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King_Hellebuyck 04/24/20 4:19:21 PM #1:	So much chaffing what do I do?? Ive been using so much moisturizer but I cant stop jacking --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938016969] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>So much chaffing what do I do?? Ive been using so much moisturizer but I cant stop jacking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crashus 04/24/20 4:19:48 PM #2:	Maybe try jacking on instead of off? --- I use irish spring deodorant <cite>Crashus posted [p:938016988] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Maybe try jacking on instead of off? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 04/24/20 4:20:34 PM #5:	relatable --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938017025] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>relatable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 04/24/20 4:26:42 PM #6:	Poor circumcised guys --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:938017389] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Poor circumcised guys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blastia 04/24/20 4:27:52 PM #7:	i'm gonna start doing it only once a week now. it's gotten to the point where i'm not really doing it for pleasure, just as a stress reliever we'll see how it goes --- https://imgur.com/abZeWiX https://imgur.com/g6lD6hJ <cite>Blastia posted [p:938017447] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>i'm gonna start doing it only once a week now. it's gotten to the point where i'm not really doing it for pleasure, just as a stress reliever we'll see how it goes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 04/24/20 4:27:56 PM #8:	EZ Just get a male sex toy, you puritan. --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:938017450] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>EZ Just get a male sex toy, you puritan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Odoylerules 04/24/20 4:28:25 PM #9:	Crashus posted... Maybe try jacking on instead of off? <cite>Odoylerules posted [p:938017475] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Crashus posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe try jacking on instead of off? </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/24/20 4:29:02 PM #10:	Hasn't your dick been in quarantine for your whole life? Zing! --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:938017497] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Hasn't your dick been in quarantine for your whole life? Zing! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 04/24/20 4:30:41 PM #11:	If I lived alone Id definitely have quarantine dick. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:938017603] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>If I lived alone Id definitely have quarantine dick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 04/24/20 4:31:31 PM #12:	How often are you deeding? --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:938017645] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>How often are you deeding? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 04/24/20 4:36:43 PM #13:	DuranOfForcena posted... vitamin e and neosporin Does that really work? --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938017935] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>DuranOfForcena posted... </cite> <quote>vitamin e and neosporin</quote>Does that really work? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 04/24/20 4:43:02 PM #14:	Crashus posted... Maybe try jacking on instead of off? --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:938018290] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Crashus posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe try jacking on instead of off?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 04/24/20 4:44:40 PM #15:	i try to deed less these days cause i want better dreams ;>_> --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938018374] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>i try to deed less these days cause i want better dreams ;>_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
casio_guy 04/24/20 4:45:14 PM #16:	Use coconut oil or anything water based. Put some moisturizer or hemp oil on it after showering and the skin won't be as dry --- we provide the fireworks, you do the oohs and aahs. <cite>casio_guy posted [p:938018414] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Use coconut oil or anything water based. Put some moisturizer or hemp oil on it after showering and the skin won't be as dry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masticatingman 04/24/20 4:55:05 PM #18:	Dont edge if youre jacking it that much. Just get it done and over with. --- Raised on VHS, anchored to DVD <cite>masticatingman posted [p:938019015] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Dont edge if youre jacking it that much. Just get it done and over with. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 04/24/20 4:57:45 PM #19:	masticatingman posted... Dont edge if youre jacking it that much. Just get it done and over with. Then whats the point?!? --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938019175] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>masticatingman posted... </cite> <quote>Dont edge if youre jacking it that much. Just get it done and over with.</quote>Then whats the point?!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 04/24/20 5:01:08 PM #20:	King_Hellebuyck posted... Does that really work? ProTip: Use Aquaphor instead. It's water-based and actually is designed for healing skin. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:938019401] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>King_Hellebuyck posted... </cite> <quote>Does that really work?</quote> ProTip: Use Aquaphor instead. It's water-based and actually is designed for healing skin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 04/24/20 5:02:44 PM #21:	I have like 5 different moisturizers cuz of how dry my hands are from washing them constantly. How do I know whats best for my quaracock? --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938019483] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>I have like 5 different moisturizers cuz of how dry my hands are from washing them constantly. How do I know whats best for my quaracock? