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No_U_L7
07/08/20 9:54:57 PM
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do you guys have any idea how hot liz and zendaya are?!

liz is literally dating the NBA's most popular player

and zendaya is zendaya

peter wouldn't stand a chance with either girl if the movie was even semi-realistic
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Reiss
07/08/20 9:58:26 PM
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yeah and you can't even have spider powers irl either
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fusespliff
07/08/20 9:58:45 PM
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And Tom Holland is a young dude playing one of the most popular characters in one of the biggest franchises ever.
If the girls' IRL look and status is all you got, then Tom gets to have his too.

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LameFAQs
07/08/20 10:00:01 PM
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Tom Holland is a good looking dude though
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WingsOfGood
07/08/20 10:00:02 PM
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Peter is too nerdy and not confident. But the actors who play him are chads so...
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Drug_Smoker
07/08/20 10:02:26 PM
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LeBron James is dating a chick from a spider-man movie? His wife must not like that.

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No_U_L7
07/08/20 10:05:24 PM
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fusespliff posted...
And Tom Holland is a young dude playing one of the most popular characters in one of the biggest franchises ever.
If the girls' IRL look and status is all you got, then Tom gets to have his too.

LameFAQs posted...
Tom Holland is a good looking dude though

WingsOfGood posted...
Peter is too nerdy and not confident. But the actors who play him are chads so...


Am I the only guy that doesn't see it? I love Tom Holland...but he's not a good looking guy. And his peter is insanely awkward

Drug_Smoker posted...
LeBron James is dating a chick from a spider-man movie? His wife must not like that.


Lebron is the best and most respected....but that isn't the same as popular
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WingsOfGood
07/08/20 10:06:44 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Am I the only guy that doesn't see it? I love Tom Holland...but he's not a good looking guy. And his peter is insanely awkward

Well, being a huge movie star is part of it. He has professional stylists etc.

Maybe if Tom was not rich and famous, he would just be an average dude. But most women I know fawn over him.
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Drug_Smoker
07/08/20 10:06:59 PM
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Only player I can think of that is close to LeBron in popularity is Curry and he is also married.


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coh
07/08/20 10:07:48 PM
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Aunt May was hotter than either of his love interests. Now that's the unrealistic part
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GentlemanGamer
07/08/20 10:09:02 PM
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They aren't supposed to be realistic in any way though so...
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Proto_Spark
07/08/20 10:09:48 PM
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I personally wasn't a big fan of the whole "King of the nerds" thing Peter had going on. Peter Parker is a loser, not the best and coolest loser ever.

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Smackems
07/08/20 10:09:53 PM
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Most girls are into peter

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MagnusDJL
07/08/20 10:10:38 PM
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We're talking about a series where a big purple farmer dude eliminates half of all life throughout the universe with space rocks.
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Wetterdew
07/08/20 10:11:50 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Am I the only guy that doesn't see it? I love Tom Holland...but he's not a good looking guy.
You're crazy, he's damn hot with a great body, he'd get a girl easily just for that even if he is fairly awkward.

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yusiko
07/08/20 10:11:57 PM
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andrew garfield and tom holland are both really hot
tobey mcquire played spider man as a really weird guy who honestly only got mary jane cause she has self esteem issues caused by a bad home life

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RichardHalpert
07/08/20 10:14:09 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
and zendaya is zendaya
Yeah, but in the movie she is just some stoner chick.

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Zikten
07/08/20 10:14:26 PM
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in the comics, Peter has always been a ladies man. he comes off like a dork at first glance but there is something about him that makes women flock to him. I don't think it's ever been explained but I think that maybe he might put off some kind of pheromone that makes women attracted to him

all I know is that comic book Peter Parker has dated some of the hottest women in the marvel universe
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No_U_L7
07/08/20 10:15:34 PM
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Drug_Smoker posted...
Only player I can think of that is close to LeBron in popularity is Curry and he is also married.



Its klay thompson

WingsOfGood posted...


Well, being a huge movie star is part of it. He has professional stylists etc.

Maybe if Tom was not rich and famous, he would just be an average dude. But most women I know fawn over him.


Peter Parker isn't a movie star

Wetterdew posted...

You're crazy, he's damn hot with a great body, he'd get a girl easily just for that even if he is fairly awkward.


He's clothed all the time, theyve never seen his body
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RavingShark
07/08/20 10:16:23 PM
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are you crazy? little motherfucker is SEXY. bitches would be tripping over each other to get on that.
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WingsOfGood
07/09/20 1:55:50 AM
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Zikten posted...
in the comics, Peter has always been a ladies man. he comes off like a dork at first glance but there is something about him that makes women flock to him. I don't think it's ever been explained but I think that maybe he might put off some kind of pheromone that makes women attracted to him

all I know is that comic book Peter Parker has dated some of the hottest women in the marvel universe

Well comic Peter is basically a body builder.
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No_U_L7
07/09/20 2:01:24 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...


Well comic Peter is basically a body builder.


616 Peter has also been around 80+ years and he never even banged most of the girls (he never banged Gwen stacy)
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