clever
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UnfairRepresent
08/02/20 4:07:04 AM
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EbonTitanium posted...
If the sister doesn't respect you, it should be pretty easy to tell them apart.

you're used to that look eh?
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Gobstoppers12
08/02/20 4:09:42 AM
#22:


I call the whole prank off and go back to my real girlfriend who doesn't have a sister.

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WafflehouseJK
08/02/20 4:18:32 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
I say "beep."
My girlfriend has this thing where she immediately responds with "boop" whenever she hears the word "beep."
It's how I find her in grocery stores >_>
This is strangely adorable.

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UnfairRepresent
08/02/20 6:10:29 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I call the whole prank off and go back to my real girlfriend who doesn't have a sister.

CE is so bad at hypotheticals

why are you so unimaginative and closed minded?
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