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HylianFox
07/16/20 12:56:51 PM
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Honestly, I'd see that
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HylianFox
07/16/20 1:29:20 PM
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I hear the Space Pirates eat a lot of beans on their long voyages
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Darkrobotisback
07/16/20 1:30:44 PM
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Maybe she has a better chance playing as asuka from neon Genesis

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FortuneCookie
07/16/20 1:31:22 PM
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I'm curious how Hollywood would muck it up. I know they'd find a way to go Dragon Ball Evolution on it.

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BeyondWalls
07/16/20 1:33:29 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I'm curious how Hollywood would muck it up.
Are you? Cause I think the answer to that is in the topic title.

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Unsugarized_Foo
07/16/20 1:34:24 PM
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https://youtu.be/cL-mR79GErU

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FortuneCookie
07/16/20 1:40:34 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Are you? Cause I think the answer to that is in the topic title.

Anyone who would cast a Trump in the lead role wouldn't want to do an adaptation of a Japanese property because "they bombed us back in World War I."




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FortuneCookie
07/16/20 1:41:39 PM
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Hollywood would have to do something else to mess it up.

Like, Samus is a biracial lesbian with a lengthy show-stealing subplot about her girlfriend back home. Or Metroids were created by religious fanatics to wipe out evolving lifeforms because evolution doesn't coincide with their teachings. Or maybe Mother Brain is literally Samus's mother who was mutated into a giant one-eyed brain creature.... by the religious fantatics who created the Metroids to prevent evolution.

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Zack_Attackv1
07/16/20 3:34:19 PM
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sauceje
07/16/20 3:38:48 PM
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I once dreamt I was watching a Metroid movie and I mostly just remember Samus beating the hell out of some space pirates. It seemed gratuitous, but it was awesome.

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