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ZTT888returning 05/22/20 10:50:56 AM #1:	Co worker just did this. I heard the fart and knew it sounded bad lol. He didnt want to take his work boots off so he cut out his undies with my pocketknife. Fucking sick man. <cite>ZTT888returning posted [p:939540665] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Co worker just did this. I heard the fart and knew it sounded bad lol. He didnt want to take his work boots off so he cut out his undies with my pocketknife. Fucking sick man. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/22/20 10:52:56 AM #2:	i came close a couple times, it's hard to cut off the stream to then waddle over to the stall sometimes. --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:939540753] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>i came close a couple times, it's hard to cut off the stream to then waddle over to the stall sometimes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 05/22/20 10:53:52 AM #3:	y'know, I don't believe ive accomplished that yet. --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:939540786] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>y'know, I don't believe ive accomplished that yet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 05/22/20 10:54:11 AM #4:	Never trust a fart while peeing. --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:939540805] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Never trust a fart while peeing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 05/22/20 10:57:30 AM #5:	You wear pants at a urinal? --- https://imgur.com/oMugXmg https://imgur.com/nShwM9s https://imgur.com/DUyR2e8 https://imgur.com/bCo6Qbd <cite>KainWind posted [p:939540938] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>You wear pants at a urinal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
judasmaiden15 05/22/20 10:59:27 AM #6:	Did it sound like a duck being strangled? I always lower my pants and underwear so I don't make a mess on accident but it leaves me open to a surprise dildo attack --- http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww334/gbhgirl/Signs/2pzy2p4.jpg http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww334/gbhgirl/29fo9lj.jpg <cite>judasmaiden15 posted [p:939541018] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Did it sound like a duck being strangled? I always lower my pants and underwear so I don't make a mess on accident but it leaves me open to a surprise dildo attack </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrainerNeo_02 05/22/20 11:01:51 AM #7:	Ive never had to shit so much I almost did it on myself. --- 270 days left! <cite>TrainerNeo_02 posted [p:939541112] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Ive never had to shit so much I almost did it on myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZTT888returning 05/22/20 11:12:48 AM #8:	TrainerNeo_02 posted... Ive never had to shit so much I almost did it on myself. Nor do I use a urinal. Gross. As a child above the age of 5 to an adult Ive shit my pants about 12 times. <cite>ZTT888returning posted [p:939541565] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>TrainerNeo_02 posted... </cite> <quote>Ive never had to shit so much I almost did it on myself. Nor do I use a urinal. Gross.</quote> As a child above the age of 5 to an adult Ive shit my pants about 12 times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 05/22/20 11:16:16 AM #9:	I usually take a stall if I gotta let off some steam while pissing. No sense in taking any unnecessary risks. --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:939541711] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>I usually take a stall if I gotta let off some steam while pissing. No sense in taking any unnecessary risks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 05/22/20 11:17:29 AM #10:	My mom shit her pants in a brand new car then returned it because "the seats had stains I didn't notice when I bought it". --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:939541759] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>My mom shit her pants in a brand new car then returned it because "the seats had stains I didn't notice when I bought it". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Secretly 05/22/20 11:17:47 AM #11:	FabIemaster posted... My mom shit her pants in a brand new car then returned it because "the seats had stains I didn't notice when I bought it". LMFAO <cite>Secretly posted [p:939541776] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>FabIemaster posted... </cite> <quote>My mom shit her pants in a brand new car then returned it because "the seats had stains I didn't notice when I bought it".</quote>LMFAO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fhqwhgads 05/22/20 11:18:12 AM #12:	Who has their pants up at a urinal lol --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger <cite>fhqwhgads posted [p:939541789] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Who has their pants up at a urinal lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 05/22/20 11:20:48 AM #13:	Like a little shart, not a full on shit. You just go in a stall and clean yourself up. No biggie. It didn't breach your crack area so it's not even on your underwear. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:939541882] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Like a little shart, not a full on shit. You just go in a stall and clean yourself up. No biggie. It didn't breach your crack area so it's not even on your underwear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 05/22/20 11:23:11 AM #14:	Never happened to me but I know the feeling. I remember being on a run one time in high school and I stopped to pee on a tree and my buddy waited for me. Well, after a while I gave up and was like fuck I have to shit too bad to pee. And he replied, Oh what you cant do that? So apparently not everyone has this issue. --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:939541962] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Never happened to me but I know the feeling. I remember being on a run one time in high school and I stopped to pee on a tree and my buddy waited for me. Well, after a while I gave up and was like fuck I have to shit too bad to pee. And he replied, Oh what you cant do that? So apparently not everyone has this issue. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 05/22/20 11:30:56 AM #15:	Have you ever pissed your pants while shitting at the urinal? