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deupd_u
07/11/20 2:00:43 PM
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I just went to the DRIVE-THRU at BARGO KONG, and they are in utter shambles. First of all, the double cheeseburgers are now $1.99. Why not just jump me and steal my wallet? Enraged, I opted for the 2 for $6 Whopper deal instead. They made me put my CREDIT CARD in a BASKET to be "touchless," but I still had to touch the basket to get my card back, which every other customer has touched! GROSS!

Then I looked in my bags, and there was a small fry! Maybe you wouldn't have to charge all the world's riches for a God damned double cheeseburger on your "VALUE" menu if you didn't give away free fries to every Tom, Dick, and deupd that comes by! Fry whore! I should call the police.

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Reis
07/11/20 2:01:42 PM
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this happened
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CyricZ
07/11/20 2:03:07 PM
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I... actually tried to order BK for lunch and couldn't go through the online ordering. Rejected all my cards.

I took it as a sign and made a sammich.

Maybe I'll try again for dinner.

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Sunhawk
07/11/20 2:03:19 PM
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Bargo Kong. Wtf.

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deupd_u
07/11/20 2:03:32 PM
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Reis posted...
this happened
I understand this may appear to be the tallest of my tales, but be aghast: my words ring not but truth!

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CanuckCowboy
07/11/20 2:05:22 PM
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i dont even understand how bk still exists.

I dont gaf about this story but their food is disgusting. I couldnt even say how many years its been since i ate there. Probly close to a decade and I still remember how bad it was.

Same goes for carl jrs.

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CRON
07/11/20 2:05:46 PM
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RIP Man Bargo Kong

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deupd_u2
07/11/20 3:57:45 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
i dont even understand how bk still exists.

I dont gaf about this story but their food is disgusting. I couldnt even say how many years its been since i ate there. Probly close to a decade and I still remember how bad it was.

Same goes for carl jrs.

It was okay. I wasn't feeling the usual MarkDouglas McDoubles, and I don't even know the deals at Wegnies, I always just got the Baconator. But I was feeling thrifty
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RedJackson
07/11/20 4:03:11 PM
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Have you ever tried the Impossible Burger TC?
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Northlane
07/11/20 4:04:23 PM
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I havent gone to BK in years

The ones in my area all folded and got replaced by better things

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deupd_u2
07/11/20 4:06:29 PM
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RedJackson posted...
Have you ever tried the Impossible Burger TC?

I have. It tastes exactly like what it is: meat flavored. Not terrible, but I wouldn't get it again when I can get meat.
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CanuckCowboy
07/11/20 4:11:22 PM
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deupd_u2 posted...
It was okay. I wasn't feeling the usual MarkDouglas McDoubles, and I don't even know the deals at Wegnies, I always just got the Baconator. But I was feeling thrifty

McDoubles are fucking awesome and horrible. Lol. Like they hit the spot so well when youre craving em but then they sit in your belly like a sack of concrete for the rest of the day.

I had a few yesterday and it was hours till i got off ny lazy ass and got on my bike

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CanuckCowboy
07/11/20 4:13:49 PM
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randy_123r posted...
Most people I know don't like it, except me. I don't man, their whoppers and chicken sandwiches are pretty good, and their fries are just ok. But they're so cheap and delicious, so I don't mind the dislike.

I used to fucking love their chicken sandwiches. But thats so long ago now and im pretty sure i wasnt the one who changed. Lol.

Maybe there are still some good bks out there but they arent in my area.

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dib153
07/11/20 4:28:06 PM
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Do the logical thing then and start plowing a manager, you'll get free bk

The amount of food they just give away to friends and family is absurd

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CanuckCowboy
07/11/20 4:29:18 PM
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dib153 posted...
Do the logical thing then and start plowing a manager, you'll get free bk

The amount of food they just give away to friends and family is absurd

Lol. A roommate of mine was a manager there back when i was 18/19 and youre not wrong.

i bought a deep fryer specifically cause he brought so may bags of jalapeno poppers home.

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dib153
07/11/20 4:34:10 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Lol. A roommate of mine was a manager there back when i was 18/19 and youre not wrong.

i bought a deep fryer specifically cause he brought so may bags of jalapeno poppers home.

Dude, I haven't payed for bk in like....3 years? Even after my friend stopped working there all the staff have told the newbies "this guys gets what he wants"

That went on for like a year before somebody else I knew became a manager again

Idk how my local store hasn't been shut down

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