Poll of the Day > If aliens were to invade and go to an arcade

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TheWorstPoster
06/08/20 5:40:53 PM
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They would think that we are actively trying to simulate war scenarios hellbent on destroying them all for no good reason, and also that when we die, our ghosts get chased by a disembodied mouth in a giant maze, wanting to devour it for all eternity. They would then destroy the planet to prevent them from being exterminated in a future war.

We need to close every last arcade remnant down to save humanity.
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Locke90
06/08/20 5:50:51 PM
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or maybe they would understand because in all likelihood they too have their versions of those games.


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DrYuya
06/08/20 5:56:36 PM
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They would think we have strange tribal rituals indeed ... putting our feet on arrow squares in time to the sound of an oriental 12 year old girl making strange fast paced noises

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SKARDAVNELNATE
06/08/20 5:57:37 PM
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You're assuming their eyes work the same way as yours. The electomagnetic baground noise of the display device might make it look like a blurry haze to them.

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Action53
06/08/20 6:00:22 PM
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Arcades nowadays are nothing but skeeball, claw machines and other redemption crap

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