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Jabodie
07/03/20 2:17:44 PM
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But can you handle 2 TEXAS hammers?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3d09DYAWDU

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Guide
07/03/20 2:23:18 PM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
JIM ADLER doesn't just GROWL or BARK, he BITES!

My client got hit by an EIGHTEEN-WHEELER and needed BACK SURGERY. I got him Seventy nine thousand, eight hundred fifty two dollars and eighty seven CENTS, IN. HIS. POCKET!!

Must've been a big pocket

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Jabodie
07/03/20 2:26:40 PM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
The TEXAS HAMMER is meaner than a JUNKYARD DOG! JIM ADLER doesn't just GROWL or BARK, he BITES!

My client got hit by an EIGHTEEN-WHEELER and needed BACK SURGERY. I got him Seventy nine thousand, eight hundred fifty two dollars and eighty seven CENTS, IN. HIS. POCKET!!
Is this a real script or a parody? Hard to tell tbh.

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MFBKBass5
07/03/20 2:28:48 PM
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lol I love driving past his big ass building anytime Im driving out to Louisiana/East.

Cant believe that guy is still in business. I grew up listening to his damn ads.

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Jabodie
07/03/20 2:33:55 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
lol I love driving past his big ass building anytime Im driving out to Louisiana/East.

Cant believe that guy is still in business. I grew up listening to his damn ads.
He's part of Texas culture now tbh

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The Trent
07/03/20 2:37:08 PM
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dont mess with texas hammers

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MFBKBass5
07/03/20 2:38:04 PM
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Jabodie posted...
He's part of Texas culture now tbh


Sadly. Wonder how often he actually wins cases?

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Vicious_Dios
07/03/20 2:39:10 PM
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I've made so many Jim Adler builds across so many games.


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Letron_James
07/03/20 2:39:19 PM
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They legends here in Texas

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Jabodie
07/03/20 2:40:44 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Sadly. Wonder how often he actually wins cases?
Enough to pay for all these commercials lol

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The Trent
07/03/20 2:40:59 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Sadly. Wonder how often he actually wins cases?

I wonder how often he even tries them
He must have a bunch of jr partners doing his bidding while he films sweet commercials on the tops of semi trucks...right?

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MFBKBass5
07/03/20 3:01:10 PM
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The Trent posted...
I wonder how often he even tries them
He must have a bunch of jr partners doing his bidding while he films sweet commercials on the tops of semi trucks...right?


Good point. Maybe he only personally takes cases on real big lawsuits. You know...because hes THE TEXAS HAMMER!!!!

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Vicious_Dios
07/03/20 3:17:09 PM
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RIP Brian Loncar, though.

His family is pretty messed up if you search enough.


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