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Antifar
05/31/20 10:25:00 PM
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https://twitter.com/HaydenWDRB/status/1267262052294447105

Lmao who is buying this?
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Machete
05/31/20 10:30:44 PM
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Those weren't protesters. Those were donald trump supporters trying selflessly to kill any corona virus germs in the area...

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Questionmarktarius
05/31/20 10:33:56 PM
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Is that even possible without immediately stalling the blower or just making a huge mess all over the guy holding it?
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Shadow Don
05/31/20 10:35:02 PM
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They were just trying to spread out some coronavirus treatment as per Trump

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CanuckCowboy
05/31/20 10:36:03 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Is that even possible without immediately stalling the blower or just making a huge mess all over the guy holding it?

How do you even load a leaf blower?

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SH_expert44
05/31/20 10:36:14 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Is that even possible without immediately stalling the blower or just making a huge mess all over the guy holding it?
yeah if you cut a hole near the end of the blower tube and pour it in from there.

Seems super impractical compared to just using a super soaker, but its possible.

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KiwiTerraRizing
05/31/20 10:37:07 PM
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That was made up by somebody who never used a leaf blower.

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TheOtherMike
05/31/20 10:37:12 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Is that even possible without immediately stalling the blower or just making a huge mess all over the guy holding it?

No
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stone
05/31/20 10:37:28 PM
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SH_expert44 posted...
yeah if you cut a hole near the end of the blower tube and pour it in from there.

Seems super impractical compared to just using a super soaker, but its possible.
Or a pressure washer, or anything designed to hold/shoot liquids, really.

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Questionmarktarius
05/31/20 10:38:32 PM
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SH_expert44 posted...
yeah if you cut a hole near the end of the blower tube and pour it in from there.
Okay, venturi effect could work, I guess.
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Delirious_Beard
05/31/20 10:40:22 PM
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man these people are using the time sweeper from Blinx to reverse age cops back to the stone age absolutely disgusting

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ThunderTrain
05/31/20 10:41:16 PM
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Protesters trying to protect the cops from Coronavirus using Trump's advice. What's the problem?

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Bio1590
05/31/20 10:43:11 PM
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stone posted...

Or a pressure washer, or anything designed to hold/shoot liquids, really.

I've never seen a pressure washer that didn't need to be connected to a water line >_>
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Questionmarktarius
05/31/20 10:46:13 PM
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why not...


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Antifar
05/31/20 10:46:42 PM
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Semi-related, in that it also seems like something only an idiot would come up with:
https://twitter.com/1007MountainDr/status/1267233084375695360
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stone
05/31/20 10:47:08 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
I've never seen a pressure washer that didn't need to be connected to a water line >_>
Yeah I didn't think that one through :p
Spray bottles then.

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SH_expert44
05/31/20 10:47:45 PM
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Antifar posted...
Semi-related, in that it also seems like something only an idiot would come up with:
https://twitter.com/1007MountainDr/status/1267233084375695360
Put the bees in the leaf blower to create a Bee-blower.

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stone
05/31/20 10:48:15 PM
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Antifar posted...
Semi-related, in that it also seems like something only an idiot would come up with:
https://twitter.com/1007MountainDr/status/1267233084375695360
Bees are too valuable for him to actually release them though. But still, great idea

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Shotgunnova
05/31/20 10:52:56 PM
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Ahh yes, the "calm everyone down with bees" gambit. Very risky.

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stone
05/31/20 10:54:21 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Ahh yes, the "calm everyone down with bees" gambit. Very risky.
Crates full of murder hornets would have been more effective.

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WetboyGoHard
05/31/20 11:00:46 PM
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He should be charged with being a fucking idiot.
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Antifar
06/01/20 7:05:14 AM
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Happy_Tristesse
06/01/20 7:08:24 AM
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bkkorps
06/01/20 7:18:28 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Ahh yes, the "calm everyone down with bees" gambit. Very risky.

The great American documentary Thomas Son showed that bees are a natural enemy of police officers.

https://youtu.be/mUR14_ry1Zo?t=20

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Malfunction
06/01/20 7:19:58 AM
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Genuinely cracking up at the idea of an army of registered antifa members marching down the street, leaf blowers in tow
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