Current Events > If the MCU Avengers were real, how would they respond to these protests?

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UnfairRepresent
05/30/20 7:07:52 PM
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I used the MCU ones because I think most of CE is familar with them and there's like 670 different comic versions.

With the exception of Captain Marvel who doesn't give a fuck because she's off in space making breakfast for people in Andromeda or something. Assume all of the MCU Avengers are alive and Trump has assembled them to sort out the protesters.

How do you think they would react? What do you think they would do?

I think Captain America would side with the law enforement. War Machine, Bullseye, Falcon and Black Widow would do as they are told and stomp out the protesters.

But I think wildcards like Spiderman, Wanda, Quicksilver, Thor, Ant-man would take issue with it.

I'm not sure how Tony and Bruce Banner would react either. I can't see them picking sides.
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Irony
05/30/20 7:08:15 PM
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Some kind of lightning hammer

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AlabamaLove
05/30/20 7:09:13 PM
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Where's Black Panther in all this hmmm?

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Turbam
05/30/20 7:09:38 PM
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They probably wouldn't respond to protesters

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Irony
05/30/20 7:09:39 PM
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AlabamaLove posted...
Where's Black Panther in all this hmmm?
Wakanda

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LightningAce11
05/30/20 7:09:51 PM
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They wouldn't.

They've only dealt with extra terrestrial or otherworldy threats in the films.

Individually they've gone after their own villains.

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CreepySmile
05/30/20 7:09:57 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Trump has assembled them to sort out the protesters
that goes against what they'd do
the entire point of them is they don't bow to a government


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UnfairRepresent
05/30/20 7:10:32 PM
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AlabamaLove posted...
Where's Black Panther in all this hmmm?

Wakanda. I don't think he would care about protesters in America but I guess he would help stop the protesters if he was requested too.
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CreepySmile
05/30/20 7:11:02 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Wakanda. I don't think he would care about protesters in America but I guess he would help stop the protesters if he was requested too.
again the avengers, even though Black Panther isn't one in the movies, do not obey the government

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Wii_Shaker
05/30/20 7:12:25 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIaN2vSHQno

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DeadSite
05/30/20 7:13:49 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


I think Captain America would side with the law enforement. War Machine, Bullseye, Falcon and Black Widow would do as they are told and stomp out the protesters.
This guy doesn't even know Hawkeye's name let alone the heroes's values lmao

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CreepySmile
05/30/20 7:15:10 PM
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DeadSite posted...
This guy doesn't even know Hawkeye's name let alone the heroes's values lmao
it's one of the thigns he does to try to troll, put in a a villain into heroe teams then goes "lol whatever it's all the same"


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UnfairRepresent
05/30/20 7:15:20 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIaN2vSHQno

That's DC dude

No one talks about them because they are less interesting
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kuwab0
05/30/20 7:15:36 PM
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Captain America would not side with the Law Enforcement

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boxington
05/30/20 7:15:46 PM
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I could see Captain America siding with the protestors, but dissuading/stopping them from causing damage

idk about the others

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CreepySmile
05/30/20 7:17:17 PM
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the truth is that they wouldn't do anything
they don't handle low level threats or obey the government
but UR knows this
why he made this topic to troll is beyond my understanding


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Proto_Spark
05/30/20 7:18:49 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I think Captain America would side with the law enforement. War Machine, Bullseye, Falcon and Black Widow would do as they are told and stomp out the protesters.

I think Cap would figure out why the protests were happening, and then try to find a peaceful solution to help reduce tensions. There's no way he would join with law enforcement in an issue like this. Especially in an issue where he has to stomp out civilian dissent.

War Machine would probably be busy doing like US army stuff and not much care, and Falcon and Black Widow would probably just follow along with Cap. Falcon would definitely not side with law enforcement on this one, but would probably be willing to join Cap in making things more peaceful.

Bullseye is a villain so he'd probably be stealing stuff and rioting.
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UnfairRepresent
05/30/20 7:25:24 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...

I think Cap would figure out why the protests were happening, and then try to find a peaceful solution to help reduce tensions. There's no way he would join with law enforcement in an issue like this. Especially in an issue where he has to stomp out civilian dissent.


Waht makes you say that? Dude is a WW2 era conservative, he doesn't even like bad language but he would support the guys setting fire to American property?

He'd be all like "Injustice is wrong but we must take action to safeguard democracy!"

Proto_Spark posted...

War Machine would probably be busy doing like US army stuff and not much care, and Falcon and Black Widow would probably just follow along with Cap. Falcon would definitely not side with law enforcement on this one, but would probably be willing to join Cap in making things more peaceful.


I don't get why you think they would all hate law enforcement despite working for them doing illegal shit for years..

I mean the stuff Shield was doing made the Patriot Act look like a joke and sure it turned out to be Nazis but they didn't know that and went along with it their entire lives.

Widow signed the accords, I think War Machine did too

Bullseye is a villain so he'd probably be stealing stuff and rioting.


*sigh*
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CreepySmile
05/30/20 7:26:22 PM
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It's definitely showing the real truth here
I wonder why people still fall for it?

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E32005
05/30/20 7:31:10 PM
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i dont think they'd get involved

they stop bigger shit

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AlabamaLove
05/31/20 12:52:50 AM
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Black Panther should be in Oakland a decent amount, tho

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EnterTheTekken
05/31/20 12:59:00 AM
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Would be interesting to see what Frank Castle's response would be.

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PokemonYoutube
05/31/20 1:03:31 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
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Unsugarized_Foo
05/31/20 1:04:22 AM
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Tony invents robot police, everyone is happy, until they turn on the population.

