Current Events > She comes up to you and says ''My bikini fell off while riding waves, help me!''

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ssj3vegeta2
04/25/20 2:41:21 PM
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Zikten
04/25/20 2:41:41 PM
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I'd help her become a mother
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Spellcaster
04/25/20 2:41:59 PM
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Rip in peace vegy

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*steals your goats*
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Damn_Underscore
04/25/20 2:43:34 PM
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"Are you showing anything SBAllen finds naughty? Ok good then, I will help you."
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Shenmue II = best game of all time
Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time
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DirtyPinky
04/25/20 2:43:55 PM
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I'd scream and call the cops on her for sexually assaulting me. If I can't go full dongle at the beach asking for help to pull up my trunks, she shouldn't be able to do this to me.
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AssGender
04/25/20 2:45:04 PM
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DirtyPinky posted...
I'd scream and call the cops on her for sexually assaulting me. If I can't go full dongle at the beach asking for help to pull up my trunks, she shouldn't be able to do this to me.
Topless women are bound to be dangerous.

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Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba.
Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba
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ssj3vegeta2
04/25/20 8:07:40 PM
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ssj3vegeta_
04/27/20 6:56:12 AM
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bknight
04/27/20 6:57:20 AM
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Sea water kills sperm, which is why having bareback sex in the ocean is safe.
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Shotgunnova
04/27/20 7:10:07 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxZNoIeMQ48

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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bkkorps
04/27/20 7:30:37 AM
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AssGender posted...
Topless women are bound to be dangerous.

topless women are objectively not bound.

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Minnesota is like having sex in The Boundary Waters.
****ing close to Canada.
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TheDogfather
04/27/20 7:33:19 AM
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Zikten posted...
I'd help her become a mother


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I need a new signature.
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An_Actual_Chad
04/27/20 7:33:20 AM
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Name?

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Being a Chad is a choice.
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The Rogue Cobra
04/27/20 8:13:33 AM
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Nina Agdal apparently

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