Current Events > I swipe left on all mothers

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MFBKBass5
05/10/20 3:02:33 PM
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Sorry moms of CE. Even the hot ones, gotta swipe left.

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DrizztLink
05/10/20 3:04:22 PM
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Wii_Shaker
05/10/20 3:06:02 PM
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Not all single moms are looking for a father of their children. Alot of them are just horny and need a proper dickin'.


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MFBKBass5
05/10/20 3:06:47 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not all single moms are looking for a father of their children. Alot of them are just horny and need a proper dickin'.


they can get a proper dickin from those motherfuckers

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Zikten
05/10/20 3:10:57 PM
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your loss
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Hambo the Hog
05/10/20 3:16:42 PM
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Happy Mother's Day.

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Choco
05/10/20 3:17:20 PM
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wait left is reject?

god i keep getting this shit mixed up

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MFBKBass5
05/10/20 3:22:55 PM
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Choco posted...
wait left is reject?

god i keep getting this shit mixed up


cmon dude get with the times maaaaaan!

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MabusIncarnate
05/10/20 3:25:34 PM
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Single mother of two? More like single mother of NOPE!

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Choco
05/10/20 3:38:44 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
cmon dude get with the times maaaaaan!
i guess it's easy to just remember "right means they're right for me" or sth like that

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Zikten
05/10/20 3:45:56 PM
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yea to me when I think about swipe directions, it feels like they should be reversed. I just pretended to swipe both directions and shipping right feels more like a cancel swipe to me. Left feels like a selection
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Choco
05/10/20 3:52:58 PM
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Zikten posted...
yea to me when I think about swipe directions, it feels like they should be reversed. I just pretended to swipe both directions and shipping right feels more like a cancel swipe to me. Left feels like a selection
maybe tinder was developed by left-handed ppl

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Lonestar2000
05/10/20 3:56:09 PM
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This topic reeks of incel.

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MFBKBass5
05/10/20 3:56:26 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
This topic reeks of incel.


nah just of having standards

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Biscotti
05/10/20 3:56:33 PM
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I'm sure they are devastated.

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EffectAndCause
05/10/20 3:57:05 PM
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I don't get it. She's doing all the work with the kid. If anything single moms are a jackpot. You get to have all the good parts of being a dad and none of the bad parts.
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MFBKBass5
05/10/20 3:59:21 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
I don't get it. She's doing all the work with the kid. If anything single moms are a jackpot. You get to have all the good parts of being a dad and none of the bad parts.


but being a dad has no good parts. Your kid, their kid whats the difference? All you did was cum in a pussy

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EffectAndCause
05/10/20 4:00:42 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
but being a dad has no good parts


Clearly you've never had cool ass nieces that are wise beyond their years.
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DanSmithK7
05/10/20 4:01:54 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not all single moms are looking for a father of their children. Alot of them are just horny and need a proper dickin'.

yeah, but even then you will have to plan your life around her changing little Joey's diapers or playground time so you can dick her.

Better just find a girl without kids
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MFBKBass5
05/10/20 4:04:34 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Clearly you've never had cool ass nieces that are wise beyond their years.


nope have no nieces or nephews

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OffTempo
05/10/20 4:13:46 PM
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I can completely understand not wanting to get in a relationship with one. But man single mothers are a fucking riot in bed.

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DirkDiggles
05/10/20 4:22:23 PM
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I'd rather have someone who has been trained than to have a cold fish just lay there.

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SauI_Goodman
05/10/20 4:28:45 PM
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i'm not saying i wouldn't date a mom again although i'd be hesitant. maybe if the dad was dead i'd go for it. but i'm not trying to go through that again with jealous dramatic dads .

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MFBKBass5
05/10/20 11:38:38 PM
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OffTempo posted...
I can completely understand not wanting to get in a relationship with one. But man single mothers are a fucking riot in bed.


hmmmm so a hookup you say? Ive never considered this. How does a single mom even hook up when she has a kid with her tho

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