Current Events > Could you date a defense attorney that helps guilty criminals walk free?

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She's an excellent and wealthy criminal defense attorney who is notorious for getting criminals who are obviously guilty off free. Usually on technicalities or due to police misconduct or getting damning evidence thrown out for hyper-literal letter of the law reasons.

You catch her one day in the street shaking hands with the boxer Hector 'Nasty' Sanchez, the man who was accused of drug dealing and throwing people out of moving cars but the case was dismissed due to an improper search warrant, causing much chagrin.

Your friend, a big black British man called Wesley takes one look at her and goes "How do you sleep at night luv?"

She just smiles and goes "Hey, only thing I'm doing is protecting the rights of citizens like yourselves. Innocent until proven guilty and it's not on me if the system can't prove they did anything illegal. That's what civilized people call justice." Then she eyes you and says "Anyway you're cute, what are you doing tonight? I'm free. Wanna grab some drinks?"

"Ahh I wouldn't raffle it mate, daft bint's fit but she's bad news. Wesley adds.

https://i.imgur.com/KlXhvcH.jpg

Could you date her?
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Hell yes, watching her own some bitch ass prosecutors in the courtroom would be such a turn on.

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depends
are her clients mainly rich or mainly poor?

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It would depend on the crimes, but 'throwing people out of moving cars' suggests she doesn't care of they're violent, so I voted no.

When she is helping guilty people get out of being punished she is a horrible person.

Helping innocents or people who were sent to jail unjustly is fine but this bitch helps people who actually did crimes.

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How about a governor?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/california-to-release-up-to-8-000-prisoners-to-curb-spread-of-coronavirus/ar-BB16AHt4?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

She like games doe?

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Yes. Crime is not black and white and the justice system is rigged. This has been known.

It really boils down to what sort of crimes her clients are guilty of.

Not for nothing, I like what you did with Wesley's character.

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Paper_Okami posted...

depends
are her clients mainly rich or mainly poor?

She needs to get paid bro
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So date saul goodman but in female?

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No.

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Probably not, but I get how people could.

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Takes balls to be a defense attorney, and I like a woman with balls.

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how does the weird hypothetical situation you posted about her asking me for drinks relate to dating her? what hypothetically happened that led to us dating? that's a really important part you left out UR

but overall yes because its a job that she seems to be good at it, so good for her for being successful

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Guerrilla Soldier posted...

how does the weird hypothetical situation you posted about her asking me for drinks relate to dating her? what hypothetically happened that led to us dating? that's a really important part you left out UR

it's how you met you car faced shoe
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Does she have nice tits and a fat ass?

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she could be making weapons of mass destruction and i wouldnt care, they're professionals in their field and i feel like i should be proud if i do get to bang her

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MT_TRAEH posted...

she could be making weapons of mass destruction and i wouldnt care

man you're thirsty
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Yes, quite easily.

I absolutely could not date an attorney that helps put criminals in jail. Far too dangerous.

My childhood friend's father was an attorney, a very good one. One day a guy that he helped put in jail gathered a couple of his friends, broke into their house, and raped/murdered his wife right in front of him and my friend. They were put into witness protection and I never saw them again.

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