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wackyteen
07/06/20 12:11:29 PM
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When?












One of those things

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R1masher
07/06/20 12:12:40 PM
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Properly?

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PsychicHippo
07/06/20 12:13:14 PM
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Never once in my life, I don't think.

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DevsBro
07/06/20 12:14:15 PM
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This morning, if toddlers count. Otherwise, about 8-9 months ago.

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wackyteen
07/06/20 12:14:57 PM
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DevsBro posted...
This morning, if toddlers count. Otherwise, about 8-9 months ago.
I'd say under 2 counts at least

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Night_Lock9
07/06/20 12:16:31 PM
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2 years ago as my daughter is 2.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/06/20 12:17:59 PM
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I avoid holding kids until they're like 6 months (real rough estimate) lol. All my nieces and nephews I might hold once when born. But the anxiety ruins any special connection I could make when holding a baby. All I can think about is how i might be doing something wrong and how fragile they are. Id rather just connect when they're comfortably laying in a basket.

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Choco
07/06/20 12:18:12 PM
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must've been last year, my cousin's son

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DevsBro
07/06/20 12:22:44 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I'd say under 2 counts at least
This morning then.

But holy crap tomorrow he is 20 months! That's just 4 months from 2!

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Romulox28
07/06/20 12:23:16 PM
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like 5 minutes ago lol

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DoGCyN
07/06/20 12:23:59 PM
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10 years ago.

Never again

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DarkChozoGhost
07/06/20 12:24:21 PM
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Saturday

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buddhamonster
07/06/20 12:25:28 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I'd say under 2 counts at least
Then about 3 years ago, when my niece was 2.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/06/20 12:26:02 PM
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tote_all posted...
Fragile?

Lol

You should see a veteran pediatrician examining a newborn.

Doesn't matter. You can squeeze an egg all you want, but once you drop it it explodes. Im like 99% sure babies explode in the same way if dropped

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wackyteen
07/06/20 12:33:25 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I avoid holding kids until they're like 6 months (real rough estimate) lol. All my nieces and nephews I might hold once when born. But the anxiety ruins any special connection I could make when holding a baby. All I can think about is how i might be doing something wrong and how fragile they are. Id rather just connect when they're comfortably laying in a basket.
I'm casually holding a baby with one arm while I'm making this post lol.

Saw a 2 year old take a tumble down the stairs and besides some screaming, he was right as rain within 5 minutes.

Babies and kids are tough as shit.

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buddhamonster
07/06/20 12:34:58 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I'm casually holding a baby with one arm while I'm making this post lol.

Saw a 2 year old take a tumble down the stairs and besides some screaming, he was right as rain within 5 minutes.

Babies and kids are tough as shit.
Yea. My niece used to take falls all the time, and we noticed that she'd jump back up, realize that we were all horrified with the fall she took, THEN start freaking out. Like, she was literally perfectly fine until we acted concerned...

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Lost_All_Senses
07/06/20 12:37:15 PM
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buddhamonster posted...
Yea. My niece used to take falls all the time, and we noticed that she'd jump back up, realize that we were all horrified with the fall she took, THEN start freaking out. Like, she was literally perfectly fine until we acted concerned...

That's not a baby. That's a kid. I laugh at kids when they take spills. My niece got flipped when my dog ran by, me and her sister just looked at her and seen her all confused, then just started laughing.

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DevsBro
07/06/20 12:38:29 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I'm casually holding a baby with one arm while I'm making this post lol.

Saw a 2 year old take a tumble down the stairs and besides some screaming, he was right as rain within 5 minutes.

Babies and kids are tough as shit.
Little DevsBro fell over the arm of the sofa last week. When I picked him up, he was literally on his chin with his legs curled up over his body. Scared the hell out of me but he was fine, aside from a fair bit of screaming.

Once they start toddling, it's gonna happen. They usually don't make it to 19 months first.

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CyricZ
07/06/20 12:39:04 PM
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I think it was two years ago. My boss brought her in and asked me to hold her while he dealt with something. She was super cute and leaned her head on me. ^_^

Been a while tho :-/

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wackyteen
07/06/20 12:41:18 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
That's not a baby. That's a kid. I laugh at kids when they take spills. My niece got flipped when my dog ran by, me and her sister just looked at her and seen her all confused, then just started laughing.
Babies just walking (6-12 months) will take a spill and be right as rain.

Now if a baby that young fell down multiple stairs it might be injured but babies/toddlers are durable

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Hayame Zero
07/06/20 12:47:30 PM
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My best friend's son, about 6 years ago. Now the kid knows more about outer space than me and anyone I know. It's crazy.

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wackyteen
07/06/20 1:09:56 PM
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tote_all posted...
I guarantee a baby has a better chance of being fine after falling 4 times its height than an adult.
I'd be out for a while if I fell 20 something feet.

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KogaSteelfang
07/06/20 1:12:18 PM
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Wow, now I feel ancient. He turns 20 on Saturday. So I guess like 19 years ago.

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Ving_Rhames
07/06/20 1:12:58 PM
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November of last year.

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thronedfire2
07/06/20 1:13:56 PM
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my nephew 1-2 years ago. Never held a baby before that, always afraid Ill drop them

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