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UnfairRepresent 05/15/20 10:09:10 AM #1: |
It's your birthday and you have a present waiting for you from your mother.
You open it up and inside you find a brand new AR-15 with ammo. Alongwith a card wishing you a happy birthday from her. https://i.imgur.com/b4ShjJr.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CreepySmile 05/15/20 10:10:18 AM #2: |
I turn her in for possession of an illegal firearm
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boxington 05/15/20 10:10:20 AM #3: |
ay, a purple gun!
my mom knows me so well. --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 05/15/20 10:10:52 AM #4: |
"Yay, im gonna have a blast at school with my friends!"
welp, now im definitely going to hell... >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gen5_AppleJack 05/15/20 10:11:00 AM #5: |
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Buzz Killjoy 05/15/20 10:12:19 AM #6: |
I'd question my mom's choices of accessories in that particular build.
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JimmyFraska 05/15/20 10:12:52 AM #7: |
I'd be happy to own one
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The_Creep_2020 05/15/20 10:15:51 AM #8: |
I would suspect my mother's secret Soviet sleeper cell had activated.
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Peeonidas 05/15/20 10:16:01 AM #9: |
I'd say thanks but I don't want a gun. Then I'd sell that shit pronto
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UnfairRepresent 05/15/20 10:17:01 AM #10: |
Buzz Killjoy posted...
I'd question my mom's choices of accessories in that particular build. She probably just went for whatever the guy at the shop told her --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 05/15/20 10:17:38 AM #11: |
I wouldn't mind owning one. I wouldn't ever use it, but it would be nice to have around just in case.
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SH_expert44 05/15/20 10:18:37 AM #12: |
Like a real Armalite 15?
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Lairen 05/15/20 10:20:33 AM #13: |
So she spent $500-2k on a gun while i have a daughter and wife?
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ChuckSDeuces 05/15/20 10:21:37 AM #14: |
I'd be happy but at the same time I already own a handgun and that's enough for me
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DevsBro 05/15/20 10:26:40 AM #15: |
Well I was gonna say buy a gun safe and keep it in the garage forever but the one in that pic looks so cool I might have to see if they make gun display cases or something.
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UnfairRepresent 05/15/20 10:28:37 AM #17: |
Lairen posted...
So she spent $500-2k on a gun while i have a daughter and wife? She probably wants you to protect them dude --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SimpleMan 05/15/20 10:45:33 AM #19: |
I give profuse thanks, and then start looking into reloading dies, and fun mods for it.
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Dark_Spiret 05/15/20 11:57:12 AM #20: |
i hug her, say thank you and throw it in the pile.
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UnfairRepresent 05/15/20 12:07:19 PM #21: |
The_Creep_2020 posted...
Full disclosure: My mother is not part of a secret Soviet sleeper cell, well how would you know? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 05/15/20 12:09:49 PM #22: |
Nothing paint or a plastidip can't fix/destroy
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Questionmarktarius 05/15/20 12:12:30 PM #23: |
But I wanted a Mini-14...
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UnfairRepresent 05/15/20 4:19:14 PM #24: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
But I wanted a Mini-14... Look at Dudley Dursley over here Be grateful for what you got dude, it was a present --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeathVelvien 05/15/20 4:21:18 PM #25: |
I'd wonder why my dead mom is getting me something I'm not allowed to have at my apartment complex.
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Cleo_II 05/15/20 4:27:31 PM #26: |
Go to the shooting range and try it out on zombie posters.
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Lordgold666 05/15/20 4:28:54 PM #27: |
boxington posted...
ay, a purple gun! --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zelda_Aran 05/15/20 4:32:34 PM #29: |
Is it the exact AR shown in the picture, or is this one of those scenarios where it's not the exact one in the pic, but you're just using that pic as an example?
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