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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 5:53:25 PM
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Brought to you by a veteran of the craft beer industry

1. Lambic
2. Lagers
3. Farmhouse Ales
4. Cream ales
5. Everything else
6. Dog turds
7. Pastry stouts, NEIPAs, and kettle sours

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BudDupree48
06/29/20 5:56:11 PM
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Lambic?
Farmhouse?

Also did you really put stouts on the last tier?


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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 5:56:45 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
Lambic?
Farmhouse?

Also did you really put stouts on the last tier?
Pastry stouts, yea
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BudDupree48
06/29/20 5:57:06 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
Pastry stouts, yea

Oh. Gotcha

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AlephZero
06/29/20 5:57:16 PM
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bud light #1

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PatrickMahomes
06/29/20 5:59:11 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
7. Pastry stouts, NEIPAs, and kettle sours
oh this is a bait topic, nvm

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BudDupree48
06/29/20 6:00:48 PM
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Explain lambic

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:00:58 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
oh this is a bait topic, nvm
Howso
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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:02:10 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
Explain lambic
Spontaneously fermented ale made only in the Zenne River Valley and can only be brewed certain times of the year. Aged in oak for a minimum of 6 months up to 4 years, usually blended to make oude geuze
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Questionmarktarius
06/29/20 6:14:00 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
made only in the Zenne River Valley
Geographic Origin laws are the original appropriation whining and protectionism.
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HylianFox
06/29/20 6:15:15 PM
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somehow I knew this list would rank piss-water lagers highly

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BudDupree48
06/29/20 6:15:54 PM
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where is the palest of ales

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Questionmarktarius
06/29/20 6:16:19 PM
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HylianFox posted...
somehow I knew this list would rank piss-water lagers highly
Samichlaus is a lager.
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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:22:42 PM
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HylianFox posted...
somehow I knew this list would rank piss-water lagers highly
Pilsners are one of the most difficult styles of beer to properly make
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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:22:59 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Wine coolers for hipsters
No, that would be NEIPAs
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BudDupree48
06/29/20 6:24:08 PM
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Alright well name your favorite beer from each category/tier

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:28:04 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
Alright well name your favorite beer from each category/tier
1. Geuzestekerij de Oude Cam Wilde Bosbessen
2. Rothaus Pils Tannen Zapfle
3. Jester King Le Petit Prince
4. Blackberry Farm Brewery Tennessee Cream Ale
7. Uh Heady Topper I guess
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Guide
06/29/20 6:28:55 PM
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I had a dessert oatmeal stout, and it was bizarre. Like, it wasn't just oats - you could taste every detail of a raisin cinnamon oatmeal cookie.

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MabusIncarnate
06/29/20 6:29:04 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
1. Geuzestekerij de Oude Cam Wilde Bosbessen
2. Rothaus Pils Tannen Zapfle
3. Jester King Le Petit Prince
4. Blackberry Farm Brewery Tennessee Cream Ale
7. Uh Heady Topper I guess
Bro you're so fancy

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:29:31 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Bro you're so fancy
Im real fancy drinking from my Yazoo glassware rn
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BudDupree48
06/29/20 6:30:09 PM
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I have not heard of any of those lol

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Gakk86
06/29/20 6:34:04 PM
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Deppelbocks and Belgian Trippels are god tier. Good Pilsners are second. IPAs are third because some of them are fucking atrocious and are brewed by people that need a kick to the bumhole. Cream ales are pretty good, though. I'm drinking a Jelly Donut one right now. I pulled the trigger on the 6er because it explicitly said it didn't contain donuts.

Ooh ooh Lambics are good, too. There's a Brewery a little north of Pittsburgh in Meadville that makes one called Voodoo Love Child that is fucking incredible. I have a case on order, hopefully my place can come through (I live in PA so getting stuff is harder than in any other state than Utah).

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BudDupree48
06/29/20 6:36:39 PM
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Name of donut one?

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Gakk86
06/29/20 6:39:00 PM
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Super Duper Jelly from Ellicottville Brewery. It's super sweet for a beer but not so much that it's bad. I like it, although I'll probably never see it again after the 6er, that's how my local beer store that orders craft stuff operates. Different shit every time, you can order a case sometimes if you really like it.

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:42:24 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
Super Duper Jelly from Ellicottville Brewery. It's super sweet for a beer but not so much that it's bad. I like it, although I'll probably never see it again after the 6er, that's how my local beer store that orders craft stuff operates. Different shit every time, you can order a case sometimes if you really like it.
Beers like that make me mad.

