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smoke_break
04/25/20 5:44:06 PM
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I'm exhausted, felt like my energy left my body with the poop.

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R1masher
04/25/20 5:47:53 PM
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You ever take a poop out of the toilet and throw it at the wall?

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smoke_break
04/25/20 5:52:00 PM
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Sometimes, just depends on the consistency.

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1337toothbrush
04/25/20 6:00:01 PM
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dib153
04/25/20 6:07:19 PM
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You ever taken a shit so big you felt like you should call the cops?

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smoke_break
04/25/20 8:27:06 PM
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dib153 posted...
You ever taken a shit so big you felt like you should call the cops?
A few times. Once I took anti-diarehha medication and oh boy, a week later when those pills wore off...

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Wii_Shaker
04/25/20 8:28:46 PM
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My ex gf was a tiny little thing and she called me into the bathroom one time after taking a poop. She wanted me to look at her poop. It was long and girthy.

The largest dump I ever saw was from a 90 pound girl.

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/25/20 8:35:58 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
My ex gf was a tiny little thing and she called me into the bathroom one time after taking a poop. She wanted me to look at her poop. It was long and girthy.

The largest dump I ever saw was from a 90 pound girl.

Was anal like fucking a smelly Pringles can?

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VanananaHeyHey
04/25/20 8:36:52 PM
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R1masher posted...
You ever take a poop out of the toilet and throw it at the wall?
Don't you hate when you poop in the shower and throw it at the toilet and miss?

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Lairen
04/25/20 8:37:27 PM
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R1masher posted...
You ever take a poop out of the toilet and throw it at the wall?

At the previous poop....

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Keith_Valentine
04/25/20 8:37:51 PM
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Even taken a dump so big you have to flush it twice?
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masticatingman
04/25/20 8:37:55 PM
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Never heard of this being a thing.

I have legitimately had poops that were awkwardly shaped enough that it hurt to sit down for a while after that day.

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Wii_Shaker
04/25/20 8:38:09 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Was anal like fucking a smelly Pringles can?

No she had a tight little butt she just took a massive sumo dump this one time.

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mustachedmystic
04/25/20 8:42:38 PM
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Ever taken a dump so big it clogs the toilet?

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Alteres
04/25/20 8:51:39 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Ever taken a dump so big it clogs the toilet?
Yes, a number of times after surgery when I was on opioids.

Damn things made me constipated as fuck... so every four days...

Especially because they told me to eat 50% more for strength and nutrients or some shit.

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