Current Events > If Michael Myers was real, how would the U.S. handle him?

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Josiah_Is_Back 06/30/20 8:17:43 PM #1:	If the unstoppable boogeyman of the Halloween series existed in real life, how would the U.S. handle him? They wouldn't; just like in the movies, he would somehow find a way to survive and escape. Every. Time. They would "kill him" while secretly studying him to try and reverse engineer his apparent immortality to create a race of super soldiers. They would blow him to smithereens with high-grade military artillery. They would restrain him and torture him in an effort to get him to finally speak. If the unstoppable boogeyman of the Halloween series existed in real life, how would the U.S. handle him? - Results (18 votes) They wouldn't; just like in the movies, he would somehow find a way to survive and escape. Every. Time. 16.67% (3 votes) 3 They would "kill him" while secretly studying him to try and reverse engineer his apparent immortality to create a race of super soldiers. 66.67% (12 votes) 12 They would blow him to smithereens with high-grade military artillery. 11.11% (2 votes) 2 They would restrain him and torture him in an effort to get him to finally speak. 5.56% (1 vote) 1 Well? <cite>Josiah_Is_Back posted [p:941498479] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote> If the unstoppable boogeyman of the Halloween series existed in real life, how would the U.S. handle him? They wouldn't; just like in the movies, he would somehow find a way to survive and escape. Every. Time. They would "kill him" while secretly studying him to try and reverse engineer his apparent immortality to create a race of super soldiers. They would blow him to smithereens with high-grade military artillery. They would restrain him and torture him in an effort to get him to finally speak. Vote View Results If the unstoppable boogeyman of the Halloween series existed in real life, how would the U.S. handle him? - Results (18 votes) They wouldn't; just like in the movies, he would somehow find a way to survive and escape. Every. Time. 16.67% (3 votes) 3 They would "kill him" while secretly studying him to try and reverse engineer his apparent immortality to create a race of super soldiers. 66.67% (12 votes) 12 They would blow him to smithereens with high-grade military artillery. 11.11% (2 votes) 2 They would restrain him and torture him in an effort to get him to finally speak. 5.56% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form Well? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 06/30/20 8:21:28 PM #2:	He'd be called a liberal conspiracy and ignored. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:941498633] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>He'd be called a liberal conspiracy and ignored. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 06/30/20 8:21:59 PM #3:	are we talking halloween 6 ~~functionally immortal demon~~ michael? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:941498660] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>are we talking halloween 6 functionally immortal demon michael? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/30/20 8:22:03 PM #4:	Best thing they can do is impale him with a tractor and shit his trapped body as waste towards the sun. He might not die, but he won't be able to jump from the sun to the Earth from the sun's relentless gravity. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:941498661] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>Best thing they can do is impale him with a tractor and shit his trapped body as waste towards the sun. He might not die, but he won't be able to jump from the sun to the Earth from the sun's relentless gravity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 06/30/20 8:23:03 PM #5:	He is real, hes Canadian, and we love him here. oh, the scary guy. Who knows. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:941498707] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>He is real, hes Canadian, and we love him here. oh, the scary guy. Who knows. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 06/30/20 8:23:17 PM #6:	Vicious_Dios posted... Best thing they can do is impale him with a tractor and shit his trapped body as waste towards the sun. He might not die, but he won't be able to jump from the sun to the Earth from the sun's relentless gravity. have you ever seen a halloween movie? he obviously have teleportation abilities... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:941498715] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>Best thing they can do is impale him with a tractor and shit his trapped body as waste towards the sun. He might not die, but he won't be able to jump from the sun to the Earth from the sun's relentless gravity.</quote>have you ever seen a halloween movie? he obviously have teleportation abilities... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/30/20 8:24:08 PM #7:	Three Austin Powers films, two Wanye's World films, way too many Shreck movies, and So I Married an Axe Murderer. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:941498741] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>Three Austin Powers films, two Wanye's World films, way too many Shreck movies, and So I Married an Axe Murderer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 06/30/20 8:24:26 PM #8:	Freeze him in a block of ice. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:941498757] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>Freeze him in a block of ice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EricDraven 06/30/20 8:25:13 PM #9:	They would protest him and try to sue him. --- It can't rain all the time. :p <cite>EricDraven posted [p:941498785] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>They would protest him and try to sue him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/30/20 8:27:44 PM #10:	monkmith posted... have you ever seen a halloween movie? he obviously have teleportation abilities... I haven't, to be honest. Edit: I read that as Space Halloween movie. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:941498883] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>have you ever seen a halloween movie? he obviously have teleportation abilities...</quote> I haven't, to be honest. Edit: I read that as Space Halloween movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 06/30/20 8:28:22 PM #11:	Vicious_Dios posted... I haven't, to be honest. ...i'm tagging you for this... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:941498910] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>I haven't, to be honest.</quote>...i'm tagging you for this... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/30/20 8:29:13 PM #12:	monkmith posted... ...i'm tagging you for this... lol I already edited my post. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:941498940] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>...i'm tagging you for this...</quote> lol I already edited my post. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 06/30/20 8:29:46 PM #13:	Vicious_Dios posted... I already edited my post. dont care, cant delete the tag, gonna judge you forever... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:941498960] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>I already edited my post.</quote>dont care, cant delete the tag, gonna judge you forever... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/30/20 8:30:34 PM #14:	monkmith posted... dont care, cant delete the tag, gonna judge you forever... lmao, fuck. Fair enough. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:941498992] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>dont care, cant delete the tag, gonna judge you forever...</quote> lmao, fuck. Fair enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/30/20 8:33:02 PM #15:	He'd be a Senator. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:941499085] in If Michael... [t:78815441]...</cite> <quote>He'd be a Senator. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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