Comparing that beer to BJCP guidelines it's basically not a cream ale
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K181
06/29/20 6:42:35 PM
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Top tier: hefeweizens, witbiers, and the like.

Garbage tier: IPAs, sours

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BudDupree48
06/29/20 6:43:54 PM
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you guys and girls opinions on beer all suck

OudeGeuze posted...
BJCP guidelines

Lmao

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inloveanddeath0
06/29/20 6:45:22 PM
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Save money and just buy vodka

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Gakk86
06/29/20 6:45:43 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
Beers like that make me mad.

Comparing that beer to BJCP guidelines it's basically not a cream ale
There's only one beer guideline that matters, outside of that who cares. Reinheitsbegot

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:48:17 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
There's only one beer guideline that matters, outside of that who cares. Reinheitsbegot or it doesn't matter.
You mean the tax law so the church could regulate beer and make money from it
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Gakk86
06/29/20 6:51:21 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
You mean the tax law so the church could regulate beer and make money from it
Yuuup. Most of the best beer originally came from churches, after all. The monks can't jerk it if they're too drunk to get hard.

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:54:27 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
Yuuup. Most of the best beer originally came from churches, after all. The monks can't jerk it if they're too drunk to get hard.
That's why they make low abv patersbiers
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Gakk86
06/29/20 6:56:54 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
That's why they make low abv patersbiers
Have you ever even had a Belgian Trippel Ale or a Trappist Ale?

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 6:59:52 PM
#36:


Gakk86 posted...
Have you ever even had a Belgian Trippel Ale or a Trappist Ale?
Yup, I bootleg Westys through customs few times a year
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MabusIncarnate
06/29/20 7:14:59 PM
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I was inspired to try something new and kind of expensive outside my norm, so I just went to the store and picked this stuff up, Dilirium Tremens. Thoughts TC?



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legendary_zell
06/29/20 7:16:56 PM
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Stouts, porters, and (good) Ambers in the top tier

Really good IPAs in the middle tier

Bad IPAs at bottom tier

Sours in war crime tier


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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 7:20:46 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I was inspired to try something new and kind of expensive outside my norm, so I just went to the store and picked this stuff up, Dilirium Tremens. Thoughts TC?

Phenomenal beer. One of the best Hyughe offers
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Antifar
06/29/20 7:22:51 PM
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Stouts and bocks are my shit
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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 7:24:16 PM
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Antifar posted...
Stouts and bocks are my shit
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MabusIncarnate
06/29/20 7:25:19 PM
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Cool, i'll check in later when I crack it open. It was $14.99 but about the size of a standard wine bottle and 8.5 ABV so it should be a good start to the night.

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TreyFlowers
06/29/20 7:26:44 PM
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German hefeweizen > all

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ElatedVenusaur
06/29/20 7:31:27 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I was inspired to try something new and kind of expensive outside my norm, so I just went to the store and picked this stuff up, Dilirium Tremens. Thoughts TC?

That's really good stuff. You would be hard-pressed to find a better Belgian ale.

I am a stout man, myself. Though I do like porters, bocks, belgian ales(especially quadrupels), sours, and wheat beers.
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EnragedSlith
06/29/20 7:37:36 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
Pilsners are one of the most difficult styles of beer to properly make

Can always tell a good brewery by the quality of their pilsner. Nowhere to hide.

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 7:43:59 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Can always tell a good brewery by the quality of their pilsner. Nowhere to hide.
Exactly. Anyone can load puree and lactose into a shit beer and call it a slushier to hide that it's shit. Looking at you, 450 North.
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German hefeweizen > all
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FL81
06/29/20 7:49:57 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
Do love me some Vitus
Topic saved, good taste

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TreyFlowers
06/29/20 7:55:42 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
Do love me some Vitus

Fuck yeah.

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ZMythos
06/29/20 8:00:39 PM
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I'm not picky about my beer.

I'll drink Miller Lite casually. I'll try other beers. New Glarus's Spotted Cow is solid.

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OudeGeuze
06/29/20 8:24:34 PM
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ZMythos posted...
I'm not picky about my beer.

I'll drink Miller Lite casually. I'll try other beers. New Glarus's Spotted Cow is solid.
Spotted Cow fucking rules
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