This makes Tony seem like he did it on purpose, but it wasn't him.

The other heroes team up to find him, and after a bunch of wild goose chases, they find him.

A fight ensues. Tony immobilizes a large portion of the heroes, but the strong ones remain. He knows his time is growing thin and his freedom will vanish of he's caught.

Or so the villan thinks.

Tony is captured, but through the power of trust and friendship, he is absolved and the true villian immerges.

Then the second movie happens

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boxington
05/31/20 1:05:26 AM
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EnterTheTekken posted...
Would be interesting to see what Frank Castle's response would be.
idk if he'd do anything against the protesters, but he'd likely step in if he saw a mob of people attacking someone, for example

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DifferentialEquation
05/31/20 1:05:35 AM
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EnterTheTekken posted...
Would be interesting to see what Frank Castle's response would be.

He'd probably just use the pandemonium as an opportunity to take out some targets that the'd been planning to for a while.

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spanky1
05/31/20 1:07:22 AM
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Just look at the Cival War teams and that's how they would respond.

Captain America is team rioters, Iron Man is team police
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Ricemills
05/31/20 4:07:23 AM
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CreepySmile posted...
that goes against what they'd do
the entire point of them is they don't bow to a government

this is the premise of MCU civil war.

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Ricemills
05/31/20 4:09:23 AM
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EnterTheTekken posted...
Would be interesting to see what Frank Castle's response would be.

he will kill the responsible cop and the murdering rioters, but he won't stop the riot.
he only punish, not protect or serve.

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au_gold
05/31/20 4:10:59 AM
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Captain Marvel would save the world. Its as simple as that.

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WarfireX
05/31/20 4:16:34 AM
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Bullseye is a serial killer, so he would probably be enjoying this.

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Blue_Target
05/31/20 4:30:20 AM
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This will be much closer to the first Civil War arc in the comics. Iron Man and Shield would be the police. Captain America and the Xmen are the protestors. Spiderman was originally for cops but realized that they are very wrong half way through.

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Caroniver
05/31/20 4:38:46 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I think Captain America would side with the law enforement. Falcon would do as he is told and stomp out the protesters.
Did you watch The Winter Soldier? Or Civil War? These characters fought for their country because they believed in what was right. Whenever they were shown that the people they were fighting for were corrupt or downright evil, they turned their backs and did what society deemed to be wrong. Cap and Falcon would recognize that the protesters are fighting for their rights and their is no way in hell they would even think about stopping them. Arguably, after Civil War, War Machine falls into the same category.
Black Widow is a government spy trained to do whatever she's ordered to do, but she was trying to escape that and make amends.

Spider-Man would probably do his best to stay out of it.

Ant-Man would join the looting.

Wanda and Pietro haven't gotten enough character development in the movies, especially since Pietro died in his first movie.

Why the hell do you think Thor would care about some pithy Earthly squabble?

idk about Banner. If he Hulks out, everyone's running from him and buildings are getting destroyed. (assuming this is pre-Endgame)

Tony sided with authority in Civil War, but I think he learned his lesson about that by Infinity War.

Why the hell would you include Bullseye? He's from the (non-Disney Plus) TV shows, which aren't canon to the MCU anymore, despite the original plans.

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pegusus123456
05/31/20 4:44:20 AM
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Basically the entire Cap squad would join in the protest while preventing any violence from breaking out. As for the others:

  • Bruce would avoid them to avoid triggering the Hulk. He joins in as Endgame Hulk.
  • War Machine's role in the military might motivate him not to get personally involved, but he'd probably tweet out a statement in support.
  • Thor would have the spirit, but it'd probably be for the best if he stayed home.
  • Spider-Man wouldn't go as Peter, but he'd be doing work as Spider-Man to prevent violence.
  • Iron Man just isn't one I see getting personally involved, but he'd throw money around.
  • T'challa obviously wouldn't get involved, but he'd most definitely make an official statement.

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Darmik
05/31/20 4:44:28 AM
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They live in an ideal world with clearly defined morals where it's easy to know who is good and bad.

In their reality the police who kill minorities would be controlled by Hydra or some shit.

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pegusus123456
05/31/20 4:46:21 AM
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Darmik posted...
They live in an ideal world with clearly defined morals where it's easy to know who is good and bad.
As opposed to this one where a cop slowly suffocating a man to death is sort of a morally grey issue.

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Darmik
05/31/20 4:52:43 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
As opposed to this one where a cop slowly suffocating a man to death is sort of a morally grey issue.

Yeah for no reason. Because he's a racist shit heel.

There's no greater purpose to it. No master plan for the Avengers to figure out. People are just shit.

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pegusus123456
05/31/20 4:53:55 AM
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Ah, I get what you're saying now.

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Guns_of_Verdun
06/01/20 8:21:47 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
As opposed to this one where a cop slowly suffocating a man to death is sort of a morally grey issue.
He means bad guys in the MCU are evil villains with a plan

That cop wasn't a mastermind behind evil robots trying to take over the world being stopped by supsiciously attractive people in flashy outfits

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RchHomieQuanChi
06/01/20 8:50:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


I think Captain America would side with the law enforement. War Machine, Bullseye, Falcon and Black Widow would do as they are told and stomp out the protesters.

If you believe this, then you do not know Captain America.

He'd be marching right alongside the peaceful protestors.

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MaxEffingBemis
06/01/20 8:53:16 AM
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Tc clearly did not read the civil war arc huh

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UnfairRepresent
06/02/20 9:13:17 AM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Tc clearly did not read the civil war arc huh

I said MCU dude
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