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the0rebirth
06/18/20 5:12:10 AM
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How frequently do you guys whack the weasel?




Academic curiosity, of course.

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im not 13
06/18/20 5:26:22 AM
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MT_TRAEH
06/18/20 5:29:30 AM
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recently, once or twice a week

and i've had my release skyrocket a bunch of times

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Smackems
06/18/20 5:29:57 AM
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What's that

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Parappa09
06/18/20 5:31:45 AM
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as a 27 year old who has regular sex once every other day

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solosnake
06/18/20 5:33:19 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjuorHVXgHw

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solosnake
06/18/20 5:35:15 AM
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no multiple times a day option?

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the0rebirth
06/18/20 5:47:20 AM
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solosnake posted...
no multiple times a day option?

that would be option 3 (at least once a day; 7+ a week)

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RetsuZaiZen
06/18/20 5:50:12 AM
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It's been a couple of months

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solosnake
06/18/20 5:51:32 AM
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the0rebirth posted...
that would be option 3 (at least once a day; 7+ a week)
yeah, but thats combined with all the people who just do it once a day before they sleep

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Funkydog
06/18/20 1:13:04 PM
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Whenever I post on CE.

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the0rebirth
06/18/20 1:19:41 PM
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solosnake posted...
yeah, but thats combined with all the people who just do it once a day before they sleep

Yes, which just means they do the bare minimum for option 3 (7 times a week). Are you suggesting I should have incldued some sort of chronic masturbation option (3-5 times daily/20+ times a week)?

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BudDupree48
06/18/20 1:20:44 PM
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option 3

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ScazarMeltex
06/18/20 1:21:45 PM
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Goddamn, who has time to jerk off once a day? Even when I was a teen I didn't do it that much. I mean more power to you if you can, I just don't see it being practical.

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Sexypwnstar
06/18/20 1:24:18 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Goddamn, who has time to jerk off once a day? Even when I was a teen I didn't do it that much. I mean more power to you if you can, I just don't see it being practical.

Jerking off can be as little as 2 mins to 1 hour

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vigorm0rtis
06/18/20 1:25:39 PM
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Depends on my social calendar.

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p-m
06/18/20 1:27:56 PM
#18:


It's been a year since my last time.

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the0rebirth
06/18/20 2:00:09 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Goddamn, who has time to jerk off once a day? Even when I was a teen I didn't do it that much. I mean more power to you if you can, I just don't see it being practical.

It's actually pretty easy if you just do it before bed. As someone who often struggles to fall asleep, I find that it's pretty damn reliable for getting a full night's rest, and only takes about 15 minutes (depending on how much time I spend searching for a video).

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LordFarquad1312
06/18/20 2:00:36 PM
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24/7

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1NfamousACE_2
06/18/20 2:01:08 PM
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Right now

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Saxon
06/18/20 2:04:50 PM
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Cheese_Crackers
06/18/20 2:10:24 PM
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Usually every other day, sometimes longer. I used to every day, or even multiple times a day, but for whatever reason my sex drive has gone down a lot this year (26 YO).

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Austin_Era_II
06/18/20 2:11:24 PM
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I don't because it goes against my religion.

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Byakuren
06/18/20 2:23:47 PM
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Before going to bed

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Demon1050
06/18/20 3:01:35 PM
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Cheese_Crackers posted...
Usually every other day, sometimes longer. I used to every day, or even multiple times a day, but for whatever reason my sex drive has gone down a lot this year (26 YO).


I'm 31 and trust me it's going to keep getting lower. Don't worry though, that doesn't mean it's any less enjoyable or that you lose any punch in performance. It's nice not thinking about girls and sex constantly. You're not as edgy/anxious/frisky during the times you don't get sex which is really nice. Makes you feel like a bold confident mature man secure in himself even when alone.
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/18/20 3:09:01 PM
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I love the ladies, I aint about touching a dick

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spanky1
06/18/20 3:12:34 PM
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the0rebirth
06/18/20 3:36:42 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Twice a day, and I'm in my mid 30s

You live up to your name, fine sir!

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Scotty_Rogers
06/18/20 3:38:52 PM
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Cheese_Crackers
06/18/20 3:58:07 PM
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Demon1050 posted...
I'm 31 and trust me it's going to keep getting lower. Don't worry though, that doesn't mean it's any less enjoyable or that you lose any punch in performance. It's nice not thinking about girls and sex constantly. You're not as edgy/anxious/frisky during the times you don't get sex which is really nice. Makes you feel like a bold confident mature man secure in himself even when alone.
Yeah, sounds kind of nice honestly. Now I find it really odd when guys talk about sex and girls all the time.

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Saxon
06/18/20 6:05:23 PM
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Go without 30 days and you'll be amazed at your level of productiveness and stamina.

Don't worry about your blue balls. LOL
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CasualGuy
06/18/20 6:06:49 PM
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When I'm busy - maybe once or twice

Not busy - 5 or 6 times

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Saxon
06/18/20 6:10:08 PM
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They say it helps your prostate later in life if you were a boy who played with yourself constantly when you were bored.

I guess we'll find out in the future when the millennial men over 50 have less cases of prostate cancer than previous generations.
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Wii_Shaker
06/18/20 6:12:23 PM
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I used to be at 2-5 times a night but since I've been incorporating it into spiritual/magic ritual I'm down to just once.

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bigtiggie23
06/18/20 6:16:11 PM
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I try to once a day, usually before work. Sometimes two times on my days off.
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the0rebirth
06/19/20 2:24:15 PM
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The results are about what I expected.

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Politics
06/19/20 2:30:39 PM
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A lot of times twice a day. If I can get one before work that is awesome.

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ForsakenHermit
06/19/20 2:33:23 PM
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Daily

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treewojima
06/19/20 2:35:08 PM
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I've jacked it twice since opening this topic
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the0rebirth
06/19/20 2:55:38 PM
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treewojima posted...
I've jacked it twice since opening this topic

For real?

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Phantom_Nook
06/19/20 2:56:56 PM
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depends on how I'm feeling. sometimes I can go days without doing it, other times I'll need to do it once a day for a few days in a row.

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Lairen
06/19/20 2:57:08 PM
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At 33, once a day, regardless if i fucked my wife or not that day.

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bigtiggie23
06/19/20 6:17:28 PM
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Reminds me of an old joke I read once:

"There once was a very competitive guy in a circle jerk, he came in 1st and 3rd."
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weeb98
06/19/20 6:21:46 PM
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at least twice a day
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Irony
06/19/20 6:22:06 PM
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3 times a day

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SamsungGearS2
06/19/20 6:23:40 PM
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every chance I get

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Touch
06/19/20 6:23:50 PM
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1-2 times a day

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