Current Events > Trump at the next white house conference: ''You know they say that all viruses

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TheBlueMonk_
07/14/20 7:42:05 PM
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... are created equal, but you look at me and you look at COVID19 and you can see that statement is not true.

See, normally if you go one on one with another disease, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a stable genius and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating me. Then you add anti-maskers to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at the hospital ICU, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because anti-maskers KNOW they can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So COVID19, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning. See COVID19, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you."

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Pitlord_Special
07/14/20 7:45:17 PM
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You know, the dude has enough profoundly idiotic statements coming out of his mouth and being posted on Twitter that you dont really have to make any up at this point

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mustachedmystic
07/14/20 7:51:57 PM
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He actually said that? Does he realize that he basically called himself a virus?

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TheBlueMonk_
07/14/20 7:55:01 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
He actually said that? Does he realize that he basically called himself a virus?
no its an old wrestling joke
https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ?t=18

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GallisOTK
07/14/20 7:56:18 PM
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The average Scott Steiner promo sounds more coherent than the average Trump speech
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