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 04/24/20 5:05:51 PM #22:	If you need to make a thread on the current events board of a dying video game forum about jacking off too much, youre jacking off too much. --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:938019642] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>If you need to make a thread on the current events board of a dying video game forum about jacking off too much, youre jacking off too much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SableWolfAngel 04/24/20 5:08:12 PM #23:	Poor, poor CEmen. I can't imagine having a problem like this. No matter how much I do it, I never get raw or chafed. Just one of the advantages of having a button over a knob, I suppose. --- http://www.backloggery.com/SableWolfAngel https://imgur.com/At3Hcq5 \| https://imgur.com/F1pWSAm <cite>SableWolfAngel posted [p:938019765] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Poor, poor CEmen. I can't imagine having a problem like this. No matter how much I do it, I never get raw or chafed. Just one of the advantages of having a button over a knob, I suppose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 04/24/20 5:18:15 PM #24:	Jerry_Hellyeah posted... If you need to make a thread on the current events board of a dying video game forum about jacking off too much, youre jacking off too much. Look at Mr. High And Mighty here not jerking off too much SableWolfAngel posted... Poor, poor CEmen. I can't imagine having a problem like this. No matter how much I do it, I never get raw or chafed. Just one of the advantages of having a button over a knob, I suppose. Ugh plus the whole building climaxes thing? Damn this is why we need Mens Rights --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938020260] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Jerry_Hellyeah posted... </cite> <quote>If you need to make a thread on the current events board of a dying video game forum about jacking off too much, youre jacking off too much.</quote>Look at Mr. High And Mighty here not jerking off too much SableWolfAngel posted... </cite> <quote>Poor, poor CEmen. I can't imagine having a problem like this. No matter how much I do it, I never get raw or chafed. Just one of the advantages of having a button over a knob, I suppose.</quote>Ugh plus the whole building climaxes thing? Damn this is why we need Mens Rights </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SableWolfAngel 04/24/20 5:23:09 PM #25:	You want a policy against dong abuse or something? 'Cause you're gonna struggle with that, my guy. --- http://www.backloggery.com/SableWolfAngel https://imgur.com/At3Hcq5 \| https://imgur.com/F1pWSAm <cite>SableWolfAngel posted [p:938020504] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>You want a policy against dong abuse or something? 'Cause you're gonna struggle with that, my guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 04/24/20 10:32:37 PM #26:	It doesnt have to make sense! Mens rights! --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938037860] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>It doesnt have to make sense! Mens rights! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 04/26/20 3:28:14 PM #27:	bump for dick advice --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938130316] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>bump for dick advice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 04/26/20 3:29:11 PM #28:	I haven't done the deed in almost a month --- take me somewhere nice "Miss, can you tell me your address? I need an address...I need an address, so we can send help." <cite>EverDownward posted [p:938130379] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>I haven't done the deed in almost a month </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 04/26/20 3:50:28 PM #29:	EverDownward posted... I haven't done the deed in almost a month whats ur secret --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938131543] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>EverDownward posted... </cite> <quote>I haven't done the deed in almost a month</quote>whats ur secret </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 04/27/20 7:10:07 PM #30:	Choco posted... whats ur secret His dick couldve fallen off --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938203963] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>whats ur secret</quote>His dick couldve fallen off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 04/28/20 2:18:36 AM #31:	Choco posted... whats ur secret I dunno. The more time goes by that you don't do it, the less you'll feel inclined to do so. --- take me somewhere nice "Miss, can you tell me your address? I need an address...I need an address, so we can send help." <cite>EverDownward posted [p:938224671] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>whats ur secret</quote>I dunno. The more time goes by that you don't do it, the less you'll feel inclined to do so. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 04/28/20 2:20:34 AM #32:	Probably same here --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:938224730] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>Probably same here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 04/28/20 2:22:45 AM #33:	I've been in self isolation for two weeks and I think I've cranked it more in this time then ever in my life tbh --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:938224798] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>I've been in self isolation for two weeks and I think I've cranked it more in this time then ever in my life tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 04/29/20 3:23:23 PM #34:	NOM posted... I've been in self isolation for two weeks and I think I've cranked it more in this time then ever in my life tbh Is it ok? --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:938315515] in I have a b... [t:78621418]...</cite> <quote>NOM posted... </cite> <quote>I've been in self isolation for two weeks and I think I've cranked it more in this time then ever in my life tbh</quote>Is it ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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