Current Events > The porn fluffer is one of the more hilarious fake urban myths.

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saspa
07/14/20 4:14:17 PM
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It's just so illogical. So on TV shows they describe the fluffer as "someone on a pornographic film set that keeps a male performer's penis erect in between scenes"

Every time I hear that I think... "um, can't the dude keep himself erect?"
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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/14/20 4:15:13 PM
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Its not a fake myth, its a real myth. Doy.

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R1masher
07/14/20 4:15:50 PM
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You would know

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Austin_Era_II
07/14/20 4:16:48 PM
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They pay people for this. Experience is an asset.

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Irony
07/14/20 4:17:17 PM
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Mandingo uses one

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Austin_Era_II
07/14/20 4:18:14 PM
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I just pop 2 blue pills and it works for me. A lot of people look down upon me in the industry. Haters gon hate. I just wanna fuck.

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Turbam
07/14/20 4:18:25 PM
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"Am I a good fluffer, Sarah?"
-Jimmy

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SmidgeIsntBack
07/14/20 4:18:26 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
They pay people for this. Experience is an asset.

HEY, some of us aren't so lucky and have to settle with unpaid internships.

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saspa
07/14/20 4:19:31 PM
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It's like, is the dude armless? Even before viagra, this myth didn't make sense. Can't remember if it was featured on boogie nights.
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BudDupree48
07/14/20 4:20:06 PM
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The fluffers are girls

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saspa
07/14/20 4:32:26 PM
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Even before pill popping, why isn't the girl who the dude is having sex with keeping him aroused.
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Guerrilla Soldier
07/14/20 4:35:46 PM
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saspa posted...
Even before pill popping, why isn't the girl who the dude is having sex with keeping him aroused.
shes in the restroom

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BudDupree48
07/14/20 4:44:05 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
Why would she? Thats not her job. Her job is to perform with him on camera. Thats it. She has no responsibilities to him when the camera is off

Do you secretly work in porn? I know you mentioned you work in production. Just thought that would be wild lol

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dj1200
07/14/20 4:45:02 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
I just pop 2 blue pills and it works for me. A lot of people look down upon me in the industry. Haters gon hate. I just wanna fuck.
jesus, you need two?

my friend got them from his dad and i'm superman after 1/2 of one

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luigi13579
07/14/20 4:45:22 PM
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If only Foreman were still around to clear things up.
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No_U_L7
07/14/20 4:50:33 PM
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saspa posted...
It's just so illogical. So on TV shows they describe the fluffer as "someone on a pornographic film set that keeps a male performer's penis erect in between scenes"

Every time I hear that I think... "um, can't the dude keep himself erect?"


because its more of a turn on when a girl does it...?
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butthole666
07/14/20 4:52:37 PM
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saspa posted...
Even before pill popping, why isn't the girl who the dude is having sex with keeping him aroused.
Because porn isnt a realistic portrayal of sex and shots presented as a continuous scene are rarely actually happening in real time. Its a movie dude.

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mach25687
07/14/20 4:53:04 PM
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luigi13579 posted...
If only Foreman were still around to clear things up.
This, but a lot of porn stars female and male also do side job in the business like fluffer/make up/etc. Hell if you want I can link you a scene with another porn star doing make up for the star.

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BeyondWalls
07/14/20 4:53:17 PM
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saspa posted...
So on TV shows they describe the fluffer as
What TV show was that?

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DirkDiggles
07/14/20 5:02:58 PM
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All of our porn sets had some. Real butt ass ugly ones. One-eyed ones, ones missing a lot of teeth, James Dean.

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Smashingpmkns
07/14/20 5:06:25 PM
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Fluffers are definitely real lol
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Skywalkah
07/14/20 5:09:44 PM
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luigi13579 posted...
If only Foreman were still around to clear things up.
I don't know if you know but Foreman was murdered a few years ago in a robbery. Rip, i miss his topics.

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Jabodie
07/14/20 5:10:41 PM
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Skywalkah posted...
I don't know if you know but Foreman was murdered a few years ago in a robbery. Rip, i miss his topics.
Really? Wtf that sucks.

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Skywalkah
07/14/20 6:08:32 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Really? Wtf that sucks.
yes, he was always open

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Dreamscissors
07/14/20 6:21:08 PM
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A lot of male porn stars who appear in straight porn are actually gay, so they're not going to stay hard easily. Also most of the fluids are fake

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Austin_Era_II
07/14/20 7:16:58 PM
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When you're 35 like me you need 2 pills. Otherwise after like 5 mins it starts to collapse like a building. My nickname in the industry use to be sad boy now they call me standing tall. One scene I shouted loud I'm still standing I'm still strong after a 2 hour session. They gave me a medal afterwards. I sold it for beer.

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saspa
07/16/20 12:09:12 AM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...


HEY, some of us aren't so lucky and have to settle with unpaid internships.

Lol can you imagine an internship at a porn studio? Yeesh that would be pretty awful.
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saspa
07/18/20 5:42:59 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...

What TV show was that?

Several have mentioned it off hand over the years, but New Girl had a whole episode dedicated to it called fluffer.
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BlingBling22947
07/18/20 6:49:44 AM
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lol topic title couldn't be more wrong

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fan357
07/18/20 6:58:47 AM
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Skywalkah posted...
I don't know if you know but Foreman was murdered a few years ago in a robbery. Rip, i miss his topics.


Wat

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pegusus123456
07/18/20 7:05:31 AM
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Dreamscissors posted...
A lot of male porn stars who appear in straight porn are actually gay, so they're not going to stay hard easily.
Why would a gay dude star in straight porn when he'd make far more money just banging dudes?

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The_Yahtz09
07/18/20 7:10:17 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Why would a gay dude star in straight porn when he'd make far more money just banging dudes?
Yeah, I always thought it was the other way around: straight guys do gay porn to break into the industry.

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Skywalkah
07/19/20 12:43:03 PM
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fan357 posted...
Wat
Yes, foreman our porn cameraman was killed a few years Ago

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BlingBling22947
07/21/20 6:55:44 AM
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^ R.l.P.

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SuperExcitebike
07/21/20 7:04:15 AM
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I think they use injections now

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/21/20 7:09:14 AM
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isnt that what viagra is for? lol

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