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:939542245] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Have you ever pissed your pants while shitting at the urinal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZTT888returning 05/22/20 11:32:13 AM #16:	FabIemaster posted... My mom shit her pants in a brand new car then returned it because "the seats had stains I didn't notice when I bought it". Good god lmao. <cite>ZTT888returning posted [p:939542298] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>FabIemaster posted... </cite> <quote>My mom shit her pants in a brand new car then returned it because "the seats had stains I didn't notice when I bought it". </quote> Good god lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Yahtz09 05/22/20 11:33:42 AM #17:	Never did what TC described but... gunplagirl posted... Have you ever pissed your pants while shitting at the urinal? Happens all too often. --- Arkansas Razorbacks \|\| Oklahoma City Thunder \|\| Cleveland Sports <cite>The_Yahtz09 posted [p:939542378] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Never did what TC described but... gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Have you ever pissed your pants while shitting at the urinal?</quote>Happens all too often. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrainerNeo_02 05/22/20 11:45:43 AM #18:	ZTT888returning posted... As a child above the age of 5 to an adult Ive shit my pants about 12 times. --- 270 days left! <cite>TrainerNeo_02 posted [p:939542882] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>ZTT888returning posted... </cite> <quote>As a child above the age of 5 to an adult Ive shit my pants about 12 times.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 05/22/20 11:47:35 AM #19:	I have not. I assume I will one day when I'm older... but for now I've never given up bowel control by accident. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:939542963] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>I have not. I assume I will one day when I'm older... but for now I've never given up bowel control by accident. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZTT888returning 05/22/20 11:52:51 AM #20:	TrainerNeo_02 posted... The worst was probably two occasions, same outcome. Probably 4th grade then again in 6th. Shit my pants in school. Was too embarrassed to tell the nurse or anyone so I could get new undies or go home so I just sat in it all day. My dad had to peel my underwear off when I got home. Now that I think about it its a miracle no one noticed the smell and said anything. I mean Im sure they smelled it but just assumed I was farting all day. <cite>ZTT888returning posted [p:939543198] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>TrainerNeo_02 posted... </cite> <quote></quote> The worst was probably two occasions, same outcome. Probably 4th grade then again in 6th. Shit my pants in school. Was too embarrassed to tell the nurse or anyone so I could get new undies or go home so I just sat in it all day. My dad had to peel my underwear off when I got home. Now that I think about it its a miracle no one noticed the smell and said anything. I mean Im sure they smelled it but just assumed I was farting all day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 05/22/20 11:54:25 AM #21:	Secretly posted... LMFAO ZTT888returning posted... Good god lmao. Sad part is that it fuckin worked. --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:939543264] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>Secretly posted... </cite> <quote>LMFAO</quote> ZTT888returning posted... </cite> <quote>Good god lmao.</quote> Sad part is that it fuckin worked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 05/22/20 11:54:58 AM #22:	FabIemaster posted... My mom shit her pants in a brand new car then returned it because "the seats had stains I didn't notice when I bought it". --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:939543284] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>FabIemaster posted... </cite> <quote>My mom shit her pants in a brand new car then returned it because "the seats had stains I didn't notice when I bought it".</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrainerNeo_02 05/22/20 12:00:54 PM #23:	ZTT888returning posted... The worst was probably two occasions, same outcome. Probably 4th grade then again in 6th. Shit my pants in school. Was too embarrassed to tell the nurse or anyone so I could get new undies or go home so I just sat in it all day. My dad had to peel my underwear off when I got home. Now that I think about it its a miracle no one noticed the smell and said anything. I mean Im sure they smelled it but just assumed I was farting all day. Why didnt you just go to the bathroom? Also i cant imagine myself EVER doing that. Just imagine HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS IQGDIWBDUNWKS --- 270 days left! <cite>TrainerNeo_02 posted [p:939543588] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>ZTT888returning posted... </cite> <quote>The worst was probably two occasions, same outcome. Probably 4th grade then again in 6th. Shit my pants in school. Was too embarrassed to tell the nurse or anyone so I could get new undies or go home so I just sat in it all day. My dad had to peel my underwear off when I got home. Now that I think about it its a miracle no one noticed the smell and said anything. I mean Im sure they smelled it but just assumed I was farting all day.</quote>Why didnt you just go to the bathroom? Also i cant imagine myself EVER doing that. Just imagine HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS IQGDIWBDUNWKS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZTT888returning 05/22/20 12:03:26 PM #24:	TrainerNeo_02 posted... Why didnt you just go to the bathroom? Also i cant imagine myself EVER doing that. Just imagine HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS IQGDIWBDUNWKS Honestly I dont know why I didnt just shit. I think at that age I was terrified of shitting anywhere but home. And yeah it felt like I was sitting on a tray of brownies all day. <cite>ZTT888returning posted [p:939543686] in Ever shit ... [t:78710343]...</cite> <quote>TrainerNeo_02 posted... </cite> <quote>Why didnt you just go to the bathroom? Also i cant imagine myself EVER doing that. Just imagine HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS IQGDIWBDUNWKS</quote> Honestly I dont know why I didnt just shit. I think at that age I was terrified of shitting anywhere but home. And yeah it felt like I was sitting on a tray of brownies all day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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