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CyricZ
05/30/20 8:58:14 AM
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Maze_
05/30/20 9:00:44 AM
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He missed his chance to literally say "Release the hounds!"

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_Rinku_
05/30/20 9:00:44 AM
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It's frightening that so many people support this bloodthirsty moron.
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NinjaBreakfast
05/30/20 9:01:43 AM
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Reads like his own personal fantasy

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BathroomWater
05/30/20 9:03:12 AM
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TroutPaste
05/30/20 9:03:46 AM
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Vicious_Dios
05/30/20 9:04:04 AM
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Based Secret Service. They handled that shit.

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MacDaMurderer
05/30/20 9:04:24 AM
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What a weirdo.


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Antifar
05/30/20 9:06:03 AM
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https://youtu.be/61pqMZr1ps0?t=57

Nah it's cool lol
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DeadBankerDream
05/30/20 9:07:00 AM
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The president: The secret service were not only professional. They were also very cool.
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ledbowman
05/30/20 9:11:49 AM
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Lmfao holy shit

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Kavatar
05/30/20 9:13:04 AM
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He fucking gets off on it.

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Ranlom
05/30/20 9:20:15 AM
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most ominous weapons

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Turbam
05/30/20 9:31:59 AM
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Very cool

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Zikten
05/30/20 9:33:59 AM
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I dont believe he wasn't scared. I bet he was worried the masses might overwhelm the guards. They did outnumber them.
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au_gold
05/30/20 9:35:39 AM
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Hes literally goading rioters into storming the White House. Smart move.

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pinky0926
05/30/20 9:36:28 AM
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What an absolute c***

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BathroomWater
05/30/20 9:38:00 AM
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Trump right now:

https://youtu.be/INku9ebtdAo

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ledbowman
05/30/20 9:38:46 AM
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ThePusher
05/30/20 9:53:13 AM
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BathroomWater posted...
Trump right now:

https://youtu.be/INku9ebtdAo
so true
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__aCEr__
05/30/20 10:23:25 AM
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"Let them eat McDonalds."

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PickleRick2017
05/30/20 10:25:03 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Based Secret Service. They handled that shit.

What is the spoiler for?
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Doom_Art
05/30/20 10:28:09 AM
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It's actually quite creepy lol

It reads like he's getting some sort of psuedo-sexual thrill out of imagining stuff like this

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NinjaWarrior455
05/30/20 10:28:47 AM
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ledbowman posted...
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1266724553620930561?s=19
There's something wrong with this dude

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SiO4
05/30/20 10:34:38 AM
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__aCEr__ posted...
"Let them eat McDonalds."


I see what you did there. Bravo.
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-Unowninator-
05/30/20 10:35:48 AM
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M_Live posted...
Why isn't everyone outraged that he's advocating the killing of US citizens

I am.
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LumaRosalina
05/30/20 10:37:47 AM
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It honestly astounds me how this asshat has the magical ability to always choose the exact worst thing to say in any situation.
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GiftedACIII
05/30/20 11:00:27 AM
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Ranlom posted...
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Christian RULES
05/30/20 11:07:52 AM
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Can you imagine if Trump hired The Shield to lead the Secret Service? The protestors would be shaking in their boots. Belee dat babygirl. OOOOWWWAAAHHHHH



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CE_gonna_CE
05/30/20 11:09:17 AM
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But Trump single handedly saves babies from evil? Surely he can handle protesters?



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BathroomWater
05/30/20 11:13:52 AM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
But Trump single handedly saves babies from evil? Surely he can handle protesters?

pic.jpg

It kind of amazes me that people with such minds can create an image like that. Like, not that its a great piece of art, but I couldnt make it.


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ffmasterjose
05/30/20 11:16:40 AM
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Christian RULES posted...
Can you imagine if Trump hired The Shield to lead the Secret Service? The protestors would be shaking in their boots. Belee dat babygirl. OOOOWWWAAAHHHHH


LMA0

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pikachupwnage
05/30/20 11:16:44 AM
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"They put the young ones on the front line sir, they love it and good practice"

Excuse me what the fuck?

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Doom_Art
05/30/20 11:17:16 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
"They put the young ones on the front line sir, they love it and good practice"

Excuse me what the fuck?
I'd bet all the money on me that he made that interaction up

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Propane4Sale
05/30/20 11:20:29 AM
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ledbowman posted...
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1266724553620930561?s=19

WHAT LMFAOOO

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pikachupwnage
05/30/20 11:21:26 AM
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Propane4Sale posted...
WHAT LMFAOOO

So he only tries to makes america great again every saturday or something?

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Propane4Sale
05/30/20 11:22:32 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
So he only tries to makes america great again every saturday or something?

Ikr I thought every night was MAGA NIGHT at the White House

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Parappa09
05/30/20 11:23:32 AM
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Kavatar posted...
He fucking gets off on it.


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Anteaterking
05/30/20 11:24:59 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
I'd bet all the money on me that he made that interaction up

Yeah, like why the fuck would you enjoy standing for hours while people yell at you.

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Panthera
05/30/20 11:27:48 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
I'd bet all the money on me that he made that interaction up

He made up every part aside from the most basic idea that the Secret Service did indeed do their job professionally. Real people don't talk the way the voices in his head tell him they do

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Polycosm
05/30/20 11:28:31 AM
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He sounds scared. Hopefully this will discourage him from refusing to leave if he loses the election... because if that happens, I doubt the next protest will be peaceful.

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Doom_Art
05/30/20 11:31:51 AM
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Polycosm posted...
He sounds scared. Hopefully this will discourage him from refusing to leave if he loses the election... because if that happens, I doubt the next protest will be peaceful.
Let him try.

People are getting sick of this sack of shit. If he doesn't leave he can be dragged out and the mob can have him.

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ThunderTrain
05/30/20 11:34:31 AM
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Trump: Let the people protest!

Also Trump: The secret service will annihilate anyone that tries to protest at the White House.

Sounds like the 2nd amendment people need to march there to stop tyranny. Isn't that why they have guns?

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hockeybub89
05/30/20 11:37:58 AM
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I like how he put protesters in air quotes despite them just protesting.

Also kind of fucked up that we don't immediately remove someone from office when they praise the police for coming down hard on civilians.

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CyricZ
05/30/20 11:55:14 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
I like how he put protesters in air quotes despite them just protesting.
He fully buys into his own lie that all protesters against him are paid off.

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ScazarMeltex
05/30/20 12:02:26 PM
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I want to know what these "ominous weapons" are.

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fan357
05/30/20 12:08:23 PM
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He was ready to release Metal Wolf.

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