Current Events > Scenario: A baby in a basket with 600k in cash is on your doorstep

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Blue_Inigo
07/14/20 9:48:39 PM
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There's a letter with the baby:

I've been watching you for some time now. I know you have what it takes to care for this child. Please, do what I cannot.

Well? Would you take care of the baby?

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PIITB415
07/14/20 9:49:21 PM
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Take the money and put the baby in a basket at the fire station

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DrizztLink
07/14/20 9:49:33 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Please, do what I cannot.
Put it up for adoption?

Sure.

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FortuneCookie
07/14/20 9:49:38 PM
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You had me at cash.

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KainWind
07/14/20 9:49:42 PM
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They must not have been watching very closely

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CADE FOSTER
07/14/20 9:49:49 PM
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i would take the cash and call dem cops free money
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Blue_Inigo
07/14/20 9:49:50 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Take the money and put the baby in a basket at the fire station
That's fucked up

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gunplagirl
07/14/20 9:52:04 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Take the money and put the baby in a basket at the fire station
That

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Paper_Okami
07/14/20 9:56:38 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I've been watching you for some time now. I know you have what it takes to care for this child.

you have absolutely not been watching me


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Solid Snake07
07/14/20 9:56:49 PM
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Uh, no. I'm calling the cops.

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NOM
07/14/20 9:58:34 PM
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Call cops immediately. I can't even take care of myself, let alone a child. And I wouldn't feel right taking the money.

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s0nicfan
07/14/20 9:59:49 PM
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KainWind posted...
They must not have been watching very closely

Doing my best, sir!


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Tyranthraxus
07/14/20 10:00:23 PM
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Take the baby to the hospital down the road and say it was abandoned.

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TreyFlowers
07/14/20 10:00:56 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Take the money and put the baby in a basket at the fire station

^

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Alteres
07/14/20 10:01:15 PM
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Think it would have to be an even mil.

That would only be 50 grand a year to take care of them until they were 20, doesn't seem like much.

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TreyFlowers
07/14/20 10:02:16 PM
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Alteres posted...
Think it would have to be an even mil.

That would only be 50 grand a year to take care of them until they were 20, doesn't seem like much.

That's plenty to take care of a child assuming you're also continuing your normal job

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Blue_Inigo
07/14/20 10:02:17 PM
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Those of you who'd take the money and abandon the baby, you sure you wanna screw over someone crazy enough to give you a baby and 600k?

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gatorsPENSbucs
07/14/20 10:07:38 PM
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My wife would be stoked and Id be excited for the cash. Id roll with it.

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pfh1001
07/14/20 10:13:06 PM
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See, I like kids & would raise a baby under certain circumstances. Hell, I've had plenty of practice with nieces, nephews, cousins, etc.

But if some stranger has been stalking me, that's a huge red flag. They'd have to know that I don't have a good situation to do so right now, so either they're crazy as hell or lying.

Therefore, I'm calling the cops.
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Spiderman23JII
07/14/20 10:13:21 PM
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yeah id raise it

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defnotanth0ny
07/14/20 10:14:32 PM
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defnotanth0ny
07/14/20 10:15:06 PM
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Middle hope
07/14/20 10:15:35 PM
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Reis
07/14/20 10:18:18 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Take the money and put the baby in a basket at the fire station

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HighOnSolar
07/14/20 10:26:01 PM
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if he had really been watching me he would have known that Id take the money and take the baby to the fire station

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UnholyMudcrab
07/14/20 10:27:12 PM
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EffectAndCause
07/14/20 10:29:28 PM
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Id raise it. The 600K will more than cover 18 years of expenses + college. So id have a free baby essentially where now I have to lose all my money to raise one.
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HighOnSolar
07/14/20 10:30:07 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Id raise it. The 600K will more than cover 18 years of expenses + college. So id have a free baby essentially where now I have to lose all my money to raise one.

sweet! Free baby this man

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Goldenguy
07/14/20 10:31:37 PM
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I've basically done a fair chunk of that already minus $600k.

For $600k I'd definitely make it happen.

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GGuirao13
07/16/20 3:15:59 PM
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Anyone who sends me a baby to care fore clearly doesn't know me very well. I'd just turn the baby and cash over to the authorities.

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FabIemaster
07/16/20 3:20:10 PM
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Take money, move basket and note to my neighbor's doorstep.

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brokenfingers
07/16/20 3:23:08 PM
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KainWind posted...
They must not have been watching very closely
I was thinking the same thing.

Also, is this a normal baby? No special issues that will require life-long care?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/16/20 3:24:59 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
i'll call it moses as i gently float it down the river
Wow that is messed up, atleast take it to a firehouse/fire station or leave it at a hospital.

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PatrickMahomes
07/16/20 3:25:25 PM
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600k is not enough to raise a child in this economy.

PIITB415 posted...
Take the money and put the baby in a basket at the fire station


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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 3:26:07 PM
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I actually be so enticed, Id use the money to do it. I have a whole village behind me raising a kid tho.

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Blue_Inigo
07/16/20 3:26:56 PM
#38:


Blue_Inigo posted...
Those of you who'd take the money and abandon the baby, you sure you wanna screw over someone crazy enough to give you a baby and 600k?


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1NfamousACE_2
07/16/20 3:27:21 PM
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I thought they wanted us to eat the baby.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 3:27:24 PM
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dolomedes posted...
call cops on baby

Some reason the conversation in my head played out like you'd call the cops and say the baby was harassing you and wouldn't get off your property. On some Karen shit.

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Herodopus
07/16/20 3:28:44 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Take the money and put the baby in a basket at the fire station

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Pepys Monster
07/16/20 3:35:06 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Take the money and put the baby in a basket at the fire station
lmfao

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AzNDarkSamurai
07/16/20 3:40:35 PM
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Id definitely raise the baby

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Gobstoppers12
07/16/20 3:59:40 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Those of you who'd take the money and abandon the baby, you sure you wanna screw over someone crazy enough to give you a baby and 600k?
If they show up to cause trouble, I'll just beat them up lmao


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Lonestar2000
07/16/20 4:03:46 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Put it up for adoption?

Sure.


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_Rinku_
07/16/20 4:05:27 PM
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Nope. I refuse to ever change a diaper.
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BloodMoon7
07/16/20 4:07:10 PM
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What do they want me to raise a future super villain? Because that's what will happen! Assuming my lack of parenting skills don't end the damn thing.

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